So, this is the profile of a fanfiction author that very few people in the world even know exist. Some might say, 'Why put the effort into writing an epic profile when no one of great importance is ever going to read it?' The answer, all those who now read this profile, is that I felt like it. And so anything you read from now on are the random and delusional thoughts of a 13 year old girl on her Easter holidays with little better to do

I stated in my earlier comment that the people who read this are of no great importance. I understand that this may have offended those precious few who did dare to type my name in the search bar, and I wish to clear this up before any misconceptions may be formed. You are all wonderful people. It is merely the vindictive, narcissistic qualities of my own nature that cause me to belittle the greatness of others, and, in saying this, I wish for you to not excuse these painfully human faults of mine, but if you have it in you, to forgive them.

In mention of those few who are now reading this, I would like to identify those amongst you whose face I know and whose name I recognise. There are any number of people of whom I am aware of that may have chanced upon this dour profile, and an undefinable and unlimitable number of which I am not aware, but I wish to highlight and comment on the three most likely candidates.

Niamh: I realise now that we have not known each other for a terribly long time, but I wish to thank you yet again for introducing me to this vast and purely fictional realm where those of like minds gather to express their views in fantastical depiction. Apologies for the fomality: you have known me in a world where my vocabulary cannot miatch the speed of my tongue, and my old soul is trapped in a young body. Thank you for being the very first reader of my very first fanfiction; your name shall forever reign the metaphorical Hall of Honours.

Libblepip: Where to start? If I said I had no words, I would be lying, but stringing them together in a suitably descriptive sentence is much harder. My thoughts won't do you justice, but suffice to say that you were the most supportive, encouraging soundboard for my ideas I have ever met in my entire, woefully short life. You helped sort the fresh ideas from those reused, introduced me to alternative music, and stayed constant from age four. As I near my fourteenth year, I have come to realise what a special friend I have in you, the one who first encouraged me to put my ideas to pen, the one who first called me archaic, the one who first called me her friend. Thank you for your support, and thank you for always being there.i

Jackie: The moronic extension of my inner fan girl. You are a truly interesting person, and I am not often happier than when I engage in a debate on the intricacies of the world's many fandoms, or discuss the fluctuations of human behaviour. This is saying a lot, as, naturally, I believe myself to be the most interesting person one could come to know, and yet I believe you to have a personality at least as deep and meandering as my own, if not more so. So for your thanks, I would like to thank you for assisting me in fully realising the aspect of my personality that first led me here, to the world of stolen ideas and masterful creations.

We are artisans of words, those ancient Shogunate rejects disdained by even the meanest of peasants for reusing and improving upon the work of the farmers and serfs. Authors and readers of fanfiction are disdained by those who don't understand, who have never tasted the freedom that comes from a stagnant pool of ideas just waiting to be stirred into motion. We are harassed, we are stereotyped, we are treated like those unfortunates who have been crushed under the stampede if society and left gasping in the dust. But we can bear their lowered opinions, their ill-disguised contempt for something so apparently vulgar.

We can bear it because we know, inherently, that we are right, and they are wrong. And there's nothing quite so delicious in this world than being better than somebody else.