I'll settle with this;

A recently graduated university student with a bachelors in History, having decided upon race relations in 19th and 20th century America as my primary study, specifically involving African American and Native American relations with imperialists and thieves (and having composed a lengthy, pretentious thesis on the same topic!)

Music music music, which the link above would explain further

And lastely, T.S. Eliot - tattooed on my abdomen for safekeeping, and keeping me grounded to the lifetime before college that was consumed with anxiety, passion, and most certainly NOT levelheadedness!

Oh, and do disregard the three pithy fictions I wrote in high school - those were fun, and I blush in shame when I consider what I thought was "good" writing from what seems like so long ago.