Hey, it's Summer and Amanda! The first thing you all want to know about us is that if you're not insane, stay. away. People of our level of insanity do not mingle well with the mentally healthy.

Bold is Summer.

The weird slanty writing is Mandy.

We promise everything we write will be updated as soon as possible. We're both in school so we're sorry if we don't update for a while. Also we will never start a story we won't finish.

Yeah, so if we don't update for a million years, just send us a threatening PM telling us to get our asses to the computer and write. We'll do it.

My life sucks. Draco divorced me, Legolas broke up with me becuase he found out I'm a female... and my Phantom of the Opera won't come out of the basement. He thinks I'm ugly.

You think your life sucks?

I think so!

Your problems aren't so bad! -begins to sing to the tune of "It Sucks to be Me":- My computer's busted and Edward ran away.

My mental problems are more than I can say!

We spend our lives writing fanfiction all day!

And we're here, on the computer, with no therapist...!

Because he fired us...!

And we got escorted off the premesis by two unusually strong securtiy guards...

That one had too many sylables... My Phantom would be ashamed... oh well!

It sucks to be us! It sucks to be us! I say it suckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuck! It sucks to be us!

OUTBURST OF APPLAUSE IN SUMMER'S HEAD-

Happy readings!

Here's an example of our mental health problems. Hope you enjoy the stories we write