i am lazy and that is all u need to know... fine... here:

Name: Guess...

Age: 65!!!!XD

Gender: what do you think?

Fav bands: to many to name, but i like techno, hip-hop, rock, and pretty much anything else...

Fav color- gray

Fav charaters-

1) Kakashi

2) Squigdy(Gaara)

3) Orochimaru

4) Sasuke

5) Neji

I don't have any fav couples. i just read funny fics that make fun of everyone...

Conversation w/ Sakora:

"Obster larmy destorer."- Sakora

"what the hell is an obster larmy?"-me

"i don't know but you destroyed it." -Sakora

“You destroyed my lobster army. Thanks!”-Sakora

"i thought is was an obster larmy..."-me

"you destoryed both..."-Sakora

"i have 3 obster larmies! one here, one in indonisia(sp?), and a back-up in England! i am thinking of putting one up in Jamiaca(sp?) as well. what do you think Katy?"-Sakora

"OKAY!" -Me

(we were role playing...)

"what's your name?"-Someone(me)

"Gaara..."-Gaara(sakora)

"what's your middle name?"-Someone(me)

"Squidgy..." -Gaara(Sakora) (my bestest freind Sakora who likes Gaara way to much and talk to her cat for comfort...)

"subuku no squidgy..."- Me

"DUDE katy! i am so gonna name my kid Gaara Squidgy!" -Sakora

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you gonna die his hair red?" - Me

"did you just say Gaara is going to die of Heroin?"- Sakora

"NO!!i said r u going to die his hair red... stupid!" -Me

"it's a bird it's a plane" -Sakora

"no it's Gaara- Gai!"- Me

"were off to see Gaaraland! the wonderful world of Gaara!" -Sakora

"grass is a muffin"-Me is science.

"ice will always be cold..." -Sakora

"why are medics in orochimaru's lair?"-Sakora(watching naruto on youtube)

"Rats are in orochimaru's hair? wtf?"-Me

"NO! dumbass! Medics are in Orochimaru's lair! place! whatever the hell it's called!"-Sakora

"i want to turn into a llama"-me

"i know what you want to be even more."-sakora

"what?"-me

"a banana phone!"-sakora

"ya know what i want even more?"-me

"hm?"-sakora

"edible pants!"-me

"Hello nose."-me

"what did it say?"-sakora

"good bye. i'm going to Peru"-me

"your nose is going to peru w/ out you? how is that possible?"-sakora

"yes! i'm micheal jackson!"-me

"Shanks is a sexy muffin."-sakora

"your a sexy mexican waffle!"-me

" No Martie! it's snivle time!" Sakora

"wtf?" ME

and that is what goes on between sakora and me on the phone!!!o.O

Here is some fan art from 'Tekika Uchini', the story i co-author w/ Sakora(xXxThePromisexXx)

Sakora By Me

Sarika By Me

Sakara By Me

and there ya go!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

1. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever been hit by a car, copy this into your profile

If you have ever promised someone you were going to call them back and forgot who you promised to call, and then called someone else, copy this into your profile

I have done all of these several times... STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!