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 Author has written 2 stories for RENT. Hear » RENT, Taylor Swift, MCR, Song Wendsday, The Producers. Read » Twilight, Harry Potter, An Abundance of Kathrines, Paper Towns, Looking for Alaska. Watch» House, Dr. Who, Ugly Betty, Hate » Children. Cops. Drama. Dust. Liars. MySpace. Relatives. Speed limits. & more. Love » Accents. Acoustic guitars. Books. Doctor Who. Facebook. Fonts. Photoshop. & more. Rogers Word Of Advice Pudding powder and water just don't mix Microwave pizza. 1 1/2 mins. Not 11 1/2 ALWAYS Makes sure what you are running through is a door. Not a window. Never, I repeat Never! Starve yourself to win a pancake eating contest...Never! Mother knows all... self explainable. When Your Asking People To 'Light Your Candle' Be Prepared For Sexual References. |
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How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2008
Why are we friends with these people? by Sarah1281 reviews
Mark and Roger's friends are odd. Very odd. So odd, in fact, that at times they're forced to wonder why they even hang out with them...Takes place during RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Coffee Breaks by Pulchritude reviews
Ever wonder what all of our characters and the Dead Poets do when we aren't using them? Well, now you get to experience an insight to who they are as people. Not just the characters we know them as. Be afraid...Be VERY afraid...
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
Viva La Vie Kindergarten by i'llbeyourcoat reviews
Another RENT kindergarten story! i love these so i'm going to try to write my own. It will probably go between humor and drama because i like both. Reveiws make me happeir then you can know. Flames are pretty much ignored.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Top Ten Things Roger Davis Hates by ILikeScarvesAndGuitars reviews
From Maureen Johnson to Fangirls and everything inbetween.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Roger D. - Complete
In Santa Fe by katyfaise reviews
AU. What would happen if the events of RENT hadn't happened. Stories of all the main characters.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Ten Things About by arabianrose reviews
Ten things about the characters of the new generation - straight from their own quills! Same fic, new summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Albus S. P., James P.
James and Sirius Meet John Tatum by Lizzie Lupin reviews
Hilarious, you won't be the same after reading this! A one-shot of teenage James and Sirius, and a poor muggle door-to-door salesman who tries to sell them knives, which includes Sirius faking a deathly illness and "accidentally" contaminating the guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Dead Poet Society Pledges by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
The offical rules and laws for fans of Dead Poets Society.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Prongs' List of Forbidden Wooing Techniques by CaramelBoost reviews
James bloody Potter has stolen Lily's knickers for the last time. Now he's got a list; a list of things he can't do around Lily. Will he stick to it? Doubtfully. Is it going to be pretty? Not likely. Third out of Four companion pieces JamesxLily Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fred Weasley's last will by AngelElric05 reviews
Fred had a will written out. Wonder what he's left everyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Fred W. - Complete
Never alone by TechnoPirate reviews
George gets a talking to after Fred's death. By an unlikely person...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/17/2007 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
Lost and Found by doodleswriter357 reviews
Fred's funeral. George gets some closure after his brother's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2007 - George W., Fred W.
Dear Brother by ms.marie reviews
George visits Fred's grave. a sad little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Empty by SnowyPicture reviews
George's initial reaction when Fred dies. [short]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
What's His Favorite Color? by OhShizNit reviews
Angel asks Roger a question and it leads to a heated debate amongst the Bohemians and Benny. Borderline crack fic!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
The Perfect Partner by sellthelie reviews
Girls always got away with everything. Just Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - George W. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Foul Play by Breathe From Your Hoo Hoo reviews
MarkRoger, MarkOC. When Roger wants something this badly, he has no choice but to just get it. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Mark's Scarf by Loves-To-Write-Ready-To-Listen reviews
Mark's rarely seen without his beloved scarf. Doesn't anyone ever wonder where it came from? I sure did. This is my answer. The tale of how Mark got his famous stripped scarf.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Murder of Jack by lovablegeek reviews
[PreRent] Roger wants to get rid of the loft's newest resident, and Mark is not pleased. [One shot]
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Fics by Brytnei reviews
A rewritten version of the song Rent that is basically an entire complaint to fics. Don't like, don't read.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
12 Days of Christmas RENTstyle by Jealous Maureen reviews
12 days of christmas, rent style
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Oh My God It's a SPIDER! by ThisWasNotMe reviews
Angel and Collins have spider problems.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Your Friends Are All Actors by Scarfy reviews
Mark, the following years of your life never happened. Your friends were actors. The situations were fake Everything was fake. A joke, one large, huge, cruel, cruel joke. [one shot][major angsty][r&r][prompt: april fool's]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
How to Prank the Weasley Twins in Ten Days by The Rabid Pixie reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black are swept into the future and are hired to prank Fred and George Weasley. The catch is that the students of the school (including Harry Potter) have no idea a couple of time travlers are at the school. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - George W., James P.
The Paper Towel Monologues of Mark Cohen by Nata reviews
Roger gives Mark a roll of paper towels for Christmas. Funny stuff happens. Post-RENT.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004
The Quidditch Hoedown! by General K-Star reviews
Parody of the "Hoedown" game from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville sing a hoedown about Quidditch. Absolutely hilarious! Please R&R! More games from the show coming very soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2004
American Pie Parody (Fred, Stay Alive!) by Trapezoid reviews
A song about the recent rumor of Fred dying in book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/10/2000
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I'm not Emmet! reviews
Mark ends up in Emmets legally blonde body. Don't feel bad for saying you hate my story! I spent the whole day looking forward to it!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Mark C.
Marks bad day reviews
Mark is having a bad day.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete