monsieurvampire
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Joined 01-08-07, id: 1191330, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 2 stories for Assassin's Creed, Twilight, and Dracula.

I'm not a writer, or well let's say I usually don't really write, I just think of scenes and never write them down. In some cases however I do write them down. If it was a wise thing to do? I doubt it.

When I was 15 I did write, a lot of really crappy angsty romance shite. Then I quit, and now sometimes I write around 500 words and then quit again. What I write nowadays is obviously not good. But I hope that by posting a few things it may amuse others as it amused me.

Grammar/spelling mistakes are not intended, english is not my first language and finding a beta is dificult.

And for well other stuff. I'm a big fan of slash. My otp will forever be Snape/Harry. I'm also into other fandoms, Sherlock/Watson is another favourite. And ever since I have been playing the Assassins Creed games I have been shipping their male characters.

The pairings I like in AC AC2 Ezio/Leonardo AC3 Ezio/Cesare AC4 Ezio/Yusuf. I hope to write more fic for the fandom in the future.

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twibanana reviews
Edward discovers new forbidden pleasures, in the shape of a banana. This is 100% crack with no intention of being correct. Edward/object.
Crossover - Twilight & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Edward, Dracula
Baklava and a bit of smut reviews
Yusuf/Ezio. Bromance gone romance updated, now beta-read by peilicanhelican.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ezio A., Yusuf T. - Complete