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Okay, so this is my profile.

Duh, you already knew that, sorry. I never know what to write in these things. I mean, few people actually read over the profile anyway so whats the point in writing it? I guess it's fun.

I'm pretty sure you don't actually want to hear anything about my life, so I'll just leave all the usual "this is who I am" stuff out. And I'll get down to the real reason you're on my profile.

My stories. (soon to be here anyway. Damn that two day waiting period!)

Okay so, here goes.

Beauty and Confidence Go Hand in Hand: Long title I know, but I kinda like it, plus I have no other ideas. I can't believe I'm actually writing a Twilight fanfic, but I just couldn't get it out of my head. You know how it is. Anyway, umm, yeah. It seems kinda superficial, but it's not at all. I'd explain it all, but you'd probably get bored to death. It's based on Twilight and Beauty Pop (manga). I've got one very long chapter done, and it might be a while before the next one comes out, but that's only cause I'm trying to make them so long.

Phases: I had two friends who had this up before I had an account. They deleted it so I could put it up. I think it's really good, but I'm kinda biased. The chapters are really short, but I'll update this one faster, so it all balances out. And I have to say thank you to my wonderful beta reader, whose screen name escapes me right now.

Dito: Yeah, I know I'm all over the place. A Twilight fanfic, a Stargate Atlantis fanfic, and now a Naruto one? I know, I know. Anyway, the chapters are longer for this one too, so I'll update less frequently. Sorry!

Geek in the Corner: And now InuYasha too! So, pretty long chapters, possibly the longest of all, and I might not update that often at all. Sorry agan. My bad.

Ugh. I have too many stories right now, but I seem to be a slave to my impulses. Anyway, all of these will be up here as soon as my two day waiting period is over. Kk? Good.

And now I'm gonna put my favorite random quotes on here cause I feel like it.

"We spend the first few years of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then we spend the rest of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up."

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."
Rory: Hehe.
Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:
Rory: Oy with the poodles already.
Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.

"You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of you had me at hello."

"Focus please." "I am a camera"

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.

Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?

I'm a Frisbeeterian - When I die, my soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there

I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.

If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.

Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress, can be judged by the way its animals are treated

It will be a great day when education is paid for and we see the military holding a bake sale to raise funds.

See ya!