knockknocktimericohide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Penguins of Madagascar. Heres what you need to know about me. Name- Just call me Mitch Age-17, Senior in high school (I know what your thinking "what is a 17 year old doing reading PoM fanfics" and you know what, I'm thinking the same thing.) Sex-yes please, jk, male Favorite shows-The Penguins of Madagascar (kind of a given), MXC, Angry Beavers, Johnny Bravo, Spongebob, Ed Edd n Eddy, Roco's Modern Life, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc... Favorite Movies-Happy Gilmore, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Dawn of the Dead (basically any zombie movie) Favorite Bands-Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Coheed and Cambria, Beardfish, Metallica, Rush, The Beatles, Chicago, Lamb of God, and way to many more to name Favorite Books- Slaughter House Five, Catch-22, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Great Gatsby, Band of Brothers Home town- The Windy City, Chicago Ethnicity- Italian and proud of it Sports Affiliates- Chicago Cubs, Chicago Bears, Chicago Blackhawks, Philadelphia Phillies, Pittsburgh Penguins I'm always in a good mood so if you ever wanna talk about anything feel free to message me. WARNING!!- Although I'm a guy I do have an inner fangirl and sometimes she runs wild so if you happen to be in the way when it happens you might want to run...fast. Thank you XD Skipper-"Kowalski analysis!" Kowalski-"I'm picking up good vibrations." Skipper-"look what happened when Manfetti and Johnson fell hard for thoes chinstrap sisters...they lost their heart, a lung, and 15 feet of intestence." Skipper-"Thats what Manfretti and Johnson said back in Equador...we buried what was left of them with a teaspoon." Skipper-"Kowalski report." Kowalski-"I am randomly pressing buttons." Skipper-"Could i press one...it would make me feel better." Skipper- It's knock knock time Rico Rico- yea!! yea!! (regurgitates a stick of dynamite) Check out my Penguin Tribute videos. Don't forget to review! Kowalski-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXccAAHPNWk Skilene-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3T_mrD5sM&feature=related Private-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wgjc9reQ5E&feature=channel Rico-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx93NqozuYI&feature=channel Watch my wrsetling matches http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5u0CYqml40 (dark blue) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTjK9vO0yk (dark blue, orange trim) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIW65vjb2bE&feature=related (dark blue, orange trim) | |||||||
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Abnegation by Blouper reviews
"There's a 98% chance we'll get caught. A scientist must try any and all possibilities no matter how slim the chance of success." Kowalski and Marlene. On rejection. Friendship. Others.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
I've Gotta Feeling by Wafflette reviews
What did happen, though, was definitely a sight that no one would have believed if they hadn't seen it themselves. Expect the unexpected. Named for the Black Eyed Peas song.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kowalski - Complete
Operation 2:Operation: Mad Genius by RavenFeathersOfDarkness reviews
Chapter 6 is finally here! I'm so eternally, impossibly sorry for taking so long to update. But it's here, so you can relax. Just deleted the author's notes, so that should make it easier. XD Some KowalskiXOC, please review, I crave your opinions!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Kowalski
Operation: Otter Heart by Galaxy1001D reviews
After the events of 'Otter Gone Wild', the penguins try to find a way to free Marlene of her savage impulses. Their solution: Find the darling otter a date.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Skipper, Marlene
A Penguin in Lemur's Clothing by axelfar reviews
Kowalski accidentally turns himself into a lemur while trying to give himself regenerative powers. Now he has to stay with the lemurs, and Julien is showing a growing interest in him. Kowalski/Julien
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kowalski, King Julien
The lemur and the penguin by fanfictiongoddess reviews
In a world separated by different kingdoms of animal humanoids, Kowalski is considered to be from the more barbaric lands. Accidentally proving to some slavers his kind are not barbarians , Kowalski must find a way to save his homeland. That's hard to do
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - King Julien, Kowalski
Doll's Dream by halfhuman123 reviews
Everyone forgets that there's someone Rico loves very much. But what does she feel about him? An ode to "Toy Story"? Perhaps. Finished!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Rico - Complete
Our Little Secret by axelfar reviews
The king and the commando. They were destined to form a rivalry, but when a kiss between them changes everything, will that rivalry give way to a secret romance? SkipperxJulien
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Skipper, King Julien]
The REAL Love Smoothie by JV's Jack reviews
Just one of those lab mishaps... but the results are more than just unpredictable. Let's hope the penguins can put things right once again! And FYI, there's all 14 chaps now!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,988 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Meet the family by inugomegirl reviews
the Sequel to Mini me. This time it's the whole Family, loud mouth little sister even louder mother, disaproving father, and protective older brother. Plus a surprise that you can't miss involving Skilene and another awkward visit, Skilene PrivetXCarlene
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Skipper, Marlene
The Diary of Kowalski by Esperata reviews
This is a 3 way diary shared with Porsche101 and Inugomegirl each playing different characters, follow the adventures from different points of view, and read the other Diary books by those authors. Crazy things are bound to happen.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kowalski
The Irrelevant Equation of 1 plus 1 by SmallerThan reviews
He looks down at his flipper, which was held by Marlene’s paw. They were different, both outside and inside, but he knew that they loved each other despite the differences. As Marlene had said, either way you add it you still get two. First Marski fic!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Kowalski, Marlene
Picnic, Ants, and Bowling Pins by Queen Julien reviews
The Penguins go on a picnic, ants invade, and Julien befriends a bowling pin. Longer summery inside. This is my very first fic! Please check it out and review! :D
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Innocent by Gewlicious reviews
Marlene has always been called "cute and naive" and frankly, she's sick of it. rated T for later chapters. skilene. My fist fanfic, so please, PUL-EEZE review and be nice about it. FINALLY UPDATED: Chapter 15's up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Marlene, Skipper
The Perfect Gift by SmallerThan reviews
This was actually written by Knockknocktimerico and I. Christmas special, featuring my own personal pairing favorite, and is a one shot. Promises to be great because really, Mitch wrote it with me, and what could be better than that combination? XD
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by JV's Jack reviews
The penguins have faced danger and adventure before many times. But this could be their biggest threat ever when a charming and rather foxy penguin is introduced to their habitat. A new member of the zoo? Or is there more than meets the eye?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
A Romance Not Asked For by Smilesas reviews
The Epilogue and the Author's Notes are finally complete! The Epilogue is pretty short, but, never fear for future fanifcs will take care of that! Please enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
New Recruit by Puffles45 reviews
The penguins and the lemurs get new editions to their habitats after animal rescue drops off another penguin and lemur. The downsides? The newbies are female, and they aren't exactly easy to deal with for the guys.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
The Skipper, the Marlene, and the Ups and Downs by Skoolgrl09 reviews
Sequel to " To Private's Eyes".Skipper and Marlene run into obstacle courses starting with their first date, which could easily destroy their love relationship. Can the pair conquer them and stay together? Hope so.Rating varies. Brief violence.Chap 15 up
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Penguin Madness by candysweets reviews
Skipper has kept many things from his team, as well as his friends... many deep dark secrets that could threaten their vary lives. As guilt eats away at his core, one little lemur holds the key to the memories he has long since forgotten.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,060 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Family Ties by Porsche101 reviews
Someone from Skipper's past comes to visit... that's all I'm telling ya. Skilene in later chapters and maybe some Kowalski/OC. ON HOLD TEMPORARILY!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
AnIMal Chat by Fleeting Eternity reviews
When Skipper and Kowalski set up the penguins and the lemurs with computers, they make sure to IM each other every night. Here are their IMs, ranging from random, to serious, to awkward, and everything inbetween. More to come!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Birthday Present by ZeeCorge reviews
It's Privates Birthday and he wants a special present from Skipper. WARNING: Skipper/Private Pairing. Male/Male sex.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
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That's an Order reviews
Kowalski gets the special punishment. A quick KowalskiXSkipper one shot, includes sexual content.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Love Birds reviews
A Kowalski/Rico/Julien sex fic.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kowalski, Rico
Mamihlapinatapei reviews
Mamihlapinatapei - A look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start. Lots-o-Skilene trust me. credit to Blouper for introducing me to the word
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Penguin Playlist reviews
ALL DONE, Make sure to check out all the videos.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
As I Am reviews
Rico spends the night alone with his doll, reflecting on his life. Find out about a side of Rico that no one has seen before.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Rico - Complete
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