Well, HI. I AM... XxU c h i h a K e d o s h ixX!! I WAS: XxTheProblemChildxX but I got annoyed with that name, so I changed it. SO THAR:3 And in case you couldn’t tell….

NAME-Kelsi(Ke-chan)

Gender-Female

Birthday-September 3

Age-Somewhere between 13-17(I want you guys to guess. Don’t treat me different if you find out how old I am, I have a very high IQ.)

That very high IQ is…-I think it’s like…. 150? Yeah. That.

That’s all you need to know. Nah, just kidding. Keep going down, dude.

So don’t let the rain fall

Anyway~! So, some info on me:

I have creepy obsessions with: Uno(The card game. It freaking pwns.), Dora The Explorer(Don't mock this. She is amazing.), The MBTA(The bus line where I live.), All the musical instruments I play(13 of them, I am that cool), Mulan(... I did a play in my summer camp, and it was Mulan. I have the whole script memorized, honest to God), The Huns(I am part freaking Hun. I am Hungarian, therefore I am part Hun. BOO YAH.), SasuSaku and NaruIno(DON'T JUDGE ME.)

I am stereotyped as 'emo' or 'scene' from the way I dress, but I'm actually very friendly and nice(says all my friends. Now, only if the people in school could get over my scary looking exterior...), and like people a lot. But if you judge me, get on my case about being bisexual, an atheist, or a NaruIno fan, I will destroy you. Just a fair warning. I am bipolar, so I'm sorry if I freak you out a little. Don't judge me for that, either. :D

My 'love life': Alright, so! I just set my ex-girlfriend up with my best friend(Talk about awkward...), so there all happy and stuff, and I kinda miss her, even though I dumped her for some jackass guy who I later found out is a douche. Uhm, I like a guy who might be gay. And this girl, this wonderful girl who I love so much... I broke her heart so many times, and now that I realized that I really REALLY like her, she just got over me. FML. BUTTTT I am eloping to Egypt with my love buddy Lauryn. It's going to be awesomeness.

I like to: Write, draw, make AMVs, make BGs, hack(... Ess tee eff yew.), text(I am a mad fast texter. I love my phone. She is my love child.), read(I AM NOT A NERD!! I think.), and watch anime. So yeah.

Athazagoraphobia-fear of being ignored or forgotten
Atychiphobia-Fear of failing
Autophobia-Fear of lonliness
Clinophobia-Fear of sleep
Macrophobia-Fear of long waits
Metathesisiophobia-Fear of change
Pocresophobia-Fear of gaining weight or getting fat
Soteriophobia-Fear of dependance

A summary of me-I'm just your average(NOT IN THE LEAST!)scene/emo female otaku. Not really,haha. I love to hack and draw and read and write, AMVs are fun to make, my love life sucks, I'm a little bit too strong, I have no useful skills. I text way too much, my hair is always odly colored, and my real hair is blonde. Very, very, very blonde. I have BPD and BiPolar disorder, but don't get scared off by this, I'm still a person. I just have obnoxious mood swings. I'm a partial anorexic, and when things get really bad, occasionally I'll make myself throw up. It's an inspiration for Fix Me. So... TALK TO ME CUZ I NEED FRIEEENNNDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Don’t let it drown your soul

Enough about me. If you want to be friend(Pretty please?)or have any questions, please don't hesitate to talk to me!

I loooooove my story Fix Me but a lot of the time I need a break from writing angsty shtuff, so I write random one shots. Don't be upset if I don't update like, once a week with that story, you don't know how hard it is for me(being a bipolar, easily effected teenager), so I apologize if it takes like, two to four weeks in between to update. I write random one shots in between, usually consisting of humor to ease the pain of writing Fix Me(I seriously cried when I wrote the first chapter. Don't judge me.), so... Yeah. Hahahaha...

UPDATES FOR STORIES:

Fix Me's third chapter should be up within a few days, I have school and tests and SSATs to worry about, and it's hard to write when you have writer's block.

fast times at barrington high's Next BarringtonHigh!verse story should be up after chapter 3 of Fix Me

WILL BE POSTING A NEW CHAPTER STORY AFTER CHAPTER 3 OF FIX ME. NOT ONE DOWN BELOW.

My new story, that will be coming soon!:

By Death Do Us Part

Pairings: SasuSaku, ?Ino, KibaHina, ?Ten
Rating: I think it's T. Maybe M.
Genre: Humor/Romance
Summary: Okay, so. I swear it wasn't my original idea. Really. This wasn't going to happen to me. Hey, SHE turned against ME. And bestie standing right here just agreed to help me. Did I honestly think it would give me all of this? All I wanted was revenge...
A/N- I was at school, on my lappy-toppy, and it was three minutes before lunch where I just like super fast in five minutes(I was late for lunch, not like I was eating anyway.), like, eight pages of a pilot. So like I kinda got obsessed with writing it, and... Uh... YEAH.

Here are some story ideas I have in mind! Or am writing and am just getting chapters done in advance so I don't have to make people wait, because I'm just cool like that.:

The Dream Blog; Welcome!

Pairing: SasuSaku

Rating: Most likely T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Summary: Hello and welcome to my blog. It’s where I post my fairytales. It’s not like anybody knows who I am, anyway. Can’t an invisible girl dream?

A/N- So like, I want a blog but have nothing to write about. SO thus I used this plot that popped into my head. WOOT!

My Social Life

Pairing: SasuSaku, maybe some NaruIno

Rating: I think M, for sexual content(no farther than limes. I think.)

Summary: It always has to happen to me, you know? And this is why I don’t do free skate.

A/N- This is based off of events in my current life. So I wanted to write out my feelings, per se. I think I really like writing this one. I wrote out the pilot chapter, and I think it’s pretty cool.

BlackJack

Pairing: SasuSaku, NaruIno

Rating: I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be M

Summary: “I want to go to Vegas when I grow up! And win a lot of money! And stuff!” And oh, go to Vegas she did.

A/N-Well… I have an obsession with gambling. xD IT’S SO WRONG I KNOW!! DON’T JUDGE ME!! And at Canobie Lake, for my birthday, at the arcade, me and my friends were like totally only 50 tickets or less away from winning that stupid guitar! BLARGH! So yeah.

Konoha Boarding School For The Troubled Or Brilliant

Pairing: SasuSaku, ?Ino

Rating: I think it’s safe to say this one will be T

Summary: Ino’s summer turned out to be phantasmagorical. Sakura’s… Not so much. So now she’s stuck in Konoha Boarding School For The Troubled Or Brilliant Teenagers. For a whole year of school. Well, this sucks.

A/N-Well you see…. I dunno. I just think there should be more boarding school fics out there, there aren’t enough for my liking. This will be done through emails, FaceBook, texting, and blogging, just to make it clear.

So don’t let the rain down

AND NOW….. Favorites of mine:

Colors

Black

Purple

Blue

Season

Summer

Band

Too many… But I’ll pick three;

Blink-182

3OH!3

Cobra Starship

Quote/LYRICS

"My favorite part was when he called him a Saucy Boy.""You DO realize, Holly, that were in a classroom, where the principal is standing right next to us, right? Because he's giving you the evil eye and it's freaking me out.""And you do realize, that said principal is standing right next to you, yeah?""DEIDARA?!""No, I like Hidan-""WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?"-Holly, Me, The Principal, Holly, Principal, Me.(MY PRINCIPAL LIKE FREAKING NARUTO. BOO TO THE YAH. HE'S LIKE 30.

“So many men have tried the drug… So many, but none have succeeded.””You mean they tried and failed? All of them?””Oh, no,” she shook her head,
they tried and DIED.”-Dune

“But… At Subway’s, they say you get anything you ask for, right? Well, what if you ask for 1,000,000? Will they give me that?”-Astrid

“Well, see, stuff happened, and then more stuff. And now it’s led me here.””…. THAT DOESN’T EXPLAIN ANYTHING!””…. I know.”-Me and Kate

“Don’t JUDGE ME!!””Stop saying that, right now Kelsi.””…. NEVER! YOUNG SKYWALKER, DO NOT TAKE AWAY MY POWERS!”-Me and Taylor

“That’s not weird at all. No, not at all. An alligator bonding with you. Of course not, Kelsi… It’s almost as normal as carrying around a pack of Uno cards everywhere you go. Just that close.”-Lili

“You corrupted the fasion. Was that even possible? Wow….”-Erica

“Look…. Just, don’t change, okay? Don’t let other people tell you how to be you. Just be yourself, nobody can change that.””Aww, thanks, Prindle!””Wow, Kelsi, that was so cheesy…””Amanda, leave Prindle alone! Prindle, ignore THE JERK, she’s a jerkface.””WHO THINKS SHE IS GOD! EVEN THOUGH THAT’S ME!””Yes, what Kaitlin said.””What?! WHAT THE HELL!!”-Prindle, then Me, then Amanda, then Me, then Kaitlin, then Me, then Amanda

“I feel that my life is very, very sad… I just had a CARTOON tell me that when live gets you high, it smacks you back down. WOW.”-Me

“I feel that every time we talk, our conversations get a little stranger.””I feel that every time we talk our parents die a bit inside. Just like when you come home, Kelsi!”-Me and Kate

“What’s a fasion, Erica?””You’re a fasion, Holly.””Well Kelsi, what is it?””You’re a fake Asian. You can’t play any instruments or do math. And you get bad grades. That’s not okay.”-Holly, Erica, and Me

"Oh! Mulan! You're back! I uh... Well, I turned your room into a weight room, because, uh. Well, I didn't think you were coming back! But, uh, here you are! So uh, hi! You can, uh, use it to train! So you can join the army again! Yeah! Hahaha... Ha... BRENDAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"-Tyler, playing as Fa Zhou in Mulan(BrendanShangwas late for his cue, so Tyler used this as fill.)

Don’t let it hit the ground

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Anime’s owned by respective owners

Lyrics(Don’t let the rain fall; don’t let it drown your soul; so don’t let the rain down; don’t let it hit the ground)owned by Children From The Sand(Rohan, Tristan, Eric and Paul)from the song When The Rain Falls(They’re my friend’s band(Rohan, Tristan, and Paul are really good friends of mine)

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