Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert

HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?

Civilian life in Kumogakure. Being a civilian has got to be easier than becoming a kunoichi who has to mold their life to the village's whims. However, maybe she got it all wrong? This is an OC – SI story.

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

When Colette Weston is thrown into the court of King Henry VIII and his wife Queen Anne Boleyn, will it be as luxurious as her brother Sir Francis made it seem or will court take away her innocence, pride and contentment? How will she change history? Rating may change to M!

While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

I died young, and it wasn't a peaceful death. Maybe the trauma I went through on that night, the same night as the Uchiha massacre, is the reason I found myself in the Naruto world. I was far from happy about any of it, but I'd always been a determined person and I learned to make the best of the situation. Self-Insert OC into canon character. Eventual Shikamaru/Sasuke.

Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

"I won't let them take you away from me, okay? They can't touch us. I'm eighteen. They can't separate us." Due to unforeseen circumstances Cooper Anderson ends up his brother's guardian at the age of eighteen. An alternate look at the story of Neal Caffrey and Blaine Anderson with reoccurring characters in Peter Burke, Mozzie, Sebastian Smythe, Quinn Fabray, and Santana Lopez.

John is pretty sure that sitting together on the train on the way to school is not really a good reason to be best friends with someone, but he can't quite stop himself from being best friends with Sherlock anyway. By the time their investigations start, it's too late to be anything else. Sherlock characters at Hogwarts.

"We need you to help us slay a dragon, Dr Watson. Mr Gandalf assures us you are ideally suited for our purposes." "A dragon?" John asked. "The ones in the zoo don't seem particularly threatening." Thorn gave him a wry smile. "A metaphorical dragon, doctor. One named Moriarty. Perhaps you've heard of him?"

In which Sherlock Holmes is rumored to be the next Harry Potter (or Voldemort) and where John Watson, a normal Hogwarts student, might not seem so normal in the presence of a certain boy genius. Split in two parts. Eventual Johnlock. Rated M for non-graphic mentions of mature themes.

Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation. (They're not going to like it.) L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.

After the war against Voldemort and his Death Eaters, John Watson lays low and lives a muggle life, where he meets Sherlock Holmes. It's only a miracle that he is able to keep his magic a secret from him for so long.

Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.

Set between Hound of Baskerville and Reichenbach Fall. Sherlock's never had a friend before, so some research may be required. Even if it takes the form of colourful, idiotic ponies. Chapter one references episodes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 10, 14, 20, and 24 of season 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and chapter two references episodes 7, 14, and 22 of season 2.

The Watson-Holmes twins always get a story before bed. This time, they've asked John to tell the tale of how he learned their father was a wizard. Against his better judgement, he agrees... It all started with a howler addressed to Severus James Potter-Malfoy, bearing an angry dress down from Draco, and an invitation to bring John with him for a Christmas holiday visit with Mummy.

An 11 year old Sherlock and John start their first year at Hogwarts, ten years after the Second Wizarding War. Things have changed since Harry Potter left his school, but that does not mean things at Hogwarts are safe and sound... (This is the first of seven (short?) books - which can be read individually. The House they are in is necessary for the story. Please don't be cross. :3

Neville is dropping off a gift for a friend of his Gran's when he meets the world's only consulting detective. Sherlock is curious, and Neville simply wants to not have 'breaker of statute of secrecy' on his records.

Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.

AU Spamano. Lovino is tired of being trapped by his own desire for the Spaniard he'd known since childhood. It was time to take action, take what he wanted, and get the h**l over it, right? But when did desire become less than enough?

"How would you describe me, John? After that escapade? Resourceful? Dynamic? Enigmatic?" Sherlock asked John grinning at him as the train chugged through the tunnel and out into the bright lights of the morning again. John shrugged. "Late."

Part 2 of my series The Brave & The Cunning. John visits Gringott's for the first time, gets a beard- ahem, girlfriend- and learns a little about Sherlock's past as the twosome try to solve a smuggling case. Rated for smut.

Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?

The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1

Sequel to Vows. Join the Snapes as they try to determine why an escaped prisoner is heading straight towards Hogwarts and seems to want to attack Harry.

Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn't supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.Chapters 8 - 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.

Spamano drabble. Spain's late for the World Meeting. What could he possibly be up to...?

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

Five flaws in the character of Charles Xavier, brought to light by his dearest friend, almost lover, and greatest enemy. First Class era. Charles/Erik pairing.

It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.

Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...

For Rosey: "I Hated him, yet i loved him. She loved him yet she hated me for loving him." Sakura is known as Suzuki Highschool's "Cupid." Never dated a guy herself, she goes around setting up anyone who asks, success, always 100%. Until she met Sasori...

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

The explosion had been a catalyst in more way than one, and Sakura ended up caught between ideals. Much angsty fluff and later, lemons! DeiSaku

Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the Host Club!" were words that Itachi had never once thought he would hear. How does he cope with not only the fangirls, but the other members of the club? And how does Deidara handle his disguise to infiltrate it... as a girl?

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Hermione’s eyes grew wide. 'This is not happening,' her brain insisted. She had forgotten herself in Harry’s memory, feeling pity for this memory of Snape, and had screamed at James Potter to stop tormenting him. And he had clearly heard her.

At the end of 2nd year, Molly Weasley is determined to stop Harry from returning to his relatives home. She and Madam Pomfrey force the powers that be in Hogwarts to find a more suitable place for Harry. May include corporal punishment later.

What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**

Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.

I'm rewriting the Harry Potter series from the first thing I think went wrong. AU, obviosly. Rated T for Violence. R&R?

All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.

Katara blinked twice in surprise at what Aang had just said. He was equally surprised as he gazed back at her wondering what he’d done wrong this time. Although he wasn’t even sure WHAT he’d done wrong, he knew he’d done something. Her face said it all.

Severus and the teachers decide to take matters into their own hands when Dumbledore leaves the castle for the holidays. Sequel to A Christmas Guardian I:Watcher in the Shadows - read that first.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", "Sharing a Family", and "Saving a Friend". This is the last one! Deals with where Harry will spend the summer. Mostly Harry/Snape with some Draco. Mention of corporal punishment

AU!Sequel to "Finding a Family" & "Losing a Book". Lots of Harry, Draco, Snape. Angst and hurt/comfort a-plenty! Pls read the other stories first or you will likely be confused. Contains corporal punishment and mention of abuse.

AU! Sequel to "Finding a Family" - I advise you to read that first. This story picks up immediately afterwards and is in response to those readers who requested more of Hermione and the addition of Draco. Note: references to corporal punishment and abuse.

AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

An Avatarized Hindu myth. Oneshot.