Welcome, weary travelers. Make yourselves comfortable. Rest your feet, slake your thirst, and gather 'round the fire. Allow me to take you to a place you've never been; where giant humanoid robots protect mankind from angelic beasts in a hail of positron gunfire, or where beautiful magical girls in skimpy outfits bedazzle their enemies with potent magic as much as with long shapely legs. It is a world where high-powered teen martial artists fight duels that decimate entire city blocks, or where a boy who aspires to become the King of Pirates can't even swim. A place where noisy ninjas, spirit samurais, and godly go players all co-exist in glorious, albeit ironic cacophony, inviting those brave, curious, or foolish enough to listen to each of their stories.

Welcome to my world.