Warning! This will cause a LOT of cringe! But it is a Germany and Hermione fanfiction base off a crazy mispronunciation of Germany's name. Read at your own risk and nothing in this is to be taken seriously! In other words pure crack at its finest.

Prussia and America steal a sweet moment after a stressful meeting. Pure fluff and a pairing I've never explored before.

"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.

Alfred hadn't known for sure if Arthur's feelings for him were genuine when they were fooling around or not. He knew his were, but he was never sure about Arthur's. Now he knows that they were nothing but a lie and he doesn't know what hurts more: having his suspicions confirmed or feeling like a worthless, stupid fool. FrUk. Past UkUs. Unbeta'd.

'People said eyes were the window to the soul, but Estonia saw nothing behind Ivan's. It was like looking into a bottomless abyss that would swallow you whole if you let it.' Estonia is awakened in the middle of the night, to play a game.

Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia are having to deal with Russia's love of biscuits today. As the snow falls outside, a little drama unfolds inside...

ALMOST LEMON

Lovino has a thorn in his side named Gilbert who won't leave him alone. When he lies about having a boyfriend to get rid of him, he ask Alfred to help him. Though the more they pretend, the more it seems to be real. Involves Romerica, onsided Prumano, and romance galore! Enjoy.

In which England plans an anniversary for America without telling the other anything about it, and his oversight is paid for in full. UKUS, includes slight PTSD, irrational fear of heights and awkward dates. What fun. Kink Meme De-Anon.

Arthur is into necrophilia, though loves Alfred too much to actually kill him. So, Al has to play dead to get Arthur off. Skullfucking included.

Lovino forgets. Alfred is going to give him a second chance.

America noticed that Canada looked very much like both Britain's and France's child, but what about him? After all, it takes two to make a country. One-shot I came up with to pass the time. No real pairing. T because of one word not sure .

Canada knew he should have been stronger than this, stronger than his brother's addiction.

Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language

Estonia and America are playing Pokemon battles against each other. While the constant electronic noises are bothering England, he can't help but wonder about the depth of their 'friendship'...

Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses

England had always told me he loved me; and in my naivety, I believed him. I believed him when he forced a cigarette into my mouth, I believed him when he pushed the alcohol down my throat, and I believed him when he forced me.

When the other nations abandon and ignore America during this time of economic crisis over time he finds relief and friendship once more with the voice that had started in his mind from a simple statement. Manifest destiny. Rated M for safety.

Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon

Drug dealing was in the family genes and Canada realized he was following nicely in England's footsteps. Canada fuels America's addiction to oil.

Running fast is easy, having a body that can handle that speed is a different matter. Short oneshot from Sonic's perspective about the toll running has on his body.