Divoratore of Ramen
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Joined 10-13-13, id: 5233561, Profile Updated: 03-24-14
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

Standard Kakashi intro:

Name: Not gonna tell you.

Age: 785-215x3/4333-2-1125.25

Gender: Unless I'm confused, Male

Hobbies: Eating, Sleeping, Writing, Playing video games, basically just lazing around.

Likes: Food, Books, Writing, Sleeping, Watching anime, Action, running, taking walks, just relaxing, Ramen, Chinese noodles, spaghetti

Dislikes: Socializing, Waking up early, Nosy people, Rude people, Idiots, Spicy Food

Goals for the Future:

1) Working on my story more and getting at least one chapter out per week. However, due to recent revelations, I've changed my absolute max to two weeks.

2) Getting one hundred reviews. (flames don't count)

3) Getting better at my writing, so that both you all and I can enjoy it better. Writing isn't very fun when you don't know what you're doing.

Interesting Facts (maybe):

I'm fairly anti-social. I don't really like to have conversations with other people, and my people skills suck.

My name "Divoratore of Ramen" isn't just in honor of Naruto; I love the stuff.

I'm allergic to cats, but I still love to cuddle them. Screw itchiness and sneezing.

I'm extremely lazy.

Doctor Who is awesome. The stone angels, however, killed the series for me.

If I had a choice, I'd rather give a million dollars to charity, rather than keep it all for myself. (I would buy myself some nice things though...)

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Favorite Anime:

Naruto, Fairy Tail, Highschool DxD, Highschool of the Dead, Ouran Highschool Host Club

Favorite Manga/ American Manga-like Things:

Maximum Ride

Things I would love to know:

Is there another season of Highschool of the Dead out? I've heard rumors, but I haven't been able to find it.

How much money does a person with a Youtube partnership make? I heard someone saying it was around a dollar per view, but that sounds like it would be a ridiculous amount.

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Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 705,034 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 8,940 - Follows: 9,213 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 7,308 - Follows: 7,212 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
A Pariah's Pub by ridtom reviews
Stuck in a world with vastly different rules, two of Team 7's strongest ninja decide to...open up a pub? How will Marvels New York deal with the arrival of these mysterious bar owners and how will they change the way the world thinks? Read and Find Out! Bar owners Naruto and Sasuke.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto U.
The True Horror of Konoha (Rewrite) by jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Naruto U.
The True Horror of Konoha (origenal) by jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto. WARNING, this fic is being rewritten and will no longer be updated, see story list for new vertio
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Last of the Uzuakuma Clan reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the loud-mouthed brat and most unpredictable shinobi of Konoha, is going to The Outside. "Metal Monsters," "People with weird energy" who have a 'run away on sight' order, and, worst of all, Fangirls. Just what was Jiraiya thinking?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Naruto U., T. Koneko]