There isn't that much to say about myself.
I'm a fortunate fifteen year old, and a forthright female.
I'm not factious, and I won't make you suspicious.
There is a rhyme for orange, and its door hinge.
I know you’re impressed, I am too.
My exuberance is exhilarating.
My flawlessness is forever exceeding.
I'm just kidding, I'm not conceded.

Ok, so seriously now. My name is Sammy Calamity, you may call me Sam. I'm really weird, and sometimes I can't contain that weirdness. So please, bear with me. I'm not conceded, what I was saying above this was just a little joke. I love walrus’s; I know that not many people like walrus's. Which is strange because their so cute!

"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
V for Vendetta

"Strive for excellence, not perfection."
H. Jackson Brown Jr.

"Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
Arnold Lobel

"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world."
John le Carre