Hi! I'm Mischief! My best friend is Trouble... seeing a pattern? We cause lots of messes, and are behind many pranks... and no ever knows it's us!

YAY!

hi, i'm trouble,

mischief and i met at school two years ago and found out that we shared a common obsesion, the magical world of Harry Potter!!

We also bonded over the fact that our birthdays are only three days apart-I'm the oldest!!(we recently found out that we were also born at the same hospital)

im taller!!

So?? -sticks tounge out-

-smiles nicely- will you let me finish now?

-whining- Do I have to??

YES!! i told you about Harry because in case you haven't figured it out, that's why we call our selves Mauraders- the third Harry Potter book - duh!! -sticks out tounge- i know, im awesome. just so you're warned, Mischief and i say EXTREMELY, REALLY, AWESOMELY random things sometimes (randomness rocks!! yeah!!) Puppy's are great!! (see, what did i tell you? RANDOM!!) We also have another Marauder friend named MonkeyShines. She may make an appearence in some of my chapters. I'll let you know in an A/N, okay?

i'mgoing to take the credit for coming up with the idea for our first story "what happened in the 19 years".

excuse me? YOU came up the idea? hem, hem, who's the totally cool author here?

um, me? smiles "inocently" and cheekily

-indignant-

ANYWAYS, after reading the 7th book, i thought of a few (20) questions that had not been answered in the book. i wrote them down and Mischief and I are basing our story on this list.

-sulking- i had questions too...

Mischief and I also love the song Wimoweh by the Tokens.

(the 7th grade boys chorus had to sing it... and let's just say we have fond memories distorted by our laughter...)

Good times. Gooooooooood times.

Mischief and i love the following quotes so

by order of their Magesties, Mischief and Trouble,

you have to as well. ;-)

love to all,

Marauder Trouble ~~

AND MISCHIEF!

you didn't just FORGET me, did you? -pouts-

no, no, of course not! -looks around nervously-

Favorite Quotes! yes, there are a lot of them, live with it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it.

If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it- you might as well just do it.

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

If we quit voting will they all go away?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.

Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it.

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

Join the new game that's sweeping the country! It's called "Bureaucracy." Everybody stands in a circle, and the first person to actually do anything loses.

After all is said and done a hell of a lot more is said than done.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Happiness is your dentist telling you 'it won't hurt a bit,’ and then he catches his hand in the drill.

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100 mortality.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

As we say in Calculus, "Wanna be tangent to my curves?"

I never pirated it...it was donated. By the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night... and voila!

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done, should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

I will slaughter thee with thy sword! Blah!

They say there’s a light at the end of the tunnel…you just have to wait for it…bloody long tunnel.

You think you can look into the face of pure evil…and then you find yourself paralyzed by it.

Seize the moment...cause tomorrow, you might be dead!

Death by squirrels...how tragic!

A dream is the answer to a question we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.

I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it?!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

The "bishop" came to my church today.. that guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

hi people, its Trouble.

i just wanted to add some funny logic here:

chocolate is a vegtable!!

according to science everthing is either animal, mineral, or vegitable. chocolate is not an animal nor is it a mineral so it must be a vegtable!! remember to eat your vegtables!! (hint hint wink wink nudge nudge)

Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved.

The other day, upon the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. Oh, how I wish he’d go away.

When the days become shorter, and the nights become longer, witches and werewolves come out to play and goblins appear from the shadows as mischief and mayhem fill the air

My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout.

You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

We do have some rules and regulations in America, or the whole world would empty out here.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on you own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school: the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I’d never be tardy.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

If a seagull flies over the sea, does a bagel fly over the bay?

The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Never moon a werewolf.

The trouble with mornings is that they come when you're not awake.

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he has deer horns.

I fear one day I’ll meet God, He’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.

I used up all my sick days so I’m calling in dead.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

There is a destiny that makes us brothers; No one goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.

Let me find a container for my innermost joy.

I’m not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your imminent doom.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

First God created men, then He had a better idea.

Hugs make the world go 'round and 'round.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile, I was a suspect.

Stupidity is the essence of good intentions.

Cowards may die many times before their death, the valientnever taste death but once.

You just can't fix stupid.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!

ok. this is my favorite quote from George Washington (apparently he's some important dead guy ;D. no. im not htat dumb. i just can't spell.) Trouble~~

Be coutious to all but intiment with few. And be sure those few are well tried before you give them your confidence. -George Washington

i think we can all take something away from this. to me it takes away from the Golden Rule. we should be courteous to every being. we don't have to love them. but it's as the song goes "what the world needs now, if love, sweet love.". let me guess "yeah, sure. whatever. not gonna happen". we should also keep our friend and loved ones close, but before we tell them anything personal. this is something i can truely connect with 'cause i made a bad choice and told a "friend" something very personal that was to be between the two of us only. and it ended up coming back and biting me in the ass.

Somewhere there's someone who

dreams of your smile

and finds in your presence

that life is worth while.

So when you are lonely, remember it's true,

Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

I'm not biased. I hate everyone equally.

TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Female.

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.

Know the difference between right and wrong. That way, even if you choose wrong, you'll at least know the difference.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

I have nothing against children. They're very tasty.

Keep your face to the sunshine, and you cannot see the shadows. It's what sunflowers do.

When all else fails, look innocent.

If you try to fail and succeed, them which have you done?

I need you to know that our friendship means a lot- if you cry, then I cry, if you laugh, then I laugh, if you jump out the window, I look down... and then I laugh again.

If I ruled the world... would you be my slave?

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that your's is stupid.

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe failure is your thing.

my Karma ran over my Dog-ma.

ok, this isfrom the musical "Singin' in the rain" specificly Lina Lamont:

please note that it is both italisised and bold faced meaning that Mischief and I are quotingit ourselves- man we sound good!

"Noboday makes a fool outa Lina Lamont! Nobody makes a laughing stalk of Lina Lamont! Whatdo you think i am, dumbor somethin'? I make more money than Calvin Coolidge- PUT TOGETHER!!"

Yes, we really love quotes. Anyhow, we're looking for a beta! anyone? anyone? Bueler? (sp?)

yeah, we're each other's betas, but we need someone who won't hit us when we say something negative... MISCHIEF!

who, me? i didn't do anything! -smiles innocently-

anyhow, love to all,

Marauder Mischief
Marauder Trouble

p.s.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny.

After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him.

Then Froggie will take it over from him.

Yay evil animals who want world domina- erm, i mean, world peace... yeah, world peace.

No one believes you, Mischief.

-sticks tongue out-