banana llama
 Author has written 2 stories for Warriors. hi my name Banana Llama!... firstname- Banana middlename- youll find out when your older lastname-llama Stuff i like- PIE, random stuff, coolawesomerandomgirl123, warriors, simposons, friends(show and people), monkeys, llamas, the word shoe (who knows why??) Taylor Swift, the llama song, parodys, CHOCOLATE, Glee (im a gLeek) and AMZINGLY AWESOME PERSON! AND HARRY POTTER AND BTW TWILIGHT SUCKS SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT! 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): banizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Aqua Monkey 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): youll find out when your older awesome 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of you middle name): llabasho- ok?? 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Rainbow Fanta 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):i dont know 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): alpacca 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black Jessica 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): strawberry accident 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): fluro green Parrot! Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfiel woooo im smart! Quick! write down 12 Harry Potter characters! 1. Dobby 2. Snape 3. Ginny 4.Voldemort... he dosnt have a nose! 5. luna lovegood 6. neville 7. bellatrix lestrange 8 DRACO MALFOY 9 Ron 10 DUMBLEDORE 11. fluer 12 lavender brown 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Neville and fluer? hehehe Neville wishes 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot VOLDEMORT? oh yeah! HE DOSNT HAVE A NOSE! 3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Draco malfoy and Lavender brown? RON WITH LAUGH HIS BUTT OFF ... oh yeah and malfoy wiould kill himself 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? ron? uhh yeah like.. all of them? 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Snape and neville? well snape being gay sounds about right... but nah because neville hates snape and i dont think he likes going out with a dead guy O.o 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? luna and ron or luna and dumbledore? umm luna and ron coz dumbledores SLIGHTY old ... sadly because of this it with be draco laughin his butt off and ron killing himself! 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? if bellatrix walked in on draco and snape kissing... oh god this is gonna get awkward Bella: Draco! what happened to that nice pansy girl of yours draco: BELLATRIX IM GAY! Bella: yes everyone knows that but why snape? draco: because hes hot Snape: its true you know 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. ginny and dumbledore... ginny cofesses to everyone that she is a huge skank and a gold digger ( i knew all along) being with the chosen on wasnt good enough... whos to mystery man witht he really long beard? 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? DOBBY AND MALFOY???? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH well no but there is such thing as a narcissa and dobby fluff! if you people are confused watch on youtube a very pottter musical sequel 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? bellatrix and lavendar IM GONNA KILL YOU! 11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het? het? 12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? dunnno 13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? snape...voldemort...luna um i hope not.. 14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? IM AS GAY AS THE FOURTH OF JULY ( watcha very potter musical) 15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? oh god a singfic about draco? uhh get em girls by jessica malboy (crabbe and goyle ;)) 16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Dobby/Neville/fluer? WARNING: gayness...elves...married french girls... dont read unless your into that stuff 17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? oh god dumbledore and snape? Dumbledore: hey snape i hear your gay Snape: whereed you hear that from? Dumbledore: Bellatrix Snape: oh the whole malfoy thing yeah... Dumbledore:mmm "wink wink" 18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12! ok..so dobby and dracco (interesting) are in a happy relationship until luna runs off with ron. after draco dumps dobby (who gets drunk on butterbeer after) for snape( yet again), neville gets upset and retaliates by dating lavender brown (weird?). alone and brokenhearted dobby travells in search of a friend, dobby finally meeta voldemort and bellatrix lestrange (oooh thats a coincidence)the three loners (heh heh) meet dumbledore(alright?) who tells them to look for love (wise advice gay old man) . voldemort finds ginny (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! POOR VOLDY) and bellatrix gets fluer but now dobby is stuck in a never-ending love triangle between neville and lavendar brown! 19) What would be a good title for this? dobbys day at tthe martigrah 20) What would the genre(s) be? romance/adventure 21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two! snape?... gee thanks... If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven." God's Section This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been bashed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven.. FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. |
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