Name: Kaiser

Gender and age: Male, 23

Weight: 200

Roots: French, German, polish, Irish

Online Accounts: Steam (skarjj656), 2Moons (skarjj21), Age Of Conan, Ect. (most of the accounts contain skarjj or iron)

Profession: Gamer, journeyman military historian concerning WW2 and novice engineer.

Interesting facts about me: pyromaniac, i love swords and associated weapons (also guns),temper, obsessive compulsiveness,

finished Zelda OoT in 8-10 hours

Favorite activities:watching tv, playing pc and 360.

Favorite Games: halo 1,2 and 3, Hellgate London(a rare game since flagship studios went under), mass effect one,two And three, empire at war and forces of corruption, Max Payne 2, Fallout 3, Oblivion, Shivering Isles and Skyrim, Dawn of war Series (PC),the borderland series, Divine Divinity, AvP 2010, Loki, Overlord, CnC 3, Neverwinter Nights, Red Alert series (except RA 3), Serious Sam Series, Supreme Commander And Forged Alliance, Diablo 3, alan wake

Favorite Bands: Manowar, Hammerfall, Rammstein, Theory of a dead Man, Alice in Chains, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Týr, Alice cooper, Iced Earth, Snot (now Tons), Deathstars, Black sabbath,

Calabrese,Judas Priest, Jesus Chrysler Suicide, Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, Drowning Pool, System of a Down, Disturbed, Jag Panzer, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, a perfect circle,

Hollywood undead, evanescence, 3 doors down, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Queen, Creed, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Green day, pink Floyd, T.a.T.u, cage the elephant, P.O.D,Stone Temple Pilots, ZZ Top, The Who, maNga, Lordi, Pop Evil, Sabaton, headhunterz

Favorite Quotes:

No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other dumb son of a bitch die for his. -General George S. Patton

How's your hammer hangin'- George Carlin

If you want answers ask somebody else- me

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way- General George S. Patton

You better be prepared to use that - anonymous

You'll never met an atheist in a foxhole - anonymous

It takes more courage to retreat in the Russian army than it does to advance - anonymous

Come with me if you want to live - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ill be back - Arnold Schwarzenegger

“One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.” - Joseph Stalin

Do you believe in god? ."no" BANG. Do you believe in god? "yes". Do you believe in my god? "no" BANG. - George Carlin (I'm not explaining this comment to you either you've heard the skit or not. if not youtube it.)

Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy… Master. Oh, how I hate that term. - HK-47

The Zerg Swarm was the ultimate democratic and equal society. The Overmind is the collective hivemind, therefore anything I decide has the majority vote. Very democratic.- The Swarm of War

Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up. - Alan Shepard

We are in a war-zone boy and you keep firing that weapon until you run out of ammo or there is a friendly in front of you and when you run out, run up there and engage them in melee. - HK-210L 'Hermit'

"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." -Gabriel Angelos

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was imtanorpt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you hate these stupid copy and paste things

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't realize the irony of the above statement; come on be honest

1.Politics is the most accurate word in our language, because "Poli" means "many", and "tics" means "blood sucking insects".
2.If "con" means "the opposite of", does Congress mean the opposite of progress?
3.If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
4.Power corrupts, and Absolute power is actually pretty neat.

-"I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!"
-"Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons."
-"Stand back and don't let the magical backlash vaporize your internal liquids."
-"That's because your existence is wholly without merit. But I'll explain it anyway. Slowly."
-"You say I did wrong, but it always felt so right at the time..."
Black Mage of 8-bit Theater

Originally said by Adam of Mythbusters
Hopefully that's our job, to add rockets to everything.

Originally said by Adam of Mythbusters
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Murphy's Laws of Warfare...
1. Suppressive fire... doesn't
2. Friendly fire...isn't
3. If the enemy is in range, so are you
4. If an advance is going better than you planned, it's an ambush
5. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing
6. That enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main offense
7. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
8. Don't look conspicuous, it will only get you shot
9. Lone snipers generally work in pairs
10. If at first you don't succeed, they'll make you try again

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Petition for "No Yaoi/Yuri" filters

The funny thing about fanfiction, is that fanfiction begets more fanfiction.

The quality of those tales sparks inspiration in the hearts and minds of those who read, and glimpse not just what the author wanted to say, but a few answers welling up from the hidden recesses of their own souls.

Bad fanfiction is every bit the killer of inspiration and spark as good fanfiction is the fertilizer of more tales.

It is with a heavy heart that I admit that my joy in fanfiction has been stifled, stunted, and outright strangled by the vast majority of the fiction being propagated.

Personally, there are things I just don't want to see.

The fact that Naruto-Sasuke is the single most popular pairing of ANY sort in Naruto fanfiction is one of them.

The real trouble, of course, is the filters. The filters can search for what you want- but they can't exclude what you DON'T.

I intensely wish there was a means by which to eliminate yaoi from your search results, because frankly, of all pairings I can encounter I most especially don't want to imagine two boys- especially prepubescent boys, which is traversing the distance from merely unpleasant to down right perverse and reprehensible, in my mind- becoming sexually involved with one another. And I say this because it just DOESN'T appeal to me. And so when I start leafing through the fics on the front page, it becomes increasingly apparent that ff dot net is not losing, but has completely LOST the war against lemon fics, considering how many of them openly proclaim Yaoi and Lemon in the descriptors.

So work with us here- please, for the love of writing, PLEASE add a filter that excludes Yaoi. For the love of GOD.

Or else, all the good writers who don't write yaoi are going to leave- and there are a lot more GOOD writers who WON'T write yaoi, then there are who DO.

If you agree with this rant, copy and paste this into your profile- and email a complaint to ff dot net regarding the lack of so necessary a tool.

Signed, AXENOME and, Techpriest of Tzeentch, Der Kaiser

What Naruto ninja rank are you

your Result: Hokage

You are the most powerful ninja of the village, the village champion. As Hokage you get control of the village, army, and the feared Anbu-black ops. You won't see as much action as you used to, but everybody loves you, and you know you will fearlessly defend the village as the sixth Hokage. Take that Naruto! (Next Hokage my @$#)

Whats your Element ?

Your Result: Fūton (( Wind ))

The Wind Release (風遁, Fūton; English TV "Wind Style") area of elemental Nature Transformation are offensive type techniques that allow the user to manipulate wind by shaping their chakra to be as sharp and as thin as possible, not unlike the blades of a pair of scissors.

What element lies within you?

Your Result: Wind

You are fast about your movements and wont give the opponent a chance to attack back. you will find the quickest way to end a fight. you at peace with yourself and others and don't care what others think about you. you enjoy freedom above all, your power consist of using the wind to push and pull your enemies. you can also create a tornado and increase the speed of it to rip you enemies to sherds.

Copy and Past this if you are Exited/Thrilled/Whatever that the Naruto x Hinata paring is official.

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, Gravity The Wizard, Kyuubi123, Kingkakashi, Zentary, Dreaded Rasengan, Der Kaiser,