Welcome to my page! Come, sit down and make yourself comfortable. Lean back in your chair and stay awhile!

I have decided to rewrite my profile because looking back at it three years later makes me shutter in contempt and self loathing. God my weeabo ways... Anywho, allow me to introduce myself. I am Jordan, just your everyday average young adult who spends most of her time online rather than doing anything productive *cough*homework*cough*. And apparently I have a love affair with run-on sentences, so many things to say, so few proper punctuation points.

I am currently 18 and plowing my way through my last year of highschool. Please excuse any innuendos, I really don't mean most of them ;)

I've come to the realization that I will probably not be posting any story ideas here, not that I wouldn't love to, I just don't have the time at the moment *cough*videogames*cough*. So I mostly just use this to favorite, comment and follow stories and authors.

My interests always seem to be changing and sporatic, I'm very easily distracted at times.

So far I love:

Dragon Age Origins (2 meh...)

Gorillaz (who knew that a rock band could have such a compelling and interesting story)

Quentin Tarentino

David Bowie (yes, show me how the magic jumps)

Elton John

Bioshock

various other artists, comics, and other medias. If you really care pm me.

Welp, I guess thats all for now, toodles!