CooCooBananas1
 For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are a complete spelling/grammar/punctuation freak, put this in your profile. If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile. (also works for books) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. This isn't a chain letter, but this story is so touching. Please take time to read. You don't have to, though. :P A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~ I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~ I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS-- 90 of teens have moved on to Rap. If you are one of the 8 that are still standing strong with rock post this on your profile. If you Believe the following statement, post it on your profile- If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are one of these people, copy and paste this to your profile. 93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp characters are still alive, copy and paste this into your profile. Stupid Lawyer Quotes! Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face." Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?" Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which." Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?" Witness: "Forty-five years." Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'" Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "My name is Susan." Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--" Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment." Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?" Witness: "I refuse to answer that question. Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?" Witness: "I refuse to answer that question. Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Are you married?" Witness: "No, I'm divorced." Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?" Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about." Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?" Witness: "The victim lived." Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Hollywood Grimm, CooCooBananas1 YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... Me and my friends Kris (wearing his sexy money shirt): I was going to get money from my mom but she never gave it to me, Me: Yeah, instead she got you a shirt Tyler: Did you hear about the blonde hockey team (he says to me and my blonde friends) Me: you do realize that you're a blonde too right? Tyler: I will sue you or this behavior ticket one day Mrs. Brownlee, right after I sue Kris for that bouncy ball Mrs.Brownlee: Don't argue with me, I'm a woman, you won't win Jade (he is a guy) walks into class late Mr. Lipka :So Jade, where were you, sucking face with your girlfriend? Tony drawing a picture of a bat with circles under it Miles: What are those circles? Poop? Tony: No there balls (loudly) Cam: akward silence Mrs.Burril: there is nothing akward about, it's very nice Standing outside welcoming home a veteran, police sirens go off, Reagan: Crap, they found me Leah: Run! Reagan: I will eat your face!!! Leah: Shut up you chiwawa soaked in tomato juice Reagan: Buddy!!!! Leah: FLYING TOMATO!!!!!! Paige hole punches Mrs. Brownlees plant Mrs. Brownlee: Paige go sit down... Paige: can I staple your plant Mrs. Brownlee: what? No Paige: can i put lotion on it Mrs. Brownlee: Go sit down paige Kris: you know they used to spell Rubix Cube M-E-S-S During State testing...Reagan :OH Sweet baby jesus Mrs.D: Reagan, what is it now? Reagan: Paige is eating- Mrs.D: eating what? Reagan: her boogers...everybody looks at paige... Mrs.D: Paige your going to a different room for tests Reagan making lots of noise, Mrs.D: If you don't shut up, i'm sending you into the room with Paige Me: yeah, Mr.P has a dog Mr.Swanson: Hey, Pascua, Sara called you a dog! Mr. Swanson: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Paige, Reagan's right Leah: Holy crap Me: it's the end of the world Paige: Oh my gosh its snowing! Mr. Taylor leeps into the air like a little girl Mr. Taylor: Yippee it's snowing Tyler: Hey, Mrs. Makabali Mrs. Makablai: No I don't want to know tyler John talking continuously, Mrs.D: John go sit facing the wall He sits down, begins talking some more, Mrs.D: okay go sit down John, John: Did you know that the school is like one big body and the cafeteria is the stomach and this is the liver, Mrs.D: John who told you this, John: the wall Leah almost gets run over by tyler who is super tall Leah: Ah, it's like a semi crashing into a smart car, toot toot! BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" or someother great horror movie for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "I feel hyper!" (It's funny to see people's reactions) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: will repost this |
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