MentalistSweetehide bio
Author has written 45 stories for Mentalist, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, WordGirl, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Lazytown, Phineas and Ferb, Cyberchase, Criminal Minds, Fairly OddParents, House, M.D., Hey Arnold, and Total Drama series.
I am no longer posting works to this site. I have given all my stories up for adoption and given rights for them to 805headache, scaryfangirl2001, and OshKoshB'Josh; plus AO3's Ima_Paris_Sight and Hillbilly_Leprechaun. |
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Running Out of Time by AsLostAsAliceAsMadAsTheHatter reviews
Hacker's done it, he's finally snapped. He's taken control of most of Cyberspace and destroyed Motherboard, or so he thinks. Time is of the essence to the Cybersquad. Motherboard is dying, and their only hope lies in a mythical stone hidden somewhere in Cyberspace. Can they find it before Hacker destroys them all?
Cyberchase - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Inez, The Hacker, Motherboard, Doctor Marbles
film-a-wish by ninjamonkeybutt reviews
A little girl's Make-a-Wish features the hospital's hottest doctors. There will be slash. Also contains Chase, but not with any pairing...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Complete
Do You Have An Answer? by scaryfangirl2001 reviews
Phil needs Dan right now. He's got to make an impromptu trip to Nashville that sends his past into hyperdrive. He was a different person then. Will Dan stick by?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2017 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
I'm Not Mad by FandomFreakouts reviews
(Phan) The results of Dan and Phil playing gay chicken in Dan's video, "Truth or Dare 2"
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Catherine's Wedding Plans by i-craft-ladders-fanfiction reviews
Phil might have kept something from Dan for the past six years, but when Dan insists on coming up with him when visiting his family the truth will finally come out. Rated T for some suggestive language!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Truth or Dare by KuroiYuuko reviews
Dan needs Phil help recording another Truth or Dare video, but how much of that video will actually be recorded?
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Teenage Blues by LookUpI'mThere reviews
This is basically an AU about Lisbon and Jane when they meet in high school. Both have their own problems but can they find each other despite that. I suck at summarys. First Mentalist fic, please R and R.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Amazing Adventures of Wordgirl by cygnus1123 reviews
A collection of stories that take place after Rhyme and Reason. Each chapter will be one 'episode'. If you have any chapter ideas, please let me know!
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 8/17/2015 - WordGirl/Becky B.
1 YEAR PHANIVERSARY by UNIPEGNARWHALE reviews
Phil tries to make their 1 year anniversary super special and tries to get Dan in the mood
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dan and Phil Steamy by UNIPEGNARWHALE reviews
When Dan disobeys his Dom's orders he gets punished.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2015 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
It's a Date by badwolfblind reviews
Jo and Henry sort of go on a date. Then they actually go on a date. Abe knows what's up. Adam gets involved. Serious things have happened. Semi-fluffy.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Henry M., J. Martinez] Abe, Adam
Why Do Words Lose Their Meaning? by OurLadyGrem reviews
Anti-Cosmo says all there needs to be, Anti-Wanda doesn't need to. Then a plan for world domination goes awry and causes a rift between the two. Suddenly they can never communicate the same again.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda] - Complete
I'm broken by Magical-Carpet-Ride reviews
Dan decides to tell a broken Phil the truth
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The List by xfmoon reviews
It's a relationship and someone has to take out the trash and buy groceries, but who says that just because they're chores they have to be boring.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Her beauty cannot compare by wouldyoulikeacupoftea reviews
Jane is ready to confess his feelings towards Lisbon, but witnesses her kissing another man. Unable to fight for Lisbon's affections, he starts to write her letters in his notebook that he keeps hidden to prevent causing any friction in Lisbon's blooming romance. Jisbon in the very end. Don't own anything except my thoughts. Could be considered to contain spoilers from 6X16. AU x
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Beautiful little family by YulianaHenderson reviews
"She brushed her hand over his naked chest. 'What if I am' She looked up at him, at the same time he looked down at her. 'I would be the happiest man alive.'" Simple, easy, I think. Jisbon. One-shot. Rated K plus.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
White Out by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! S6 SPOILERS! LANGUAGE M rating in Ch 7 thru Epilogue When a congresswoman's daughter disappears, utilizing Jane's mental clarity is the only way to get her back. Can Lisbon keep him in line so they both don't end up dead? And can Jane finally figure out the mystery surrounding Lisbon since he returned? H.E.A and some JISBON.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,965 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., K. Fischer - Complete
A Little Late by LouiseKurylo reviews
Cho finds Jane using belladonna tea again. Why is Jane doing it? / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Patrick J., Kimball C. - Complete
The Healing Profession by LouiseKurylo reviews
Friendship and caring aren't always about the big things. Sometimes help with the little things are meaningful too. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Where The Money Went by LouiseKurylo reviews
Lisbon's team wonders what Jane did with the 300,000 dollars he won in the poker game sting to trap the casino manager's murderer. It's hard to keep secrets in a close-knit team. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Grace vP., Wayne R., Kimball C. - Complete
The Lies Jane Told Me by janesbiotch reviews
Patrick Jane is shot down in a store robbery. He finally does what every has wanted and confessed his love to Lisbon, he also confesses something else. What does it mean exactly? Will this be the end of Jisbon before it starts? Who the heck is Amy? Well read and find out. Not a death fic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,514 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Call Me Maybe by Snowflurryflake reviews
Jane and Lisbon are stuck and that leads to a…heated argument. Some silly Jisbon fluff. Have fun!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Everything Will Be Okay by gracezodiac reviews
Phil is sick of Dan treating him like he means nothing to him, so he finally speaks up.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Little Lion Man by national-nobodies reviews
It hurts. It hurts because Phil knows that he can never have Dan, because Dan is so obviously straight. But after a misunderstanding on a cold, thunderous evening, will the truth finally be revealed to the both of them? -I seriously suck at summaries- PHAN, boyxboy, One-shot.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
5x16 Tag: Walk With Me by Colourful Glitter reviews
Jane takes Lisbon for a late night walk. He has some things he needs to tell her. *Sorry, I know this summary kind of sucks, but I can't think of a better one. Rated T to be safe since there's mention of a mature subject. Minor 5x16 spoiler.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blind Spot by Idan reviews
"You let these beautiful, mysterious women suck you in and play you, thinking you're playing them. It's your greatest weakness, and Red John knows it. So do I. Everyone does but you." Follow-up to There Will Be Blood, 5x16. Lisbon tries to enlighten Jane, but things don't go as she planned.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Wordgirl Grows Up Series by KimDWil71 reviews
This series follows Becky and her friends as they graduate from 5th grade and enter middle school and high school. I don't own the Wordgirl charaters. This is the first book in the Family Series. Warning: Violence and Attempted Rape
WordGirl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2013 - WordGirl/Becky B. - Complete
You're Drunk - Phan by RonnieGreen reviews
When Dan comes back home from a party, things get a little bit heated with Phil. (Rated M for fabulous, fabulous smut [ since when is smut fabulous? ] )
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
JANE by Detective-Inspector-Me reviews
After one of the worst cases the team ever has to face. Jane decides he needs no one and refuses to accept any sympathy from anyone. Even Lisbon. But will he finally realise, he just can't live without her? WARNING: Chapter 1 is quite graphic, if not into the gory details... skip to chapter 2 please!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Boredom - Phan by RonnieGreen reviews
One extremely boring Monday night, Dan and Phil decided to play a game to cure their boredom. Rated M for smut, obviously...
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
5x14 Episode Tag: Ew by Colourful Glitter reviews
Just an idea I came up with from one of the parts of the promo for the newest episode. Small spoiler.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Rearrangements by hardly loquacious reviews
After finally getting his new home exactly the way he likes it, Jane decides to invite the team over for a little housewarming party. Set in the Restrains-verse, written for Afterglow04.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Debts and Accounts by starry19 reviews
"And, after a lot of effort, he had even managed to coax a smile from Lisbon. Those were very rare these days, in general. Smiles at him were virtually nonexistent. Usually, she just looked at him with heartbreak, masked with annoyance and anger. But tonight, in the midst of working a case, he'd finally succeeded in getting her to show her dimples." - Happy New Year! Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Silent Night by TheAmethystRiddle reviews
The team spends Christmas Eve together. Obligatory Christmas one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Little Lion's Favour by gracezodiac reviews
Phil and Dan live in a carehome. When they're banned from seeing their girlfriends, they have to get rid of this sexual frustrastion somehow...
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
What Did You Say? by Colourful Glitter reviews
Tag to 5x9. What I think should have happened when Lisbon fell asleep while she and Jane were waiting for the murderers to show up. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Your Body by gracezodiac reviews
Phil has a terrifying dream involving Dan, and wakes up upset and scared. Lots of angst, but lots of fluff too 3 SLASH. AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
The Nanny by Little-Firestar84 reviews
With Wayne and Sarah at the hospital, Jane and Lisbon babysit for one evening 3 years old Ben. It's incredible how a conversation about an old tv shows can turn into something so much serious... Beware, fluffy romance ahead!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A night with the boys by YulianaHenderson reviews
"'You're right! You're absolutely right,' Jane exclaimed. 'I'm going to propose to Lisbon.'" Watch out what you scream when you're drunk, Jane... Jisbon, Rigspelt. Rated K plus. Genres Hurt/Comfort and Romance in further chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,694 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Handcuffs and Riding Crops by gracezodiac reviews
Dan returns home late. Phil decides to punish him... PHAN, SMUT FOR THE SAKE OF SMUT. danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil phanfiction
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
You're Toxic I'm Slipping Under by gracezodiac reviews
PHAN. After watching one of Phil's videos, Dan's perception of him changes completely. How will Dan deal with his sudden sexual confusion? danisnotonfire & AmazingPhil
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by YoungWarlock reviews
Phil and Dan make a new truth or dare video but what happens when Phil is dared to kiss Dan?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Best Buy Manager with a Sinus Infection, Bleep Bloop
Fire and Lightning by Rothelena reviews
An investigation in a distant mountain village. A sheriff who's heavily flirting with Lisbon. A raging thunderstorm. And Jane gets jealous... Rated M! One-shot! Solely Jane's point of view! Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Long Lost Long Last by hardly loquacious reviews
After a case involving obscure hobbies, Jane decides to bring back the long lost art of letter-writing. In spite of his best efforts, he only manages to secure a single correspondant.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,998 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
And her name is by crimeseriesfan reviews
Jane shows up at Lisbon's apartment without wedding ring. But why? JISBON! A short one-shot, I hope the rating's correct.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
World Your Rock Tonight by Duppy Conqueror reviews
Post ep. for 3.10. The line, "I'm just a little home. Can you take me drunk?" needs a follow up. T for now, but M in later chapters. Happy Holidays! R/R
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Running Down the Tracks by hogwartsdesire reviews
CrissColfer RPF. Chris Colfer and Darren Criss work together on the set of Glee. What happens when the lines begin to blur between their on screen and off screen relationship. Rated M for CrissColfer smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Mental Punishment by a pinch reviews
One of Jane's schemes gets the whole team into trouble so Hightower puts them on "beauty duty" demanding that they replace the janitors on a long weekend.. will it really be as bad as it seems? **WILL BE VERY JISBONEY! plus a bit of Rigspelt**
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Mentalist: In the Red by Donnamour1969 reviews
5th in my Season 3 AU series. An ill-advised night of passion comes back to bite Jane and Lisbon, leading to blackmail and revenge. Established Jisbon. Rated T/M for language,violence,and Jisbon sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Arbitrary by InTheName reviews
Jane wakes up in a hospital after being drugged. This drug leaves him very susceptible to suggestion. When a nurse mistakenly tells him that Lisbon is his wife, how can she convince him of the truth?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lemon Pie by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Oneshot. Van Pelt shrugged and turned back to glance at her screen. The definition was still there. "Just… did you know 'lemon' had another meaning?" JISBON :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Celebrate by Rothelena reviews
Patrick Jane decides to celebrate his birthday for a change- Lisbon likes the idea at first. But she doesn't know what he's really up to yet...post 3rd season finale. Rated M for adult content- I mean it!. This is just an evil piece of goodness overall.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Wild by Rothelena reviews
The team is sent on a camping trip to forge closer links between the team members- too bad that Lisbon is slightly afraid of the dark and starts to hear strange things in the night…mind the M-rating!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Mail by information specialist reviews
When Lisbon is accused of sending an inappropriate e-mail, Jane is too busy enjoying her dilemma to set the record straight. Minor spoilers for episode "Pink Chanel Suit". Inspired by Interpersonal Relationships written by Iloveplotbunnies.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Cyberspace by Holz9364 reviews
Van Pelt accidentally tells Jane that Lisbon has facebook, Jane adds Lisbon & annoys the crap out of her, the result includes a stapler & stitches. Jisbon & hinted Grigsby. I added a 2nd chapter :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Merry Hunt by LittleMender reviews
She looked at him and burst into laughter. He had never seen someone look so . . . merry. It was an old word, archaic really, out-dated and romantic. But it fit. Installment #5 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Hot Appendix by MissDonniex reviews
Jane hates hospitals...but even he knows there are times he has to face the fact that he is "sick". A hospital stay leads to a murder and Jane is going to find out who and why it happened. Not a great summary, sorry
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hearts and Chocolates by LittleMender reviews
She smiled remembering the last time she & Jane had shared champagne. She knew Valentine's Day would be "next time". But Jane hadn't mentioned anything. Maybe he had forgotten. Not Jane-he never forgot anything. Installment #3 of Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Drowning in Denial by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Lisbon looked at Jane. He, too, recognized the song. Their song. Jane met her eyes. There was a pinch of sadness in them. He held her gaze. He didn't look away. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just Press Play by 24Mentalistlover reviews
Jane is finally facing his feelings for Lisbon, but is worried that she won't feel the same. After Lisbon suspends him for a day, he finds her ipod with a surprising playlist. Pure Jisbon fluff. Read and Review please.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Proving Him Wrong by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Lisbon's recent date informs her that she isn't the best at kissing, and curious Jane experiments... Rated T, just to be safe. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Heat Wave by kognitiveDissonanz reviews
A hot summer day. Jane and Lisbon are on a long car ride. First, the car breaks down but that is just the beginning. When will this heat wave take over them as well?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
If It Kills Me by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Jane convinces Lisbon to dance with him at Grace and Rigsby's wedding, and the song catches Lisbon's attention. Based on "If It Kills Me" by Jason Mraz. Rated T, just to be safe. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mark by Danny'sGhostGirl reviews
Anti-Cosmo creates a new, deadly disease and infects baby Poof as well as the rest of Fairy World! With everything crashing down around Wanda, will she be able to stop him and his evil reign of terror before it's too late and Fairy World is destroyed?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,461 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Wanda, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
One Night Stand by 24Mentalistlover reviews
She told Mashburn that it was only a one night stand, but is that what she really wants? It's not what Jane wants, and he'll do anything to show her just how much he loves her. Following the episode "Red Hot" Jibson! :D Read and review please :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Confession to a Lamppost by ShunKickShunKers reviews
oneshot. A drunk consultant, a lamppost and an unfortunate, unwilling peeping-tom. enough said . big hints of Jisbon xD
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Gathering Storm by the old oak tree reviews
A heavy storm hangs over Sacramento but it is Jane who finally breaks.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Questionnaire by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mind boggling by Chizuru-chibi reviews
Patrick Jane’s mind is powerful. He can trick pretty much everyone, can’t he? But unfortunately for him, not even his self-assured persona is immune to the sneakiness of his own mind; especially when it comes to Lisbon. -Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Insomnia by earthlydreamz reviews
Patrick Jane had been asleep in his own bed, which was unusual for him. What was even more unusual was he was not alone. Jane & Lisbon centered. Ch. 7 up - filler chapter and quite short. My apologies in advance.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Of Men and Cases! by JocelynMcC reviews
Is Lisbon’s former boss invading Jane’s territory? Unlikely, Lisbon says. Yet, Jane is going to make sure that all of his belongings are marked in time. JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
100 Oneshots by WildDaisies10 reviews
A little challenge I stole from an art site. 100 one-shots inspired by prompts with a few words or two. Centered around Jane/Lisbon. Rated T, just in case. Some friendship chapters, some pure fluff. New Chapter! Jane and Lisbon in the rain... Nuff said.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
13 Shades Of Red by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
It was one of his favorite past times, making her blush. 13 different blushes, based off prompts. Last Prompt: Engagement - “We already act like a married couple.” She pointed out, and he shrugged. Then why not make it official.” He said.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
FixerUpper by FiveRoses reviews
One-shot. The team has a barbeque at Lisbon's house.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Ignoring Jane by x.x.Cordelia.x.x reviews
Lisbon has a new plan to get back at Patrick Jane; but things has a weird way of turning around because Jane has a plan of his own.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
From A to B by FiveRoses reviews
So what do they talk about when they're stuck in the car together for hours?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Hay Fever by Divinia Serit reviews
“Jane, you’ve apparently made friends with someone in high places in Wyoming. We’ve been requested for an undercover assignment… at a dude ranch." Lisbon did not look thrilled.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,861 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Aftermath by Hollow Nightmare reviews
After being shot, Lisbon is released from the hospital - under the condition that someone has to stay with her. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Fever by bulletproofweeks reviews
Teresa Lisbon is sick, but she's been ordered by her boss to finish the report on their latest case. What will Jane do when he finds out Lisbon's working on a sick day? Caring Jane, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Coming Home by shadowglove reviews
Alternate Universe. Leslie wasn't surprised when the day she died on earth she awoke in the TRUE Terabithia, as Queen. She loves her life in Terabithia, but how can she be truly happy without her King, who's lost all belief in Terabithia since her death?
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Red Roses by bulletproofweeks reviews
The CBI team is required to attend a formal dinner and with that requirement comes the search for a date. Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The NonDenominational Party by Ellipsis9 reviews
It's the holidays and the CBI party includes a very interesting gift exchange.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
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A Crush is a Crush reviews
Trapped in the Meanswell residence, Stephanie, Trixie, Jives, Stingy, Pixel, Ziggy, Sportacus and Robbie play Truth or Dare. Don't worry, they're older
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Robbie R., Sportacus, Stingy, Ziggy
Hate Me reviews
Becky and Tobey... do they hate each other?
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2018 - WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M. - Complete
Hey, Hillwood!
Hey, Arnold! redone in high school. read inside for more info. Arnold! Helga! Gerald! Phoebe!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,536 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Hunting for Misty reviews
Spoilers for 2x07 and up. House has a new girl, and he helps Stacy with a different kind of rat. THIS IS NOT STEVE MCQUEEN. Wilson is very confused. Rated T just in case
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2017 - G. House, J. Wilson
Confessions of Many Sorts reviews
Tobey may not always show it, but he cares. He's smart. He's powerful.
WordGirl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2017 - [Tobey M., WordGirl/Becky B.] - Complete
Little Blood Moon reviews
Misty is your average teenage girl... With a big secret. She's new at school and instantly becomes friends with Timmy. But will he remain her friend once he discovers her secret?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2017
back to haunt reviews
Someone's coming after Jane's family, and Lisbon's family is involved. Set sometime in the CBI
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016
Yucaipa High reviews
the rugrats are in high school. Dil & co: 9th; Tommy & co: 10th; Kimi & co: 11th; Angelica & co: 12th.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016
Cheated and Changed reviews
When Will cheats on JJ, she finds comfort with socially awkward Spence. JJ/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid]
The Freak of Danville High reviews
AU centers around Heinz and Perry in high school. Angsty at times. Possible slash in later chapters.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Elf Comparison reviews
Something's wrong with Robbie and it isn't exactly... Human.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Robbie R., Sportacus, Stephanie
Demons, Elves and Other Secrets reviews
Bad memories resurface in Robbie's and Sportacus's minds when they venture into the Lazytown woods, having to face unknown horrors from their childhoods.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Robbie R., Sportacus
A Fair Chase reviews
The cybersquad is in tenth grade, living in Fair City. Cyber characters from their past keep popping up when one of them is alone. How long will this go on for? What does it mean?
Crossover - Cyberchase & WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Inez, Matt] [WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.]
When You Have a Crush reviews
The kids of Fair City are growing up and developing crushes. Contains Yaoi and Yuri. Tobey/Becky; TJ/Victor; Victoria/Eileen; etc.
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.]
Total Drama Showmance reviews
A replacement for the fourth season, with 32 contestants from many universes,and two returners with a lot of showmance and possibly real romance!
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2016
Preteen Frenemies reviews
When an unscheduled inator of Doof's goes wrong and an invention of Phineas and Ferb's explodes, Danville is left with one less platypus, scientist and robot... Though it gains three new human preteens. T for language.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Norm
elf guardians reviews
A train crash changes the lives of Lazytown. Rated T for character death and bad language, also suicidal themes.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Robbie R., Sportacus, Stephanie, OC
emotional fandoms reviews
40 origins, 40 couples, 40 emotions. They will not intersect. Each chapter will feature a one-shot with a randomly-generized match-up with emotion to couple. Read for more understanding.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016
Trusting Aliens reviews
Tobey is forced to share a secret but feels safe with a certain someone knowing.
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2016 - WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.
My Hero reviews
The kids of Fair City Elementary are learning more about their heroes thanks to an assignment at school. No picking the same person!
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2016
Wanna Play Shadow? reviews
a little kids game brings up a whole new gameplay between Tobey and Becky
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.] [OC, TJ B.]
Tobey's New Chance reviews
One of Tobey's newest inventions goes awry and when he comes to, he isn't exactly himself anymore...
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Tobey M.
You Don't Know Everything About Me reviews
Draco puts a curse on himself to rid himself of another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M.
crossing drama reviews
15 randomly new and 7 chosen original contestants compete aboard the jet (minus the singing) with outrageous challenges for one million dollars. Also back are wisecracking Chef and sadistic Chris.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016
Relationship Revenge reviews
Things have gone downhill between Jane and Lisbon yet again. This time, each of them has teammed with another pair from the ground floor... as a little revenge plot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., OC
My Crystal Clear Days With You reviews
This continues on from last week, including the case and thoughts running through everyone's minds. Crime in the first chapter. I can't live in that Airstream all my life, and I want to be away from civilization. But… I also want to stay with Teresa.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
An Angry husband, A Worried principal and A Violent father reviews
This is a fic, nearly centered on Patrick Jane and Angela Ruskin. The first three chapters will be about them growing up. Will later include the CBI. Rated T for drug use, swearing and violence.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Patrick J.
Give a Ring? reviews
Yet another way the 7th season could start. As you can see, i am bubbling with ideas. :) "How could you have not seen?" He lightly chuckles. "Hints? Like calling me your Angry Little Princess?" "I told you I couldn't accept them."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
Has Anything Ever Actually Happened? reviews
Warning! This is not a MentalistSweete fic. This is created by unreal305; you can communicate to me through here. His ankle is still in pain, so he relaxes one leg on the bed while he tears away the rest of his clothes. Only not Patrick. More like Consultant Jane. 'We got a case, here's the address… It's near a farm. Want some apples'
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Doctor's Orders reviews
Teresa Lisbon never existed! Impossible! How can he fall so much in love with a person he created?... Shouldn't the alarms be going off from the sensors in these… well, it's been over a decade. Just a different twist on another way the 7th season could start.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Wake up call reviews
Her desk is cluttered with millions of things out of proportion. Clothes are straddled along every piece of furniture. ... How I'd like to see the 7th season start. Obvious Jisbon content.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] D. Abbott
Red Wings of Honesty reviews
This is set after 06x19. I created this because of the interaction between Jane and Lisbon at the end and then Jane's face after she leaves with Pike. I think he is very shady. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., K. Fischer
Seabeeas Academy
A crossover between The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, The Big Bang Theory, NCIS and Elementary. My favorite shows, with the characters as kids. It should go throughout a full year, stretching out through the seasons. AU but with similarities, you'll see. I threw in a few OCs too, for good measure. Improved.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,017 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014
Misunderstanding the Red Power reviews
Jane admits something to Lisbon, but she is distracted and things just go downhill from there.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
Wedding in Riverview reviews
A man from Jane's past is going to marry a relative of the team. Paths have been crossed and people have been lost. There are inside looks to several team members as the wedding builds up, if one even happens.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014 - OC, Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L.
New Resolutions reviews
"Yes. Well, the higher-ups want to have a special 'resolution revelry', so write yours down. It's gotta be three. No more, no less. Don't sign your names. Bertram's going to randomly call them out and everyone will get to guess. If someone guesses right, you'll have to act on one of them."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Emotions reviews
Patrick Jane receives a phone call in the middle of the night. It sends him in a frenzy and it makes him see a lot of things in a whole new light. Possible Jisbon in later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Grace vP.
Thermal Epoxy reviews
Crawling on his side, Jane attempts to rush to the sports utility vehicle. He notices no one has emerged from the wreck. He runs out of breath in the middle of the road and braces for the oncoming vehicle.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2014
The Mysterious Redhead Girl reviews
she just appears out of nowhere when the team is out of sorts... T to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Patrick J., Kimball C., Grace vP., Teresa L.
Red Flashbacks reviews
multichapter where Lisbon and Jane are figuring things out, through flashbacks. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] Kimball C.
Red Light, Green Light reviews
"If I had gone to high school," he started. "I would have fallen so in love with you." "Really?" she laughed. "And now?" What should have happened after "Rose-Colored Glasses."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C.
Red Blurts reviews
Lisbon and Jane fight and Lisbon says something she can't take back. There will be jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Grace vP.
Jane's Red Temper reviews
Jane's got a lot on his mind, and it may not all be for the better...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Grace vP.
Red Line reviews
NOT songfics, just regular one-shot fics based from songs on my playlist. DEFINITE JISBON, POSSIBLE Rigspelt. Have yet to decide Cho's fate. Please read! Each of these has NOTHING to do with the other. They are just based off of songs put on shuffle on my tablet.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Wayne R.
Red Cuff Links reviews
Jane and Lisbon wake up in bed. Handcuffed. And to Cho. No one remembers anything from last night. Set during season two.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C.