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Author has written 12 stories for Futurama, Hey Arnold, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Teen Titans, Ben 10, and Life and Times of Juniper Lee. Feb. 19, 2019: Some upcoming stuff I have in the works; all of the following are set in the Body Issues universe: (Updated June 3) Single Issues: One-shots and shorter stories from the Body Issues universe. City of Fights: [Miraculous Ladybug/Hey Arnold crossover] Adrien's old friend from the states, Rhonda Lloyd, is visiting Paris to cover Gabriel Agreste's new fall line for Teen Miss Online, and Marinette is afraid she's got serious competition. But the real threat may be Rhonda's own superpowered secret, especially when Hawk Moth gets involved... Body Issues II: Growing Pains: Junior Year. With Arnold spending the year with his parents in San Lorenzo, Helga finds herself single for the first time since sixth grade. She'll get by with a little help from her friends. It's like The Patakis, with superpowers. Dec. 2: I've replaced my laptop, so the drought will soon be over! Expect Ch. 35 of Body Issues very soon. Sep. 28, 2018: Chapter 29's gonna take a little while longer, folks. I hope to get it up by the end of next week. The story's about 2/3 done, but that won't be the end of this universe. I have plans for a crossover, a one-shot or two, and a sequel that's basically The Patakis with superpowers. May 6, 2018: Thanks to metalheadrailfan for Frenemy Mine's spiffy new cover! Expect Ch. 10 sometime this week. April 16, 2018: After several agonizing weeks, Chapter 8 is finally up. This one has some revelations about Rhonda and a surprise appearance by a special guest villain, so check it out! April 10, 2018: I didn't die! Chapter 8 IS coming! I just couldn't work on it at all for a week because I had no access to the computer it's on! Anyway, Chapter 8 is shaping up to be possibly the strangest thing I've written and I'm eager to see what the reaction will be, especially given a certain revelation about Rhonda... Hey folks. It's been a long time since I've even been to this site, let alone written anything. And I'm pretty unlikely to finish any of the stuff I left hanging. As of now (Feb. 11 2018) Frenemy Mine is the only story I'm actively working on for the forseeable future. Everything else I'm abandoning, because, frankly, it's been so long that I don't even remember how they were supposed to go. So, I'm letting anyone who wants to do anything with them do whatever they want. My only request is that you tell me about it beforehand because I'd love to see what you do. In any case, Frenemy Mine is going to continue and I have some surprises lined up (including, tentatively, a crossover with another show I've been wanting to, ah, DIP into... hint hint), so keep an eye out for that! |
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A Broken Heart by Flower princess11 reviews
An alternate ending to TJM where Arnold and Helga don't get together. Six grade begins and Helga tries to move on from Arnold and deal with her broken heart. At the same time, a new student joins their class and he won't leave her alone. Now Helga has to deal with some guy who may be more than meets the eye... How will Arnold react to this?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 111,549 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1h - Published: 10/3/2018 - Arnold, Helga
Too Perfect by Tangerine53 reviews
Seven years have passed and little has changed for Arnold and the gang as they wrap up their junior year of high school, but this next summer is going to be anything but typical. While Arnold and Lila are recruited as counselors at Camp What-a-Nut, Helga is shipped off to Boston to spend three months with Olga, and the experiences they have are about to change their lives forever.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5h - Published: 6/16 - [Arnold, Helga] Lila
Don't Forget About Me: The Heartbreak of Youth by DawnRed reviews
The 4th grade P.S. 118 gang is no longer a tight-knit group, having drifted apart over the years. However, in the wake of a tragedy, the now high schoolers must comfort their guilt and insecurities. Dealing with life, love, school, and the trails of youth just got much harder. Can they find their way back to each other? Can they find the strength to be true to themselves? HS Fic!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5h - Published: 8/25 - Arnold, Helga, Brainy
Inner outer thoughts by vmt1998 reviews
Helga is advised to write letters that makes her be more honest to herself to help herself improve. The only problem is will the letters fall into the wrong hands.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 17h - Published: 4/22 - Helga, Arnold
Hearts of Gold by Always A Witty reviews
After San Lorenzo, everything should be perfect. However, love isn't always easy. Arnold and Helga will be tested like never before as treasures are lost, devastating secrets are revealed, and true love faces its greatest challenge. But so long as hearts of gold still beat, a love born in rain can never die.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,437 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Arnold, Helga
Thirty by American HOT Fender reviews
"So remember like two years ago when we agreed that if we were still alone at thirty we'd just...marry each other like that story you read and be done with it?" "Yeah...so?" "Well...in case you forgot last night, my birthday is today...big ole three-oh...or as you said...the dirty thirty." "Oh my God."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,988 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/23 - Helga, Brainy
Hey Arnold! Season 6: Suzie Come Home by Cre8ivelybankrupt87 reviews
Since Suzie left grocery shopping over a year ago, Oskar has just scraped by while eagerly awaiting her return. When she finally comes back to the Sunset Arms, she brings with her an unwanted dose of reality.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 8/16 - Arnold, Helga, Oskar K., Suzie K.
A Slice Of Life by Call Me Nettie reviews
Come join us as we peer through the windows of the boarding house, where Arnold and Helga now reside as man and wife, and get a glimpse of what life is like for them as they await the birth of their first child. Nothing major, nothing earth shattering. Just a small, feel good, slice of life story. Something to read after a hard day at work or school.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 161 - Words: 519,141 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
It's Okay, Pig by SpongeHero04 reviews
Although Helga's relationship with the pig still wasn't the best, she was finally beginning to open up towards him a little more. Set sometime after TJM. Some Shortaki fluff!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24 - [Helga, Arnold] Abner - Complete
Differences Between Us by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Anne is learning to adjust to this strange new world, just as the Plantar family is learning to adjust to her. Strangely enough, it is their differences, not their similarities, that bring them closer together. She fills the empty spaces in their lives like a missing puzzle piece finally clicking into place.
Amphibia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/21 - Anne, Sprig, Hop Pop, Polly
Hey Arnold! Season 6: Miriam and Stella by Cre8ivelybankrupt87 reviews
Having lived at the boarding house for nearly a month, Helga has become quite close with Stella, who cares deeply for her son's girlfriend, but also doesn't want her to forget her own family. Tensions mount as Helga feels torn between a family she loves being with, and the one she feels responsible for.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,648 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 7/6 - Arnold, Helga, Miriam
More Than You Bargained For by The Wasp1995 reviews
Slight AU. Arnold never finds his father's journal, and gives up hope of ever finding them. Meanwhile, a certain unibrowed, blonde girl struggles to find a way to show her love how she truly feels. Can she find a way to prove herself and mend the hole in Arnold's heart?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,636 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 3/20/2018 - [Arnold, Helga] Gerald, Grandpa/Phil
Therapy by MarySueIsDead reviews
A tale of three female pirates as they adventure on their ship through choppy adolescent waters, emotional storms, and hormonal sea-monsters to find the hidden treasure of acceptance and belonging. Oh yeah, and Arnold's in it too somewhere. Cover art by me. Pre-TJM.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,954 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/4/2017 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Rhonda
Hey Arnold! Season 6: Hypno-Helga-Ago-Go by Cre8ivelybankrupt87 reviews
Phoebe and Gerald become tired of Helga's abuse, and devise a plan to hypnotize her into only being her nicer self. The hypnotism causes Helga to revert back to her three year old mind before she became the class bully.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
Hey Arnold! Season 6: The Mitigators by Cre8ivelybankrupt87 reviews
It's the first Monday of June, and some students are unhappy that Arnold's class passed on the traditional Trash Can Day last year. A merciless team of sixth graders seek to bring back the tradition and abuse both the fifth and fourth graders to restore the social hierarchy the school once adhered to. Arnold and his friends must band together to end the senseless cycle of violence.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/28 - Helga, Harold, Curly, Gerald - Complete
While you were gone by Ms.AnaMaria reviews
Arnold is back for his junior year of high school, but so much has changed.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/16/2018
The Book of Souls by metalheadrailfan reviews
A few years after the events in San Lorenzo, Arnold and the gang find themselves on another adventure, this time to dry deserts of Egypt. But when a disowned family member comes along, it soon becomes apparent that what awaits them there is far, far worse.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Reconnecting by blackadlerqueen reviews
Becoming friends again isn't easy. Character development takes ages. Sometimes you meet back up when you're in your adulthood and the timing just becomes right again. This is one of those times.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 195,021 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/7/2018 - Arnold, Helga
The Luxury of Fear by blindbat1192 reviews
Having moved to Hillwood on a mission, and to escape a tragic past, Ashley Cliffe finds herself drawn to the local residents' search for Arnold Shortman, who has been missing for weeks. This could be Ashley's opportunity to open herself up to others...assuming she and Helga G. Pataki don't kill each other first.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Arnold, Helga, Rhonda, Lila
Rhonda: From 'like' to 'like like' by JayDogg187 reviews
What would it take for Arnold to see Rhonda as more than just a friend? A short one-off tale of a possible nascent (mutual?) affection.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10 - Arnold, Rhonda - Complete
The Game by MoonlightKCreations reviews
Sixth grade has come, and the gang is settling into their new school lives. When a challenge to a baseball game between schools comes along, they must risk it all to protect their school's victory, as well as their livelihood.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Helga G Pataki: Hillwood's New Superhero by KlutzyMaiden123 reviews
As if my life hadn't already been difficult. I already had to watch the love of my life, Arnold, make goo-goo eyes at Ms. Perfect while completely ignoring me. Now, I have to juggle school, keeping my feelings from him and battling evil dressed in a ridiculously skimpy bathing suit, all the while keeping my lifestyle as a superheroine from my nosey classmates.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 100,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Arnold, Helga]
Girl Talk by Flower princess11 reviews
Young Helga and Rhonda get paired up for a class assignment and the two girls have trouble finding things in common. ...until they discover one thing in particular. Dedicated to Kryten.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7 - Helga, Rhonda - Complete
Sophomore Slump by Whirlwind18 reviews
When she was beside him, lovesick and drunk on the smell of his gluey hair and warm skin, she would forget herself. Every doubt she'd ever had, every wall she'd ever hidden behind - they disappeared, if only for a few moments. And she would whisper it as sweetly as she'd written it so many times in her journals in purple ink: 'I love you.' / The HA gang, ages 15-16. Now complete.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,294 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Arnold, Helga, Gerald, Lila - Complete
Silencing Nature by Ajay435 reviews
When Arnold was born, his cries silenced all of nature. Now, as the adventure in San Lorenzo draws to a close, Arnold will learn that he's far more than your average bold kid. And he's not the only one. Shortaki with a mystic twist, set immediately Post TJM kiss.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,504 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Arnold, Helga] Phoebe, Gerald
As Strong as we are United by zdbztumble reviews
PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED. The Fentons' holiday in London leads them into a new world. Crossover with Harry Potter. New notice up. Please R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,122 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 9/26/2004
Instant Gratification by Lord Malachite reviews
After graduation, Helga kidnaps Arnold and marries him without his knowledge or consent. When the boy comes to, he finds himself living a life vastly different from his plans and away from Rhonda, the girl he adores. Can Arnold cope with this new life and discover love in unexpected ways? New update detailing story status. Currently on hiatus.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 210,091 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Arnold, Helga
Nazz'Tara of Kaijex II: Darkness Rising by USSManhattan reviews
When an immense threat arises, Nazz must call upon friends old and new to stop the Zygrans once again. Second in the Nazz'Tara series. COMPLETE!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,293 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Nazz, Edd - Complete
A Strange Business by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Stranded across the galaxy, five members of the expanded Titans must learn to trust and rely on each other like never before.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,452 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hot Spot, Red Star - Complete
Your Not so Average Paranormal Event by Fizzy 13 reviews
[Juniper Lee] The Nazi regime is not as dead as everybody thinks, as June and company are about to find out. Specially when she learns of a secret organization that's been stalking Orchid Bay for some time now. Chap 2 now up. R&R
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005
Teen Titans: Terror and Torment by Universalperson reviews
Prepare for the new trials and travails of the Teen Titans...with refrences and characters from the original comics. DISCONTINUED, SORRY
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
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Time's Arrow reviews
On what was supposed to be just an average trip to Dino Land, Helga and Arnold cross paths with a very unusual girl, but neither of them knows just how important she will be to their future.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,463 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 4/30 - Arnold, Helga, Grandma/Pookie, OC - Complete
Pairing the Spares reviews
Love makes you crazy, and they don't come crazier than Curly! But when Rhonda makes it clear that there's no chance for them, will it send him even further around the bend? Or is there someone out there who knows exactly what he's going through? Set in the Body Issues universe. Rhonda/Nadine, Curly/?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/15 - Nadine, Rhonda, Curly, Sheena - Complete
Body Issues reviews
[Formerly "Frenemy Mine"] San Lorenzo was just the start of something bigger. Helga, Rhonda, Phoebe and Lila have become something new, alien, and powerful, but with forces aligning to use them for their own purposes or destroy them, their budding friendship may be their strongest power of all. Or something corny like that. (Shortaki, Phoerald, and Rhondine, for those curious)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,569 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/25/2018 - [Helga, Arnold] [Rhonda, Nadine] - Complete
And You May Ask Yourself reviews
(Written for Flower princess 11's challenge) The last thing Arnold remembered was being hit by a baseball. Now he's suddenly woken up in a world where he's a grown man, he's married to his arch-nemesis, father of two, and the target of a bizarre revenge plot. Good thing his wife's also Hilwood's #1 superhero. Set in the future of my series "Body Issues". Update: Deleted scene added
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,634 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/22/2018 - [Arnold, Helga] [Gerald, Phoebe] - Complete
Plan 9 from Orchid Bay City reviews
The RustBucket gang hits Orchid Bay City for sun, fun... and magical evil from beyond. Crossover with Juniper Lee!
Crossover - Ben 10 & Life and Times of Juniper Lee - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2007
Rhondagenesis II reviews
Chapter 12! Lila's reborn... and someone's out to make it a very short life!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,808 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Rhonda
Home Fires Burning reviews
When Blackfire joins forces with the evil Citadel to take back Tamaran, Starfire must return home to save her people! UPDATED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Starfire, Blackfire
Memoirs of a Demon Named Frankie reviews
Ch. 7! Secrets are revealed as Frankie and pals uncover the true origins of the Valix!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,959 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 5/6/2005
Resolutions reviews
A girl named Tara Wilson begins to have strange dreams about herself, her father, and the Teen Titans. Is she starting to crack up.. or starting to remember? Sequel to Things Change. COMPLETED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Beast Boy, Terra - Complete
Catastrophe reviews
Things get hairy after a transporter experiment goes awry. OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ACTUAL UPDATE!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Amy W.
Rhondagenesis reviews
REAL Final chapter up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Rhonda
If it's Monday, This Must be Koralius reviews
After graduating from Mars U, Amy takes her place on the PE crew... but her first mission could be her last. Told from Amy's POV. My only prose story, so PLEASE review!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2001
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