![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. The hurricane is in! All right people. Now that I've got that out of me, I'll be a bit more serious. I am currently working on two stories. A Family of Ramen: Naruto's parent's live through the night of the Kyuubi attack. He and his siblings must find their way in life as children of a hokage, as ninja, and as humans. TemariXNarutoXKoyuki. OCXHinata. SasuXFemHaku. I decided to change Sasuke's pairing. I found a better way than SasuXSaku. I believe this one will work much better. After all, I DON'T want to write all that Sakura crying over Sasuke stuff, when he likes her. Life of Luck: Naruto's life changes one day, when he meets Saiten Ten'un. Gods and Demons roam the land, as Naruto and Ten'un try to figure out their destiny... and the true way of the ninja. NarutoXOC. Now, I want everyone to know, I am in college. So updates might be a little slow. I will warn everyone in my fics and update here as situations change. I will try to have the first chapter/prologue of both stories out around my Birthday. 10/16 1:24 am - Ok, just got an idea for a new story! Naruto of the Nine Blades: There were complications during his birth, causing two things to happen. One was the death of his mother, the other would effect the coarse of the rest of his life. But hey, just because he can't see with his eyes doesn't mean he won't be the greatest Hokage ever. Or the greatest swordsman. NaruXHina (Just cause I can!) Sorry everyone. I had just recently finished the next chapter of Life of luck, when someone hacked my laptop and destroyed my OS. Maybe more, so that's gone, with anything else I had (including class notes that I had for my college couses). So give me time, For I WILL re-write that chapter and MORE!! NO HACKER SHALL KEEP ME DOWN!! But currently I am using my little siblings' (as in more than one) computer, so... Just give me time, ok? 20/08/2010 - Ok. I've been through two computers and had to re-write a LOT of my stuff and now my Microsoft Office is freaking out... This is going to be a while. Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia If you support the "Naruto is not Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile! BECAUSE HE IS NOT!! "90 percent of the teens would be in complete chaos and weeping if myspace crashed down. If you are one of the 10 percent that would laughing their asses off, copy this into your profile"- I got this from another profile but I don't think it's word for word. If you think it's unfair Deidara committed suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.) Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. By Order of The Yondaime You say BABY PINK Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, omegahurricane If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you think Neji used Byakugan on Tenten EVEN JUST ONCE, please copy and paste this on your profile. (i think it's been more than just 1 time!) If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!(poor poor Rabbit...) If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Words my little sis live by: I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it 85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of the 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, DragonSaphira, SpartanK11, Drakai, omegahurricane Remember: Tobi is a good boy! XD |
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