Fuck this shit, I'm going to space.

News Article (2011)

Done writing stories on here. Like, for real. I have so many issues with fandoms that I don't think I'd ever be able to write in good conscience. Oi.

I'll still frequent the lovely BPSSC forum (and by frequent I mean criticize everything because I am a horrible bitch oh God I'm so sorry), and maybe, maybe I'll post something random one of these days, but anything you've seen me write in the past, on either account, is likely never going to be repeated. In that makes sense.

I love you all, and the run was great while it lasted!

-Cheyenne

Real Profile (of long ago, hurz)

Hey hallo thar. 'tis Cheyenne, one half of the awesome duo known as Supa Artemis and Supa Cheyenne. You know, the two losers and never update anything?

I enjoy linking my friends to my profile, and if I mess up the link then it's highly unlikely that I'll ever go and fix it, so that person will be stuck linkless for the rest of their lives. I apologize.

I love sexual innuendos, even though they've effectively ruined Disney for me at times, and I'll never hesitate to point them out to anyone, or laugh at them during inappropriate time intervals.

I also love Tostitos chips. A lot.

I'm never writing these. If you want to adopt them, feel free, but I want the idea credit because I am a selfish bitch.

Hope to Die - AU. "What do you mean Bakura has all the items?" With those words, the entire world became enveloped in darkness. Bakura has managed to acquire all seven Millennium Items, and has used their power to transport himself back in time to Egypt, where he manifests the control of said items to make himself ruler of the world. Everything (and everyone) is at his disposal, now, and his life is perfect as he rules in what was once the palace of the Pharaoh Atem. Unfortunately for him, it's not going to stay that way for much longer. The former Pharaoh and his friends aren't giving up that easily, and they devise a plan to strike back at him. But it only takes one brief miscalculation to bring down the fall of a revolution. And with that one mistake, Bakura realizes that there is only one thing he really wants. But what if that one person is the only thing he cannot have? Shounen-ai, Darkshipping YBxYY

Damned- AU. Yu-Gi-Oh!/Hell Girl adaptation. Puzzleshipping. Trapped in between worlds and cursed for past crimes, Yami agrees to bring justice to those who require it--using an Internet correspondence--or spend an eternity burning in Hell. As part of the deal, the God of Hell hardens him, making him unable to feel any sympathy or emotions towards victims and damned alike as he carries out their justice. But everything comes with a price. Those who pull the red thread will also be damned, and when they die their souls will also burn in hell. Knowing this, Yami carries out his duties for three thousand years without fail or hesitation. But when a run-in with a young man--a young man who possesses the gift to see through Yami's eyes on occasion--comes into the picture, Yami finds himself struggling to hold his long-accustomed mask together. And when he suddenly finds himself ordered to send this young man to hell on an account of jealousy and misunderstandings, he finds he cannot--will not--do it. And with the wrath of the god of Hell bearing down upon him, he and Yuugi know they must find a way to stop this before it is too late. Fucked up summary, sorry. HAHAHA late night typing.

Friend or Foe- AU. Songfic. May possibly be made into a longer fic. Darkshipping.

Into the West- AU. It was supposed to be a fun trip. Going to an old American ghost town to re-enact the what life would have been like back in the 1800s. When we got there, we learned of the tragic past of two lovers; two men named Atem and Heba. Then the visions started. At first, they were more like flashbacks; showing me glimpses of what the town used to look like. Sometimes I could even hear conversations, as if the eyes I were looking through were not my own, but rather those of someone else. The life of someone else. Slowly, though, they began to get worse. Soon I was seeing not only the ghosts of those long dead, but the ghosts of myself, Ryou, Malik, Bakura, Marik, and... Yami. Suddenly I found that the visions had become reality. And the worst part? None of them remembered me. None. Not even Yami. Futuristic glimpses warned me of terrible things that were to occur. Then... it happened. A vision of the one thing I dreaded more than anything on this planet. Yami's death. And it was then I knew we had to get out of there. My visions had never been wrong. But the question was, if his future was already set in stone, was there anything I could do to rewrite it? Pairings: Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, possible Bronzeshipping.

Lemons - Taking a sadistic and possibly psychotic tomb robber to a restaurant wasn't my most brilliant idea. And yet, in the end, it sure was worth it. Darkshipping YYxYB Lemon(s).

Friend on FanFiction?

theSAMPIRE - Kick-ass and not afraid to chase you around the cafeteria if you piss her off. We call her theSAMPIRE for a reason. The Outsiders writer and shipper of Ponyboy/OC.

Artemis - And so God said: "Let there be awesomeness personified!" No matter what she says, I believe she's the better writer. Fanatical Zelink shipper. She seems to deny her obsession with Samus/Link. Slash drawer of amazingness.

Kayla/Shoe- CSI: Miami fans may meet here for some fluffy Calleigh/Eric... fluff. ShewrotealemonwtfShoe. The only outwardly mature member of our pathetic motley crew. She's also a secret shounen-ai shipper. Horatio/Rick, anyone?

Veronica - She really doesn't do anything on this site. I'm not sure why she has an account to be perfectly honest.

May - Fellow fangirl and a much better shopper than me (so is Shoe, but Shoe is already Most Mature, so pfft), she won't hesitate to tell you if you're insane. I seem to get this a lot for some strange reason. Shipper of the Alice/Jasper pairing and former reader of Twilight.

Brooke - (To be relinked.) One of my oldest and dearest friends ;D Not much I can say that hasn't been said. She's funny, awesome, and used to let me boss her around like crazy when we were kids. I was a controlling little bitch. Fellow Yu-Gi-Oh! fangirl (I corrupted her, I swear) and shipper of Seto/Joey.

Ben - It's Ben! Yay! I'm wondering why he made an account. Maybe he and Veronica can be buddies ;D

Sarah - (To be linked.) What can I say? She rivals Artemis in the drawing department and has been my friend for years and years!

These are all my real-life friends. If you are a close FanFiction friend of mine and you have not been listed, don't be offended. And if you are one of my real-life friends reading this and you have an account that I have missed, PM ME, DAMMIT.