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I first read Twilight June 2008. I signed it out from the library randomly and it looked really dumb. I was going to return it but one night i was bored and I was like, what the heck, i'll just read this. 2 weeks later i'm done all three books. I waited for Breaking Dawn to come out. I had ordered it online thinking it would come pretty quickly...lucky me, i think it came out on like, thursday or friday and saturday was a civic holiday in Canada and there's no mail on sunday so I didn't get it until Monday. Biggest fail ever. Didn't particularly like it but I don't hate it like some people seem to. But anyway, I was dumb and didn't even know fanfic existed before someone recced a story to me, it was horrible and it had wizards in it (not of the harry potter variety). I read mostly human AU of the bella/edward variety but lately i've caught myself wondering what goes on in the other character's relationships. Maybe because I'm sick of cheesy Bella and Edward.

Some itty bitty ditties about me:

-I love to read.

-I'm a Canuck.

-After watching the Olympics in Canada, I am now a huge hockey fan. My city doesn't have an NHL team and the closest team to us sucks so I find myself cheering for the Pens. I wonder why? But I think it might have to do with one hottie Canadian that they have on that team his first name rhymes with Kidney and his last name rhymes with Trosby.

-Haven't particularly liked themovies, mostly because of the acting. Some of the actors cast don't particularly fit their role, in my opinion.

-I think Robert Pattinson is a hottie. ;) (You expected that.)

-I'm in high school. Yeah, lots a people, i guess, don't admit that. Don't tell me to not read your supposedly 18+ fic. If it's not suitable for me, put it here:

-My favourites list is not, in fact, a list of my favourite stories but a list of stories that I plan to read eventually. It's quite long.

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At your service by MissCullen90 reviews
Isabella Swan gets a job as a personal assistant to the executive director at Cullen Inc. The attraction is there, but will it develope into love? AU-all human, Carlisle/Bella. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 7,049 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Detours by aciepey reviews
Bella meets the gang in Forks when she is on her latest assignment as a travel nurse. She loves her nomadic lifestyle, or does she? Is there something, or someone who can convince her to put down roots? AH Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 102,228 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12209 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling Slowly by MrsAC reviews
Edward and Bella’s families knew they would be perfect for each other. But would the two of them see it? One Night. One Song. Falling Slowly. AH/AU ExB “Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,818 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,818 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance Encounter by Besotted reviews
When Bella Swan, a 23 year old cellist studying music at Julliard meets Edward Cullen, a Hollywood movie star, their lives will be forever changed as they struggle to make their relationship work against the greatest of odds. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 387,084 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends who take a chance on love together before she leaves for two months in Europe. Will they be able to survive when she returns and their lives change drastically? Extended Version of o/s London Calling. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 221,373 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,763 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8933 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Duty and Desire by Aspenleaf reviews
Edward Masen was brought up in a world where responsibility to your family and class was everything. Tired of the endless pursuits of women he becomes more and more jaded. That is until, he meets his match…..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,375 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17649 - Favs: 11,533 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,748 - Follows: 8,704 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Silver Tongue by il-bel-mondo reviews
What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,295 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Finding Home by jennde reviews
Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,043 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Married at 18 by AimeeBass reviews
Bella wakes up married to Edward Cullen, who'd she only just met. The problem? She's still a senior at FHS. The other problem? The judge orders them to stay married for a year as punishment for abusing the sanctity of marriage. Rated M. -Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Love of Emmett by Juze reviews
Best friends Bella and Alice come up with a plan to get exactly what they want. Too bad it all goes wrong. AH Canon pairings. Made top 5 in the Indie Twific Awards for Best Love Triangle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boys of Summer by teacupsNmints reviews
Bella and Alice are having fun hanging out with guys on the Phoenix Wolves Minor League baseball team. Who will strike out? Even better, who will score? AH, Mostly in canon This is my first fanfic---please be gentle! Expecting some lemons later!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,240 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
As If You Have A Choice by colleen5182 reviews
Two strangers have multiple chance meetings in one vibrant city. With their workaholic, anti-relationship attitudes and miscommunication working to keep them apart, can they ever really get to know one another? AH/OOC; Collab w/ the lovely Jessica0306
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paved With Good Intentions by 4JACE reviews
If you loved someone, how much would you be willing to sacrifice? Bella makes the most difficult decision of her life; now she has to live with the consequences. A Bella/Edward story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,446 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cook Wanted by UnaRJ reviews
She is twenty three, over-qualified, under paid and basically bored stiff. An ad in the paper looks promising, & she applies. But when she meets the family, head-strong Bella gets a little flustered. Really, who could resist? EB/AH/AU/M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 225,521 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Breaking by OhMyWord reviews
It didn’t take long to be consumed and I knew we couldn’t keep this up forever, but right then, I was in it. All the way. And when each moment with her was everything, how could I possibly think of all the other nothings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bet On It by ohgeekyone reviews
Rosalie bets Edward that he can't make the new girl Prom Queen by the end of the year. The only problem is she refuses to be dragged into their world of status, glamour and lies. It's going to be harder than he thought...Let the game begin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Anything But Conventional by kyla713 reviews
Edward Cullen is an Army brat, who has his entire life planned out perfectly, and can't wait to get out of this utterly dull town of Forks, WA. But then a whirlwind in the form of Bella Swan enters his life..AU/AH,some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,888 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Girl Afraid by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Green by lola84 reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,000 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete