Recently edited with some minor adjustments. QUICK SUMMARY: DRARRY MATURE ADULT CONTENT. Post war 4 years later. Ginny and Harry are not together. Drunk one night stand between Harry and Draco starts it but will it be more? Will Draco get in over his head more than once and typical Harry save the day? What do muggles, the dark arts, and a bowl have in common? WORK IN PROGRESS.

ON HIATUS, I may rework it, delete it, I have no clue yet. POST WAR: Some of our favorites including Hermione have returned to finish at Hogwarts. Snape is alive. McGonagall is Headmistress. Throughout the year Hermione has become depressed and is having trouble controlling herself. She managed to irritate Snape but it is turning into something weird and confusing. ADULT CONTENT.

An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. SS/LM/HG/DM

Gordon Ramsay replaces Severus Snape as the substitute Potions Master in Hogwarts. Hell ensues. There can only be one victor, and cooking brings out the dark side of all the Hogwarts students.

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? [HP/DM]

Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.