Hello world! Finally with an appreciative audience, I, Li Mei, will dazzle you with my magnifi-mmph!

Li Mei is dragged off by a dark haired girl with... antennas?!*

Eh hem!*spotlight moves around stage attempting to locate the speaker*
Hey, down here!*spotlight rests on a girl with short brown hair*

Girl: That's better! Anywayz, hi there fellow ficcers! I'm Meghan, and I'll explain to you a bit about Li Mei
since she seems a little preoccupied ^_^

camera pans to show Li Mei tied up with duct tape*

Aika: *bounces in front of camera, antennas bobbing* I'm sorry, Mei-chan is unavailable at the moment, but she'll get back to you ^_^

Li Mei: mmrph mmm MRUPH! *starts attempting to wiggle away while trying to verbally abuse her captor through the duct tape*

Aika: Oh no you don't Mei-chan! *giggles insanely before shoving camera back towards Meghan*

Meghan: Ah hem. Well, Li Mei is a demi-goddess. Surprising, ne? ^_~ *shoe flies past her head* teehee *sweatdrop* Anywayz, not
only is she a demi-goddess, she's a proffessional muse, too! However, one day she decided to stop wasting her talents on slow-minded
humans who couldn't come up with their own ideas, so she retreated to Mt. Taikyouku to begin a prosperous writing career...
which ended with her becoming the vice president of UUAA (Unknown and Unappreciated Authors Anonymous). Deciding to
escape from the confines of her monotonous rut, she got this account in hopes of sharing her work with an appreciative audience.

Loud sounds come from the corner. There is a bright flash of light and a newt sits among a pile of duct tape*

Meghan: Well, it appears Li Mei has just been turned into a newt by Aika, who apparently got her hands on the "Big Book of Magic for Dummies"
again. So, until Mei-chan recovers, I'll just have to take over and use this as an outlet for MY creative juices! *evil giggling ensues* *cough*
heh. Therefore, I'll just have to upload my stories... we wouldn't want this account to get rusty, would we? *innocent smile* ^_^

Aika: *gives victory sign* Ta ta for now!

Li Mei: *holds up a sign that says 'I will triumph over these cretins... oh yes!'*