Well, hai there. ^_^ I'm Izzy. Or Elizabeth. Or Lizz. Or "Momma," if you're asking my daughter. Who, by the way, is an absolute doll. Anywhosnwhatsits...I like to read fanfic. Duh. And I even try my hand at this whole 'writing' bit, and so far have a couple stories up. Not a lot of reviews yet, but, hey, gotta give things time!

I live with my fiance(boyfriend? idk we're going throught a rough patch), Chris, who I love to death, even though he's the biggest asshole in this universe. He also drives me nut buckets, but I still love him. Together we have a beautiful daughter, Addison Maedine. And, she's the most beautiful girl in the world...No, seriously. She really is. I know all moms say that about their kids, but THIS ONE is the cutest. Does that make me conceited? Maybe. I think it makes me extremely proud of my daughter.
Either way, she's still freakin cute as hell. ^_^

I'm currently unemployed, but, then again, who isn't?...Wait, you're not?! Well, FUCK YOU THEN! Nah, just yankin your chain.

I love to read. Yknow, actual books? With *gasp* pages? Yep, those ancient things. Old school, ya dig? Anyhow... Some of my faves are Twilight (duh,) Harry Potter, The Giver (AMAZING read,) A Mango Shaped Space, and the Percy Jackson Series. I've been a big reader ever since I remember. I also remember reading college level chapter books while I was in Kindergarten. Yep.

I have an incredibly high IQ (hence the big books,) but in High School I got shitty grades. Mostly because I hated homework. Oh, and I have ADHD. REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLYYYYY badly. Like, bad. Seriously.

I'm very quiet, yet, once you get me talking, I suggest you use a frying pan to shut me up. Otherwise, I won't. ^_^

Let's see...What else?
-Love cold pillows.
-Have really long hair.
-Can't seem to do anything with said hair. Mostly ponytails or messy buns.
-LOVE music. L-O-V-E love it.
-I like to take pictures of anything, and everything imaginable. Mostly of myself. Camera whore? Me?! Noo...^_^
-I like to do this a lot. ^_^ It remind me of Gir, for some reason...one more ^_^ okay lol.
-I like Invader Zim. Well, Gir mostly. I would soo marry the little guy.
-I am proud to say that I LOVED Barney as a kid, and will still occasionally watch it if I'm bored. Yeah, I said it.
-I smoke.
-I 'shmokey,' too.
-I'm Team Edward. And Team Jasper...Team, Edsper? They're both so yummy, how do I pick just one?!

Hmmm...Anything else you'd care to know, please, do ask! I won't bite. Unless you ask me to. ^_^ (...im done I swear)

A lil interesting tidbit...To all you Twi-aholics out there, what significance does the date January 18th hold for Edward and Bella? Twas the day they first saw each other, o course!

It also happens to be my birthday. ^_^( maybe not!) Yep. I'm that cool.

So I entered the Enchantments contest...I didn't win though, but that's okay. I had some pretty stiff competition! Grats to the winners! You deserve it!

HOWEVER...I entered a contest thru Facebook. Here's a link:

You had to manipulate any Twilight photo to give it a 'halloween-ish' touch, and I WON!!!

Go. Check it out. It's awesome. :D

I'm so proud of myself. :)

^_^
Wheeeee! I got it all out of my system now, lmao.