A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

HighSchool!Au Erik Lensherr has found that he's failing...well, everything. Even worse, his tutor is Charles Xavier, the nerd who occupies the lowest rung of the social ladder. The fact that he's rather attracted to Charles doesn't help. Charles/Erik

Klaroline set in Regency era. It's 1809, the beginning of the season in London, the wealthy Pierce sisters, with their companion, Caroline Forbes, arrive from Virginia. Entering the aristocratic world of the ton, they soon meet a particular family, among them, the infamous, troubled playboy Niklaus. AU and Dark, includes most of cast with content rating up to M in later chapters.

AU/AH - Klaus owns a comic book store and Caroline is the pretty little thing that moves into the retail space next door. Light and fluffy, to go with all the doom and gloom that's been popping up lately! Rated M...because you know me...it'll get smutty before you know it. *snickers*

Misaki is kidnapped by scientist/serial killer, Vladamir Korovin, while in South America with Akihiko. What lengths will Akihiko go to to get him back? The prequel for those fans who wanted the Uke Flu backstory. A dark thriller, rated "M" for Violence and Adult Situations.

Post-beach. An attempt to reverse his paralysis goes wrong, and Charles is de-aged to a 2 year old toddler. While Hank scrambles to fix the situation, the whole gang is here to help. Through a mix of selective memory, they watch Charles relive his childhood, revealing some deeply hidden and painful truths.

AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.

Hermione was to serve him and only him, Klaus, the Original Hybrid, for she had sacrificed everything for Harry, even her own life. Klaus expected great things from her in six years' time. So when he is ready to come to collect her, it seemed he had bargained more than what he had initially asked for. What a snarky witch she was. -Hints of one-sided Klaroline-

Mike gets a motorcycle. Harvey hates it. During one of the worst thunder storms New York has ever encountered, Mike is three hours late from court, and Harvey can't get the image of Mike crashing out of his head. The best closer in New York City isn't sure if he'll be able to keep his feelings to himself anymore - if he even gets the chance to confess. Harvey/Mike.

Sequel to Predictable, set just afterwards. It's one thing to agree that you're meant to be together. It's another to put that into practice.

Jasper works in a coffee shop,where a dark haired admirer visits the same time everyday. Will Jasper fight his growing feelings or will he give in to the attraction. Slash. Originally a o/s for Fandom for Floods, now continued.

An AU story where Steve was Tony Stark's babysitter while Maria and Howard we're busy with the war. Tony and Steve are each other's best friends. They love each other very much and Steve hates the day he has to leave Tony, but he's not coming back this time. Not for a very long time.

AU. Akihito and Asami run into each other a few years earlier and things play out a bit differently.

The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.

It's one thing to love Klaus, but ruling by his side is a different matter entirely. And if Caroline Forbes was going to prove her place to the city of New Orleans, then she was going to have to figure out just what kind of ruler she wanted to be. Two-Shot. Semi Sequel to 'Souvenirs of You'.

He sees her everyday passing by his bookstore on the way to the bus stop. It's just a simple crush, really... up until the weather and his brothers decided differently Klaroline. AU

The sisters of your friends are off-limits. That's perhaps the most sacred of all Bro Code rules. Unfortunately, it's also the most broken one.

He has just asked her to marry him. Caroline is having trouble breathing. - a Klaroline drabble. Posted from Tumblr.

"Ok you know how it's kind of an urban legend that celebrities will fake date each other for publicity reasons? Well my publicist wants me to fake date someone," Elena admitted, "in fact she's already agreed to it so I have no choice." "Who does she want you to fake date?" Caroline asked. "Niklaus Mikaelson." AU/AH fic

Sequel to "I love only him" Following the life with their children and the journey of life with a bit of lemon for taste.

Arthur has called Merlin his "baby boy" ever since they were toddlers. Merlin never really questioned it. It was simply the way things were. But when a new kid named Gwaine arrives and stirs things up, Merlin finally learns that the name has a deeper meaning than he originally thought...

Amnesiac Harry tries to adjust to life in Forks with minor mishaps and major misunderstandings happening along the way. Danger is lurking just around the corner, but he has brand new allies now.

"The Holiday" Klaroline style: Caroline and Rebekah are 2 miserable single girls down on luck with love who home exchange for the holidays... Both end up getting more than than just a little holiday spirit... AU: Klaroline & Mabekah

We all know what happened when Brian met Dom in the movies but what about if they met far earlier? When Brian was training to be a cop and Papa Toretto was still alive. Warning Slash - Brian/Dom

Does having a baby change really change everything? The team is about to find out. Superfamily,Domestic Avengers.

STONY. Maroon 5's : One More Night / Payphone / I Do Not Hook Up. Stark Spangled Banner problems around the edges. Tony tends to cheat on his love, and the punishments are more than he can bear. Drunk ramblings.

Charles, a student at Oxford, uses the university's Cerebro prototype on a dare. He expects to find Raven a boyfriend. Instead, he finds Erik. Cherik. Includes ducklings.

Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.

This is the story of how Peter Parker-Rogers-Stark fell in love with a S.H.I.E.L.D assassin. And how he introduced said assassin to his superhero parents. Prequel to 'All For You' and 'While My Dads' Were Away'. Steve/Tony. Peter/Wade. Requested. AU.

A short serie of fics about Tony and Steve's relationship. Established Stony. What they really know about each other? Slash/Fluff.

He let his instincts take over for a moment as he buried his face in the boy's exposed neck, a tongue pressing against the delicate skin and hunting down the racing pulse. Sebastian inhaled the boy's delicious scent, his fangs impulsively beginning to extend in preparation. SxC

Elijah has a plan to send Caroline back in time to change Klaus' fate. His plan did not include Kol trying to seduce her as well as as his own past self trying to get rid of her. Will the original family embrace her or end her life before Klaus learns what she means to him. Klaroline.

One-shot -Modern High school au: Merlin was dating Arthur much to the surprise of their classmates. He knew that Arthur was popular and that he was a nobody. He also didn't realise that Arthur was actually the prince. Arthur/Merlin slash. Rated T. Please R&R : Hope you enjoy

Arthur really wasn't sure how they had ended up in this situation. He kept replaying the horrifying events over and over in his head but he still couldn't understand how this had been the result. Slash, Modern AU

Modern AU. As Albion's Sexiest Bachelor for four of the past five years Arthur could have anyone he wanted, but as it happened the one man he wanted was an oblivious baker named Merlin who had no idea who he was.

Just a muse, Mpreg Merlin/Arthur, read and review folks!

"Stop messing with my head! What more do you guys want? I can't even remember my own name anymore!" he screamed one last time.

Arthur and Gwen are engaged but what happens after he has a night of passion with Merlin the night before the wedding? Merlin descovers he's pregnant and Gaius sends him away but what can the old man do when the Queen can't conceive? Merthur, Arwen Slash

In which Peter has a serious Oedipus complex and keeps cockblocking the superhusbands. Steve/Tony

Popular boy Arthur Pendragon never thought that being selfish would end up giving him the best thing he could ever dream of. Will Arthur's lies destroy the love they share or will love conquer all? AU

In which Caroline becomes a cat and runs into Klaus. He in turn becomes oddly attached to the little thing.

Loki's fall at the end of "THOR" left him on a planet far away. Weakened, he expects death, but instead finds himself saved by his brother. Can Thor convince his brother that he loves him still? That they can return to how they were? Will the kingdom accept them? And if they do, will they get their heir? THUNDERFROST, LIGHT!MPREG, SMUT, H/C

In which Klaus gets tangled up in everything that had to do with her, she, Hermione, a woman, who infuriated him to no end. But she also amused him with her ways, and perhaps somewhere along the road, he found her so unbearably charming. It was because of those sweet eyes of hers. Oneshot. Somewhat fluffy.

Set a year after Fools Rush In, Erik finally takes Charles across the Atlantic to meet his mother. AU-Modern, AU-No Powers. WIP. I should also state here that this story is a one-shot and so cannot really be said to be a sequel, although 1 is in the works

In which Peter is six and is keeping secrets that make him miserable, and his Dads swoop in and save the day. Sort of. Also, Tony gets to go on a Captain America sanctioned rampage, but that's neither here nor there. Steve Rogers/Tony Stark. Superfamily - Steve Rogers & Tony Stark & Peter Parker.

In which there is sex pollen, Tony is needy and horny, and Steve is more than happy to be ridden like a fucking bronco. Except, it takes a while because Steve's got Morals and Scruples.

Loki is the very treasure of Asgard, and Thor has every intention of guarding her. fem!Loki, Loki/various.

Tony and Steve are confronted with their first parenting crisis after 4-year-old Peter has been picked on at school. Superfamily, Superhusbands, Stony, Steve/Tony.

Trying to find out which Original the gangs bloodline leads to, Bonnie produces a spell that sends Caroline into the past; learning more about Klaus and uncovering secrets she never expected, Caroline begins to realize that nothing is merely coincidence.

Steve and Tony's son, Peter, sleeps in his own room for the the first time. He gets scared of the dark.

Sandor has a reputation, a fearful face and not to mention a very sharp sword to keep people in place. But how can he when his own daughter makes him look like a well behaved puppy? One Shot. SanSan. Futurefic

The one where Charles goes into heat and attracts all sorts of attention. Understandably, Erik is jealous.

When young Thor acquires a priceless book of magic, Loki wants it badly enough to offer his body in exchange for it... and Thor wants Loki badly enough to accept.

Asami listens to an interesting conversation and then proceeds to apply what he learned to his own relationship. Unfortunately Akihito never does like to play along.

Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.

AH Jasper & Edward Slash Don't like, don't read. A man who lives for revenge, risks all to save the life of an innocent. Inspired by Muse's "Undisclosed Desires."

My fanfic of Eprime's fanfic "In the Devil's Teeth"

Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.

Draco's world crashed around him when his heart was broken. Five years later he's doing perfectly fine until Harry Potter barges back into his life.

Alaric is five years dead, at Damon and Bonnie's hands, when he shows up outside the crypt. Alt reality for all Dalaric shippers instead of 3.22. Slash duh , Damon being a changed man because he's been heartbroken five years, Elijah being awesome.

Written as a fill for a prompt at Merlin kinkmeme on LJ. Established relationaship. Merlin ends up on a wheelchair; Arthur is caring and sweet at first but when he learns that Merlin will be paralysed forever he runs away without confronting him.

Arthur wants Merlin to let go and hold nothing back. The result isn't quite what he expected. Modern AU.

Erik has owned and ran the record store Asteroid M for years now. Raven has been a frequent customer, but in the past month, has begun to bring her brother in what can be assumed is a game of match making. Modern-day, non-powered AU. Cherik.

The day before the Christmas break, Draco has to break some difficult and devastating news to Harry and perform a task which could break them both. More than a little angsty. established!Drarry. T because angst. Please R&R :3

M/M. Seth believed an imprint promised happiness, but his was brought to a halt when he was deceived by the one who claimed imprinted on him, can he live on knowing that he may never fall in love again. What obstacles will he face to keep his family safe? Mentions of M-PREG. 'Save The Hero' the sequel is up.

Sequel to 'Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications' Dom's new phone is still giving him trouble. Romance is hard enough without typos. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts

Sansa is allowed a ride in the Kingswood, so long as the Hound accompanies her. During a storm, they learn all there is to know about one another. I know this is rather a long one-shot, but those darned love birds just wouldn't let me stop!

A new prophesy is given and soon Fate comes calling with a new destiny for Harry. Sent to a new universe where he is changed forever; Harry learns all that it means to be a Furyan, mated to an Alpha Prime & one of Fate's favored sons. Riddick/Harry slash.

"I'm yours. Here to please you in any way you see fit."

Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him. XMFC. Librarian AU.

After traumatising events of his life Draco makes a hard decision to return at Hogwarts for his final year and finds himself in need of a help. Angst, H/C, MPreg. *complete*

Erik is trying to convince himself he isn't stalking Charles Xavier. Thus far, he's failing. College!Au, featuring the Avengers

AU: Erik runs a cafe on the edge of campus, and accidentally starts semi-stalking a chipper brunet who walks past every day on the way to university.

Klaus spends his days as a tattoo artist and his nights as a slave to the nameless, faceless beauty who consumes his dreams. Will he understand his connection to the mysterious blonde who shows up at his shop, and will her secrets threaten to undo him?

Just some Emmett and Angela fluff. Emmett falls for the cute, shy librarian. Enough said :D

The realities of life get to Akihito.

Arthur get's enchanted to want his heart's deepest desire, no matter what the consequences might be. Warning:contains violence, a bit of dub-con and malexmale with a happy ending of course :

Two men. One peppermint candy. A fulfilling night.

Vampires can't sleep, however they can sometimes get sucked into another person's dream. And this happens to Jasper. And the person who's dream he's in just happens to be his true mate. SLASH! Jasper/Harry Potter

ASOIAF as a high school. As a high school movie anyway. Pairings: Sandor/Sansa, Jaime/Brienne. This story has two authors and one translator. Authors: Redcandle17 and Akara. Translation: Perelynn.

Modern AU. It's their first Christmas together and Arthur doesn't understand how important traditions are to Merlin. When complications with a business deal force Arthur to stay at work on Christmas Eve, Merlin is crushed. Can Arthur cheer him up?

Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward

Joffrey wants to hear Sansa scream. But will the Hound do what is asked of him? This story is complete and already posted over at the sansaXsandor livejournal community. I am posting it here as well for posterity.

One-shot. Draco had a very busy schedule and Harry had got enough. A songfic based on Tohoshinki's song, Stand By You. My first fic. Read and Review? Now with a sequel.

Akihito wrestles with his demons, his conscience, and Asami.

As Sabastian Shaw's soul leaks from his body, Charles collapses to the ground, all thoughts colliding together in his mind, he had never been so out of control, his mind was broken, he was broken. 'Oh Erik, what have you done'

Charles visits Erik at work. Things get a little... intense. :Superheroes timestamp:

Charles is home from the hospital. ::Superheroes timestamp::

One night, a lonely Edward Cullen wishes on a falling star to help him find his mate. He never expected the star to take a physical form to try to grant his wish, nor did he expect to start to develop feelings for said star. Slow updates. Edward/Harry.

When an unexpected visitor arrives bearing another fateful prophesy, Riddick and Harry's lives are overturned and they must fight to save not only their lives, but the life of their daughter as well. This story is the sequel to Animalis.

X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*

Arthur and Merlin's fledgling relationship is going well, so why isn't Arthur happier about it? Sequel to Learning to Be Happy. As with the first installation, this is a hard T. Modern AU.

Arthur's the King of Camelot…nightclub. He can pick and choose who he wants, and he does – often – no promises and absolutely no repeats. The night he chooses Merlin might just be his undoing.

When Draco is freed from Azkaban after being declared innocent, he moves to Forks in an attempt to heal his emotional wounds. He didn't expect to fall for a shape shifter. Also, an angry vampire and witch want revenge and plan to kill Draco.

After a drunken night on the town, Charles gets a tattoo and attempts to hide it from Erik. Originally written for the First Class kink meme.

- "Why do you keep sneaking out of here when I'm sleeping? Like I'm some one night stand you're ashamed of?" - Harry has to figure out what he wants before Draco gets sick of waiting.

AU. Erik is a famous pastry chef and recently, he met a young tourist with a pair of bluest of blue eyes. Paris, cakes and Charles, what else could make his life better than this? Erik/Charles

Kensi and Deeks have to look after the young child of victims of a brutal attack. Together they learn why the attack happened, who is to blame and, most importantly, just how you change a diaper. Oh, and somewhere along the way, they fall in love.

Jacob meets the new neighbors - 3 odd, but beautiful men, who share an unconventional connection. And he feels it.

Four years after the War, Draco and Hans have been together for just over a year. Out of the blue, Hans suggests a threesome with a famous Muggle that he rather admires. Draco reluctantly agrees. Little did he know that it was fate. SLASH, MATURE, HPDM.

Draco reverts back to his old ways when Harry leaves, but will he take Harry back when he needs him most? AU, Warnings: Substance abuse and suicide attempt.

AR - Draco receives a letter from Harry as he's getting off of the Express...what does the letter say, and why does it affect him so deeply? Warnings - Language, implied slash, Mpreg.

AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts

"Dray. They're touching me in places they shouldn't." The Slytherin paled. Everyone knew how possessive Draco was. Especially with Harry.

Merlin is to spend a night in the stocks. Arthur doesn't approve.

Once inseparable, Arthur and Merlin were torn apart five years ago. When a chance meeting brings them back together their lives are thrown into chaos. Modern AU.

HP/DM/BZ After years being tormented by the two sexiest Quidditch players in the league Draco finds out a secret about them that will change things forever. Not everything is as it seems. Sometimes cruelty hides dirty desires. Its a three-some kiddies!

Modern!AU. Merlin's angry with him and Arthur's trying to say sorry over an impersonal mobile line, but it takes a few tries before he's able to voice what he really wants to say. Merlin/Arthur

Draco's mad because Harry lost his temper so he goes to Blaise's. Harry is upset with himself for being such an idiot so now he is walking in the snow to find his lover and apologize.

Merlin & Arthur. Arthur tries to woo Merlin; who simply things he's a prat albeit a very charming and handsome one.*Modern!College AU*

The slight flush to Draco's cheeks makes Harry's heart flutter, even after six years. He sits up to bring his face close to Draco's and he lifts his hand to stroke at the soft skin of his heated face." ::This is Harry's family::

Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.

Malfoys don't sleep on couches. Harry and Draco have a fight and Draco ends up on the couch. Fluffy and angsty, but it all works out in the end. Written for Kamerreon's Secret Santa Fic Exchange.

*Complete* *SLASH* Callen/OMC Callen wasn't lonely, he was just alone. Until someone stepped in and changed all that. Can he allow himself to be happy?

DM/HP - How a random meeting in a coffee shop can change everything. Non-magical. Draco/Harry, some Draco/Cedric, Harry/Oliver - Warning: Explicit sexual content.

Harry returns to school to complete his NEWTs. There he finds a much changed Draco Malfoy and surprisingly subdued Snape. Dominant Harry, submissive Draco.

He told him he hated him, just before disaster struck. Now he has to make sure it's not the last thing he ever gets to say. COMPLETE

Arthur is a porn star...something he has neglected to tell his boyfriend Merlin. Modern AU.

Arthur is a lawyer who wears suits and has a savvy apartment. Merlin is a college student who talks a lot and loves clothes. But every weekday morning they get together for coffee anyways. Modern AU, Merlin/Arthur, kind of fluffy.

Seth's love life is difficult, but its completely worth it. Seth/Emmett...underage warning!

Arthur has a list in his head of Reasons Why He Loves Merlin. There are currently 327 reasons on that list. Merlin/Arthur, Fluff, Slash, Modern!AU.

HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.

Arthur hadn't realized that becoming King would mean people would start wooing his Merlin. SLASH. Arthur/Merlin.

What would you do to get the one you love back? What if they had moved on...would you go to extreme measures to bring back into your life? Rated M for dark themes

Harry cheats on Draco and the other man finds the pain of his lover's betrayal too great to overcome. Harry tries all he can to win Draco back, but will the hurt of his infidelity drive away Draco forever? H/D, DMHP Threeshot. Maybe. OH. Infidelity!fic.

Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.

Arthur and Morgana are best friends and both are gay. Morgana has a thing for Gwen whilst Arthur is drawn to Merlin and vows to have him in his bed. Morgana bets Arthur Merlin will never sleep with him and he's determined to prove her wrong. A/M M/G slash

Draco's boyfriend has left him three years ago because he couldn't take it anymore. Now Draco is all alone. Will he ever be happy again? Or does he have to spend the rest of his life and Christmas alone? Slash, read review, please! Merry Christmas!

Akihito is down with a cold... in Asami's apartment. WARNINGS: Smex of dubious consent. PAIRING: Asamix Akihito

After falling into hard times, Harry finally asks Draco for a divorce. Draco agrees. As a final request he says: "Just stay with me for 31 more days, then you can leave." Will Harry change back or is this the end?

Arthur loves Merlin with all his heart. And there are three reasons why.

Slash. Children really shouldn't play with sharp things, and as it turns out, so shouldn't Merlin. Arthur/Merlin.

Modern AU. It is Merlin's 26th birthday but Arthur has to work and hasn't given Merlin his present yet. A series of flashbacks tell the story of how they met and how their relationship developed. Again the title is Shakespeare's. Not mine.

Shuuichi comes up with an ingenious plan; it's completely foolproof. With only a little brainpower and the help of a tattoo, his plan will come true. But really... when do things go according to plan when thinking is involved? oneshot, full warning inside

AL SLASH. The heart of an elf prince longs to be whole, but a departed mother’s words and a broken gemstone are the only guides he has. The story is being REPOSTED with slight editions. Original plot remains. Apologies to those who have read it before.

Harry realizes he's made a mistake, but isn't sure how to fix it.

SLASH AU A/L. It takes a macabre deal to show Aragorn the action he should have taken a long time ago. He can only hope he is not too late.

Response to my friend's prompt for a smex-filled Asami x Akihito fic. Read inside to see prompt. This is basically a PWP, so no minors please!

A normal relationship isn't for Asami and Akihito. PWP.

“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]

Trails of Blood 5. {{COMPLETE}} Sometimes ‘I’m sorry’ says it all. If you can say it and if it is heard. Sometimes it just might be enough.

WARNING SLASH - Part 1: COMPLETED. Part 2 - Unmistakeably Clear - COMPLETED! Something is wrong with Draco, but Harry doesn't notice as he tries to repair his treachery to an unforgiving Draco.