Hey there! This is Dance of Flame speaking...well, writing. Writing is a big part of my life (because I want to be an author and write awesome books) and fanfics are perfect because they allow me to write about things I like. Um... I'm basically your average procrastinating high school student.

Section 1: Personal Info
Section 2: Random Quotes
Section 3: Copy and Paste
Section 4: Random Updates

Section 1: Personal Info

Name: Elyse

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Birthday: May 31

Hair: Brownish-blond

Eyes: Brown

LIKES: Anime, Kingdom Hearts, Assassin's Creed, music, reading, writing, music, poetry, sweets, Starbucks, red, purple, daydreaming, sleeping, jazz, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and other things I can't think of...

HATES: Being yelled at, school, vegetables, my sister, annoying people, smokers, homophobes, spiders, and other things I (once again) can't think of...

Favorite Books: Alex Rider series, the Book Thief, I Am the Messenger, & Da Vinci Code

Favorite Movies: Alice in Wonderland (2010 version), Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, and I can't think of any more.

Favorite Games: Assassin's Creed series, Final Fanasty series, and Kingdom Hearts II.

Favorite saying: Anime Commandments #11: Thou shall forgive thy parents ignorance for calling anime cartoons. And thus grouping it with Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob SquarePants!

~Uncle Yo's Anime Commandments

Section 2: Quotes

~ You hit me, I hit you harder.

~ It takes courage to lead a life. Any life.

~A positive attitude might not always solve your problem but it'll annoy enough people to make it worth your while.

~ Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die today.

~ My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty, and illegal in 37 states.

~ You must understand. I have good ideas, they're just not legal.

~When There's a will, I wanna be in it

~Life is like a book. You're the narrator and you write your own path. But, like everything, it must have a final chapter. An end. But you're not the one who decides when it's time to close the book.

~Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'

~Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

~You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

~If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop?

~Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

~A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

~Your kid may be an honor student but YOU’RE still a DUMBASS!

~You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

~If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

~Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

~It's always funny 'til someone gets hurt. Then it's freaking hilarious!

~Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

~They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

~There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Where'd it go?

~Don't take life too seriously or you won't get out alive.

~Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!!

~Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

~Life's tough. Get a helmet!

~The cops never find it as funny as you do...

~I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, and friends before love.

~Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

~“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

~If you know me, chances are you hate me.

~"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.”

~My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

~Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

~“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

~“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

~Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over

~This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

~I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

~Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

~It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

~If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

~If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

~Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

~I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

~If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

~Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

~"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"

~"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

~"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

~When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

~Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

~"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

~To put it nicely, I hope you choke

~Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

~I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

~It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

~I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

~Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell, then run like hell. He hates it when you do that.

~You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

~I have never claimed sanity.

Section 3: Copy and Paste, Quizzes and all that Jazz.

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr., Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN we really messed up!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps you stuff so long they forget that it's yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Act like they don't know you when you do something weird.

BEST FRIENDS: Know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

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I was born on the day of Xaldin + Xemnas,
In the month of Lexaeus,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion
I'm Marluxia + Xaldin years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion years old.
My favorite number is Roxas.
But my lucky number is Axel.
If you get it, put your own on your profile.

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Roxas

2- Axel

3- Demyx

4- Zexion

5- Xigbar

6- Lexaeus

7- Luxord

8- Saix

9- Xemnas

10- Marluxia

11- Xaldin

12- Larxene

13- Vexen

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Luxord and Demyx? Likely the humorous side.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Um...I have absolutely no clue. Probably depends on your view of those characters. For me it's probably more fluffy.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Axel...and...Xemnas...NO WAY IN HELL!

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Roxas...and Xaldin... The Organization would swear the apocalypse has come.

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Saix and Vexen or Xigbar and Lexaeus...um...neither?

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Larxene? Well, to boys maybe but I'm a girl. So, no! (Roxas and Axel are.)

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Would Demyx be happy if Xaldin and Saix got together? Well, he'd probably be hiding under the couch.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Zexion and Axel? Uh... When In Libraries... I guess.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Marluxia and Roxas... not yet but I'm sure there's one out there.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Xigbar and Vexen canon? I'm sure it's possible with a decent amount of crack.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Oh, Lexeaus would definately get top. Xemnas wouldn't stand a chance. XD

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Vexen and Roxas? NO WAY IN HELL!!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Xaldin and Demyx... Oh my... Xaldin and Demyx are out on a mission together, and everyone knows that wind plus water equals a hurricane.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Luxord and Larxene? Well, it'd be blond... I don't know. I don't think the Organization would be surprised but they'd 'feel' bad for Luxord.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Axel/Roxas/Saix: RAPE, STUPID PYROS, CRAZY DOGS AND DUMBASSES!

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Zexion and Larxene huh? Xigbar would say, "Wow. Guess he's not gay after all. Sorry Dem."

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Roxas, Riku, Axel, Demyx, Zexion!

2. Your favorite KH girl? Yuffie! (What? She's in there.)

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Vexen

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi. I don't hate her in the game but she's just portrayed as a bitch in Fanfiction so much, I can't help but to hate her.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Halloween Town! And Twilight Town!

6. Least Favorite World? Space Paranoids (whatever the stupid computer world is called)! And Traverse Town.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Axel's chakrams, Xigbar's guns, Luxord's cards, Oathkeeper and Oblivian, Hero's Crest and a couple more I can't remember the names of.

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Vexen's shield, the keyblade Pooh gives you and the Pirates of the Caribbean keyblade.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Have never used one.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Final.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Sora and Riku, Roxas and Axel, Demyx and Zexion.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Basically all the straight pairings. Oh, and Hayner and Seifer. Weird...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Xion and Repliku, Xion and Zexion (Not that many)

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Lexeaus and Zexion, Axel and Zexion, Roxas and Lexaues, Vexen and Zexion, and several others

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I get pissed off if my parents start making comments about how it's just a video game. I also get pissed at my sister whenever she laughs if I die.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku, Auron, Tarzan, Axel and many others.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Yes

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Was there ever any doubt?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? I kinda like Olette. But Namine is good too.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I think it takes place in the past. I don't think about it to much because then I just want the game more!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No, but the card system pissed me off to no end.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Hard choice. Probably Axel since I share most in common with him. We'd go burn things. Heh heh... Fire.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Axel because I love fire and if my best friend disappeared then you can bet I'd do everything I could to get them back.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I started to dub over the cutscenes with really weird things and my dad came into the room as I was saying something about Demyx being ninja... it was an awkward moment. And the whole Xigbar fight. It took me 32 tries (and I counted) to kill him on easy mode!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I haven't but I would do Roxas! I love his clothes! Him or Zexion. That guy has rockin' hair!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Riku, being serious: I gave into the darkness. How am I going to face everyone? Sora: LIKE THIS! (fish face). Also, Sora: Who is this kook? Demyx, turns and points: Silence, Traitor! (It's funnier when I dub over in that little silence.)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xigbar! (I've never tried the Sephiroth fight.)

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? EVERYTHING! The new worlds, the better Sora, the new enemy, the plot, and Roxas!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas? Argh! Roxas... (Sorry Riku.)

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Akuroku (But I like Soriku too!)

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku. (But only the replica! Real Riku belongs to Sora!)

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Akuroku (I like Zemyx as well!)

40. SoKai or SoRiku? Soriku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon? Leon

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi (Aerith belongs with Zack. However, Clack tops all of them.)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Roxas, Riku, Zexion, and Axel!

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Toy Story would be kinda cool. I like the Loveless crossovers too. I think it'd be kinda cool for an Alex Rider crossover. Secret Agent Kingdom Hearts would be epic! (I'm actually fiddling with the idea.)

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas looks like Sora.

Namine looks like Kairi.

Roxas looks like Cloud.

Riku looks like Sephiroth.

Repliku looks like Riku.

Axel looks like Reno from FF.

Sora looks a bit like Leon.

Ven looks like Roxas.

Terra actually kinda looks like Leon.

Xion looks like Kairi.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

BIRTH BY SLEEP! I also hope they'll make another game with Sora, Kairi and Riku.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2! The graphics are better, the plot is better, Riku doesn't wear a skirt, Roxas, coolio worlds, and much, much more!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? Must you ask? The storyline, the original characters, the Final Fantasy characters coming together, the bosses were epic, the Nobodies, Organization XIII, and just that there's so much to do! But seriously... Do you even need to ask?

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (As if that's not obvious)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters:

01.) Canada
02.) America
03.) Spain
04.) Prussia
05.) China
06.) England
07.) South Italy
08.) Japan
09.) Greece
10.) North Italy
11.) Russia
12.) France

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

England/Russia? No. I somehow have a hard time seeing that happen...

02.) Do you think Four is hot?

Is Prussia hot? ...Is France a pervert? (In case you don't know, the answer is FUCK YEAH!)

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If France got Japan pregnant... The world would come to an end.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

About Greece? Um... I can't think of any at the moment and I'm too lazy to go check.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

America/England? Hell yeah. USUK all the way.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

China/Greece or China/N. Italy? Um... Neither?

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

South Italy walks in on America and France having sex? Romano would probably scream and run away while cursing at them.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Spain/North Italy? Probably not that uncommon. "It wasn't that Romano wasn't good (he was Spain's cute little tomate), however, Spain felt a deeper connection with the boy's northern brother."

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Canada/Japan? Um... Possibly. Not going to go check though.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

South Italy/France? Uh...shit...um... "Not Such a Bastard After All" ? IDK.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Prussia to deflower Canada. Wow that's so common. Me, personally, I'd use the 'get wasted and have a good time' plot but... yeah... wow that's sad. They're one of my favorite couples too. D:

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

South Italy slash... No, I think I'm the only one of my friends who reads slash, but I lurvs me some Spain/S. Italy

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Spain het? IDK.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Russia. Hm... I don't think so.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

America/Prussia/China? Um, no. Not unless we were doing some kinda crack roleplay.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

North Italy: "PAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTAAAAA!!!!!"

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Oh geez. Japan. I'll have to think about that one and get back to you.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Canada/England/France ...Oh shit... Lots and lots of smut, use of the French language, and an overload of France.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

North Italy and America? ...Oh...my...God... That's a couple that's never meant to happen. It would probably have something to do with pizza, though.

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

China. A while ago.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

England. Don't even get me started. Probably bondage and/or dressing up. Maybe some things picked up in his pirate days.

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Russia shag Greece? Probably sober. It'd probably go something along the lines of "Become one with Mother Russia, da?" You know, like normal.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Spain/South Italy. I think Spain would but sometimes I think Romano would. (Mafia!Romano... *Drools*)

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Canada and Greece are in a happy relationship until Greece suddenly runs off with Prussia. Canada, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Russia and a brief unhappy affair with France, then follows the wise advice of China and finds true love with Spain." What...the...hell? I'd title it "Crack Love At Its Finest." and only insane people would read it.

—MY BOY SIDE—-
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own a car racing game.
[X] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on TV
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[ ] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[x] You sleep with your socks on at night. (Only in the winter.)
[x] You have fished at least once. (Granpa took me and my sister on tons of fishing trips.)

—-MY GIRL SIDE—-
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You go to your mom to talk.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook. (I haven't seen i.t)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don’t like the movie Star Wars. (Not a big sci-fi fan.)
[x] You are/were in gymnastics. (And ballet when I was, like, 5 or 6.)
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (I've given up tracking. No make-up though.)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You like putting make-up on others.
[ ] You like being the star of everything.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

Section 4: Random Updates

9/27

WAH! Sorry for the lack of updates, people! School has been a pain in the butt. They seem to hold back on the homework in 7th grade and dump it on you in 8th. I got a small part in the school play so that means more time to write. Yayz!

HOLY MOTHER OF GOLDFISH CRACKERS! I'm global! I've got visitors/hits from tons of countries. USA, Russia, Canada, Greece, France, UK, Philippines, Romania, Sweden, Malaysia, Germany, Denmark, Italy, Trinidad, Croatia, Poland, Mexico, Norway, Thailand, Brazil, Slovakia, El Salvador, Israel, and Lithuania. Dang! That's a lot! I'm very thankful to everyone who took time to read my stories. I personally think they're crap but apparently you people like them. I hope I can continue to please!

11/21

Alright. I've decided to take things one story at a time. The order I work on stories will be as the following.

1.) Two Sides of a Whole: Dark and Light

2.) Fire and Ice

3.) Another Side Yet Another Untold Story

4.) Battle Royal

(I might add a few new fics in as I go along so the order might change around a little bit.)

2/5/10

I've decided to give you the update on my stories! Here it is:

Fire and Ice: I've lost my muse for this story! I've also grown to hate Sasusaku (mostly because Sasuke is an asshat) and I'm annoyed with the whole series in general. So this story is going of hiatus for a while or I might just discontinue it. Sorry peeps.

Two Sides of a Whole: Darkness and Light: Working on the next chapter! Chapter 6 is the last chapter before the story actually gets rolling. Thanks for your patience! Oh, and I might rewrite the first few chapters. They seem really crappy.

Another Side Yet Another Untold Story: Removed! Once again, lost my muse...

Battle Royal: I know what I want to do with this story I'm just not sure how to get there. Probably pick back up with this story when I get some others done.

A New Team: I'm kinda waiting for the series to continue so I can get some more info. I'm also looking for a new title and if someone could explain the battle system to me in better detail then I'd be muy grateful!

Takes One to Know One: Wow! Three reviews, a couple story alerts, and one favorite in less than two days! A new record for me. Anyways, my first attempt at writing a BxB relationship so I hope it's not too crappy.

New Stories: (Groan) I've got some ideas for some new Kingdom Hearts fics. Be looking out for those.

Also, Beta Reading. I have a beta profile and would be more than happy to beta read your work. However! I beta over email so if you're interested then I'll tell you my email address.

12/1/10

Um... Hey there. IDK if anyone actually reads this crap but whatever. I finally have a DeviantArt! Username: xXDanceOfFlameXx. I'll post the link at some point. Anyway, the reason I haven't posted anything recently is because my laptop, which held pretty much every fanfic I've ever written, got a ton of viruses. So, we had to wipe my system. I have the files but the new system is a bitch and I'm still trying to figure out how to reopen the files. Oh, yeah, and it doesn't have Word. Lovely. Simply wonderful. If you don't hear the sarcasm then I will bitch-slap you.

Hm...Anything else. OH! Major fandom changes. I'm completely off Naruto so my Sasusaku fanfic is pretty much toast. I'm not as into KH as I've been so those fics will probably die down. I am working on a part 2 of Not the Brightest Star but, again, the file is inaccessible to me at the moment. My new major fandom is now Axis Powers: Hetalia. Expect a lot of fics there.

Let's see, I'm now in High School and honestly, I'm loving every minute of it. The classes are harder (though the fact that I'm taking all the advanced classes I can may contribute) but the teachers are much more lax on the rules. Most of my friends are in the High School at the moment but next year, when I'm a sophomore, pretty much all my friends will be there.

I joined a writers group in my town. I'm the only person there under the age of 40. Yeah. But, I'm working on writing things that aren't fanfics, which I'll slowly post on DeviantArt. Hm... There were a few deaths in my family but that happens to everyone so that's not really special. I guess that's pretty much everything that's happened to me since I last updated. I'll get some things up as soon as I can!