At 15, pure-blood Maddy Yaxley is keenly interested in romance, sex, and making a good marriage for herself. But after being manipulated and taken advantage of, she realises people are terrible, life isn't fair, and you can't always play by the rules. Warning: attempted rape, sexual coercion, underage sex, pure-blood elitism. Rewrite of a fic from 2007. 12 chapters planned.

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.

Edward and Bella - a perfect couple, a perfect life. And then disaster strikes. Bella has to learn to live without her soulmate. Mysterious letters help her to cope. AU Canon pairings.

Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*

Jaded Bella Swan, is bored out of her mind working at a call center for Cullen Hotels. She decides to find entertainment in torturing her new trainee. What will happen when she finds out that he is a Cullen himself? AU/AH

Edward left 6 months ago, trying to escape the the brown-eyed girl with tantalizing blood. What he doesn't know is that the Fates have another plan for him and the one whose life is twisted with his. AU Vamp, Rated M. Set 6 mo. after E&B's first meeting.

Sirius writes to Mrs. Lupin because he's a snitch. pre-slash. R/S

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU

and the liberation of the God of Lies

You know how they say a picture's worth a thousand words? Well, a picture of you is like an entire novel.

When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB

Sherlock and John share a moment curled up in bed with their newborn son.

In which John and Sherlock share a coat.

Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?

We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH

An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?

Remus Lupin loves Sirius Black the first moment he meets him.

After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH

Nightmares from a tragedy long ago plague Bella when the night comes. When a mysterious guest checks into her B&B nestled along Orcas Island's coast, can she face her past to move forward? Canon pairings. AH. Rate M for lemons later.

"And the memories all taste so bittersweet." THREESHOT, Remus/Sirius. Christmas Eve, 1992, 1993, and 1994.

In Volterra, Alice doesn't catch up to Bella and Edward in time, and they face the Volturi alone. Edward makes a trade for Bella's life, with devastating consequences. Canon AU.

Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

Esmeralda discovers a certain puppet kiosk and begins to suspect that everything - the Festival, the witch hunt, the battle - was orchestrated knowingly and silently by one unlikely man. Meanwhile, she and Phoebus watch their relationship evolve. Oneshot

Edward asks a question.

"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.

Sherlock's new experiment in Neurology involves John removing his shirt. A one-off adventure in gratuitous fluff. Please review.

One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH

Edward wanted her to stay human. He'd simply had no idea what that meant. Eclipse AU, 10 years on. Written for the ADF Labor Day Fic challenge. One-shot.

"Was there something you needed, Remus?"

Andromeda knew this day was coming, knew she had been avoiding the inevitable. She feared her family's retribution, feared losing the love of the good man she married, feared for the child that stirred within her. How could she abandon her life being a 'Black', to move forward with her life being a 'Tonks? Sometimes, the devil you know is better than the devil you don't. R&R

Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"

Narcissa finally attempts to help the broken Andromeda. Been done to death, but this is rather good, if I do say so myself.

Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.

In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.

Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.

A dementor does very little as a prison guard when one's greatest joy is pain, suffering, and evil.

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

"I will ask you again. What have you been doing to my students?"

Drabble. Remus' thoughts in the Veil Room.

Outtakes and missing scenes from my story, Parachute. Rated M for possible strong language and lemons later in the story.

Harry post war. Was all this pain really worth it

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!

Early one morning, Ron and Hermione have a heated but hushed discussion over Ginny's sleeping arrangements. It does not go quite as planned... One-shot.

Weapons of mischief never stay hidden for long... one shot

This is a satire of Edward as a religious man taking Bella as a third wife. She is not the innocent he believes her to be and she is determined to bring the real man into the open. AH story by SDFreeze

Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.

Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.

First HP fic. Oneshot. Complete. My take on what happened directly after the epilouge. As the Potters leave King's Cross, Lily realizes that she is now the only Potter child at home. Father/daughter fluff.

After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.

After their romantic encounter in the woods, Phillip watches Aurora run off. But what if, instead of watching her disappear, he ran after her?

'He'd had so much to say, to so many people, after the battle, and Hagrid was no exception.' Harry invites himself to tea.

Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends

Death changes people. When John's wife Mary passes suddenly, both men are surprised by the changes that occur as time marches on. Very mild slash. First fic in a long time and first fic in this universe, so thoughts are most welcome!

It's Christmas, but Teddy Lupin isn't feeling so festive.

Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.

Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.

Vampire Edward meets human Bella when she is being attacked in a dark alley. Things get ugly and Edward is forced to take her to his house to save her.Not all great love stories start once upon a time and far far away; Some begin down dark alleys.A/U ExB

"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

What happened in the tower on the night Aurora awakened? Was she truly ready to embrace her new life?

Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...

The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!

James and Sirius pop into The Three Broomsticks on a weeknight.

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Welcome to The River Divot, a sporting and assorted goods store. Mr H. is the manager, Mr C. the assistant manager, and other various persons in employ. Please ignore any bickering workers or ones ignoring you to read strange letters. Happy shopping! AH

So what happened after Edward proposed? Oneshot, following the infamous Compromise. Please R&R!

Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.

Edward Cullen is in love with his bestfriend & roomate Bella Swan. Bella is an out spoken girl with issue's. What lengths will Edward go to, to break down the walls Bella has built? A/H OOC

A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.

Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny are expecting a little troublemaker. Pure mushy fluff.

Charlie, just before Twilight. Second chances. A tiny oneshot for sensecoalition's birthday.

She killed her first person when she was seven. A companion fic to 'Whispers.'

Sequel to "Things Could Be Worse." Al sends a letter to his mum explaining what happened. "So, I don't know what the girl has told you, but she's obviously been Imperiused by a Slytherin, so don't believe what she says." Rated T for some mild language.

Harry receives a shocking letter from Lily one day. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.

With Bella, Edward, and a garden.

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?

17 year old Bella is fascinated by the elusive and mysterious Edward Cullen. Will he be all she dreamed of? Or more than she bargained for? And will she still want him when one night changes everything? A/U Cannon pairings

One shot: After the final battle, Harry goes to speak to the portrait of Severus Snape. Please read and review!

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

Of three things I was absolutely certain. First: Edward Cullen was a mermaid. Second: There was some part of him, and I wasn't sure how potent that part might be, that wanted my guinea pig. Third: I was absolutely and irrevocably weirded out.

After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R

How the meadow scene could have gone if Bella was more easily amused.

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

James reconsiders his views on mistletoe during the annual game of Christmas Eve Drunken Poker. LJoneshot.

Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC

Esme was the Principal at Forks Elementary. Years ago, she watched a romance bloom between two of her students. Now, she is at their wedding, remembering.

Missing scenes from my story, Welcome to the Real World. It includes EPOV from when Bella tells him of the pregnancy, CPOV when he sees her file, the boys at Toys R'us, the birthing class, and many others.Read Real World first or it won't make any sense

OVERHAULING in progress

Sirius takes it upon himself to help Remus Lupin after the poor werewolf falls victim to Sirius's childish antics.

Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language

All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

On the evening of Bella’s 85th birthday, Edward reflects on the recent past and its trials, Alice helps out with the future, and Bella finally realizes her last human milestone. E/B, AU, Character Death

Once upon a time, Sirius Black fell. And there was no one there to take him home again.

Edward: My 12 year old son & I are completely infatuated with the girl next door, aka Miss Bella Swan. With her dazzling smile & innocent blushes she has completely rendered the Cullen men whipped. My only problem is that my son has already called dibs.

Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.

Harry happens to overhear his son James's tales of Hogwarts. One-shot.

When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

Companion fic to chapter 23 of Fifty-Eight Nights. Charlie and Carlisle have a little talk, father to father.

Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR

Something terrible has happened to Bella and Edward, and Charlie's the poor sap who has to tell Renee. A post-BD, canon example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.

Lily watches her dad cry as he remembers those the world lost.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Post-Breaking Dawn: How will Bella and Edward live out their "Happily Ever After"? A very romantic, in-character exploration of their love now that their relationship is free to thrive and flourish in the light of day.

Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.

Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.

Not to quote Shakespeare, but... — Hugo, Rose, Scorpius, and name-calling. oneshot, slight Rose/Scorpius

A conversation between Albus Severus and his dad, right before that 19 years later chapter in DH

AU -- Bella didn't survive Renesmee's birth. All grown up, Renesmee wants to do something about that. Written for the twi exchange on LJ.

An afterlife story, following DH. NT/RL LE/JP SB and everyone else that i loved. Let's just say that our favorite dead characters didn't get boring in the afterlife Marauders. Who else?

Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH

So, this is my take on how Remus and Dora met in OOTP- and the chaos that ensued.

Bella’s thoughts on Nessie’s first birthday; small drabble written upon request for a friend’s birthday. She wanted something fluffy—this is what I came up with. Breaking Dawn spoilers.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Every cop's daughter should know how to fire a gun. Bella, despite her propensity for falling down, is no exception. Twilight missing moment.

Because we all love Edward Cullen shirtless and coated in...well...you'll find out. Post Eclipse. Fluff! *Disclaimer*

Even for someone like Edward, forever is an abstract concept. He looks to Bella's ceiling for help figuring it out.

And in that moment, right there, I was only human. I was what the rest of the world saw. I was just a normal seventeen year old boy, suddenly terrifed of being a father. Oneshot. Edward Meeting Nessie.

Nessie really wants to learn how to play the piano. So who else is there to ask besides her dad, Edward? But will she get more out of it than just being able to master the piano? Post BD. Edward/Nessie/Bella. Fluff. Pure Fluff.

The innocent human stared into the eyes of the predator. Not what you think!

A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS

The first night on Isle Esme. While Bella sleeps, Edward slowly realizes he has hurt her.

This day was perfect in many ways..." He ponders, while watching the two he loves the most... One-shot.

Edward hears his family's private reflections and has a revelation. Breaking Dawn missing moment. EPOV. One-shot. Edward/Bella.

Renee has a conversation with Edward. Eclipse missing moment. One-shot. Edward/Bella. Renee POV.

Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue

Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.

Rosalie wanted to give Alice a present. So she asked permission, and Jasper wanted to watch. Alice? Well let's just say that she had one heck of a time on her eighteenth birthday. AH- Rose/Alice/Jasper. Co-write with the one and only voldemortperfumes!

I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.

Oh, Martha, Martha, now I know. Now I feel what you must have felt. Wendla's last moments, after her mother leaves her with the doctor. PLEASE R&R!

Why does Edward sparkle in the sun? Slight AU, all-human, I suppose. R&R please!

The comb is jealous of the hands. Pre-Twilight. Edward's comb's POV.

Lily Potter watches from above as her granddaughter is born.

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

This be a tale of bawdiness, action as well, cursing, swords, and happy ends. So ye be warned, read on only if you dare. Femmeslash, some het pairings, and maybe a three-way if the story continues. Set in medieval times. 3rd Person POV.

On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.

In response to Edward's rules and demands, Bella feels it's only fair she gets to influence his behaviour as well. This is a sequel to The Ultimate Survival Guide.

1996: Sirius's last words to Remus, found in a letter rolled up with his will. Written 2005, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

What if the Cullens wern't really vampires, but a cult? And guess who's their leader... A Twilight AU Dramedy.

Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.

Hours after Renesmee's birth, Edward reluctantly leaves Bella's side to "bond" with his baby daughter.

Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.

Edward and Bella stay inside with their daughter during a dreadful storm.

My entry to The Challenge Forum's January Challenge. A snowy day in January, the Cullen family, and perfect weather equals family time. Post-BD.

What did the Denali girls give Edward as an engagement present? Set during the wedding reception in Breaking Dawn.

Rather than sitting silently by Bella as she transforms, Edward pours out his heart. Listen to the hopes, fears, memories, insights, love and promises he shares with his wife during her change.

Bonding time for the baby and her daddy. Family fluff.

A missing scene from Twilight: Edward and Bella discuss books. Very minor spoilers for Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, but nothing crucial. Please R&R!

Edward and Bella's first time as a married couple from Edward's POV. My friends asked for it and I did it. Thank you, Stephenie Meyer, for the words. If you have not read Breaking Dawn do not read this!

Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot

Harry's listening at the door again, but this time, the source of his attention is his son.

While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.

Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.

Edward teaches his daughter how to play piano, then they play for Bella.

Lily gets an early-morning surprise on her birthday. LilyJames drabble.

Short fluff. Edward tries to convince Bella that marriage at eighteen isn't so bad. One-shot, Pre-Breaking Dawn.

Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R

The characters of Twilight are all in jail for the murder of their partener. Are they guilty? Find out in the FORKS JAIL TANGO! Cross over of Cell Block Tango if you didn't get it :P

Oneshot--Bella comes home and observes a special moment between Edward and Renesmee.

Deprived of fatherhood, Edward? Not for long. An Edward/Rensemee bonding fic

Jacob never gave the Cullens the whole story of when he told Charlie what they really were. He left out a few things. Like when Charlie thought he was gay.

Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.

With your life I don't want to take any chances... Please, Bella, don't do this." Carlisle has a talk with Bella about giving up her child to save herself. Angsty, but also slightly...not quite 'fluffy' but...comforting.

BD Spoilers: Edward/Nessie. Edward spends some time with his new daughter as they wait for Bella to wake up from her transformation.

Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.

Because really, denial is pretty hungry work.

In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.

SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.

American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.

BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.

Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.

Lily decides she going to make her daddy "all better." Harry and Lily in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.

Petunia Dursley should have known Harry would return after the war had been fought. She should have known he would be back, and would have things to say.

..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::

On the day of his first son's birth, Harry finds an old letter from Sirius to James. One-shot. R&R!

Twilight version of "Hakuna Matata"

Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.

Phillip/Aurora oneshot. After they are married, Phillip has a habit of watching Aurora sleep. She always promised that as long as he was near, she would always wake up again. Warning: Pure fluff.

"Hiking up the yards of white lace and satin to my knees as though I was about to wade into a lake, I stepped cautiously into the bedroom and looked around, expecting to find either my beloved or Alice holding his severed head in her hands."

He found their house, their bodies...and this is his final goodbye. Sirius-centric one-shot.

A conversation set after Eclipse.

Lovers, friends and siblings meet after the fall of Voldemort. One-shot. Please, R&R!

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....

Harry wrote to his estranged family whenever he had a child...Here's nine moments in time...One-shot.

It's 31st October, 1991. Lily and James have died exactly ten years ago and all the people who have known them - and some who haven't - remember them. Just a short one-shot. Please, R&R.

12 year old Teddy attends the annual memorial night, unsure how to feel. One-shot.

Narcissa contemplates love, expectations, and cold. One shot.

The Twilight game. Enthusiasm is not shared by all however. R&R

Ted, Remus, Sirius, Tonks, Lily, James, Fred, and Marlene discuss Teddy's love life. Total crack, and implied Teddy/Victoire.

Bella reads Edward's palm.

Summary: Forks Police Department is sponsoring a Blood Drive. Bella Swan resolutely believes that if the Police Chief's daughter makes an appearance, it will help a good cause, but can she handle it? Oneshot. Fluff. BellaxEdward

Summary: Christmas fluff! The only Christmas passed in New Moon, but that's not conduicive to fluff. Edward and Bella play in the snow, but Bella gets cold. Can Edward find a way to warm her up? I'd bet so! Pure ExB Fluff! Oneshot.

Do you remember that picture of the Order that Moody shows to Harry in OotP? Well, this is my view on what was happening when the picture was taken and what happens after Moody gives the picture to Sirius. One shot, please read and review!

Well, it's simply what the title says: twenty random things Albus Severus Potter has never told anyone. R&R!

Bella’s sick, luckily there’s always someone there to take care of her. EdwardBella. Please read and review!

A little romance with your breakfast never hurts, especially when breakfast doesn't hunt back. Or does it? Edward and Bella post Eclipse ficlet.

What if they weren't called Death Eaters? Voldemort and a select group of his followers try to think of a name to call their despicable gang. Complete.

They had not finished a game of chess in four years because they happened to be friends with the Boy Who Lived.

The Marauders get to know that Andromeda Tonks has had a baby... short and drabble. One shot. REVIEW!

What really happened nineteen years later.

Part of my Again series. When Harry dies, for real, he's expecting Dumbledore to greet him again. Instead, he gets his heart's desire. oneshot.

Fred and George Weasley had never thought that being hauled to Filch's office would be a good thing. How wrong they were. Oneshot about how the twins found the Marauder's Map. 2nd in The Map Series.

James Potter knew he was dead. He knew his wife would be dead soon, too. And when Lily did join him, they could only hope their son would be safe and wonder what came next. Connected to In The Forest Again and At The Castle Again. Oneshot.

Sirius didn't realise he was dead. It didn't matter, did it, the place he'd left behind. Because he was here, the place he loved, with people he'd missed every single day since they left him. Oneshot. Part of my Again series.

James has a strange dream and tells his wife about it on the very last morning of their life. Please, REVIEW!

He was scared, he was upset, he was dead. But Remus Lupin saw their faces, and somehow it didn't seem so bad after all. Oneshot. First in my Again series.

The moment Lily and James found out Voldemort was after their son. Oneshot.

Harry and Ginny are getting married. Mrs. Weasley is harassed and stressed. No one seems to know what Ron's speech will be. Best of all, everyone needs to work under a horrible sun to get the place ready. …Yeah, life is great. [hg, rhr, oneshot, dh splrs]

Sirius's thoughts as he sits alone in his cell. [I'm sorry Prongs] oneshot.

HG. Teddy turns a year old, and Harry worries that there aren’t enough nibbles.

DH spoilers. Teddy knew he shouldn't be using the map this way...talking to it just so he could see a line of words...but the words were his father's, and he couldn't help it. oneshot.

Heart to heart with Harry and Teddy Lupin, and Harry showing Teddy memories of his parents. Oneshot.

Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.

After Sirius got out of Hogwarts, the first thing he did was visit Lily and James's graves. Even if they couldn't talk back to him, he knew they heard him. Oneshot.

After a rough night Sirius is surprised to hear some unexpected but welcome sounds coming from his old friend Moony's bedroom. Has Remus finally professed his desire for Tonks? Please Read and Review!

Hermione finally sees Harry. oneshot, not hhr

There are seven highlights of Minerva McGonagall's career. [oneshot]

An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.

Remus and Sirius share a good book at the foot of an overstuffed armchair.

After Harry kisses Ginny in HBP

Oneshot. My take on how Ron, Fred, and George decided to fly over to Privet drive and rescue Harry. Set during COS.

“By yonder blessed moon I vow, that tips with silver all these tree tops.” Romeo and Juliet 2.2.107108

A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.

Remus was used to loss. [oneshot, remus' thoughts on sirius. not sbrl]

Andromeda, on Sirius before and after Azkaban. Because people change over time. Oneshot.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

A young Nymphadora learns a new word. Her mother is unusually disturbed by it.

The train ride before seventh year, they knew their group would never be the same.

AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.

Harry has to deliver horrible news to Hermione while she’s in the library. AU

It had never bothered her before.

Bellatrix never thought her sister would actually do it.

Narcissa wants to be like her sister.

A five year old Nymphadora Tonks meets her Aunt in Diagon Alley.

Aside from blood, he didn't believe there was anything left in the world that was truly pure, but Lucius lifted his glass anyway. After the betrothal dinner, his tete a tete with Narcissa turns a marital arrangement into something more satisfying.

Sirius and Andromeda try to remember the good times.

And so this morning, he will serve only her. Lucius returns to his wife. Lucius and Narcissa. One shot.

Lucius leaves on a mission and Narcissa waits for his return. 1980. Narcissa.Lucius, Draco. COMPLETED

A letter from Padfoot to Prongs. If I say any more I'll give too much away. One Shot. Not slash.

[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.

One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ

The thoughts of one Harry James Potter, age five, as he sits in his cupboard under the stairs. An extremely short drabble.

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE

Marauders’ Xmas. A sad memory.

You - you and him! I didn't tell anyone! I've been covering up for you!" Which of Remus Lupin's secrets has Hermione really been covering for all year? implied slash

Somewhere in the middle of twelve long years, Remus Lupin reflects on the double-edged nature of memory.

Short, sweet and because nobody gave me any homework. Please remove shoes and any items of jewelley that might tear the excessive fluff. You have been cordially warned. Please comment, I don't mind if you burn the fluff with flames.

A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.

You know those explaining-the-issues books for children who are going through a difficult experience? Wizard children have those too! PLEASE r&r, I'll r&r one of yours if you do!

Harry learns about a Weasley family tradition

He came home with roses, never expecting rain, never suspecting the truth. "There's something you need to know. I was going to tell you, but... James, there's another man in my life."

Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?