Nan Ma...

...Is a pun and a joke. When copying down poems in calligraphy for Chinese school, 'nanbuma' was miswritten, leaving out bu and making it vaguely understandable nonsense. The characters were nicely written, however, so the paper was cut apart to display the characters separately. The name stuck because if you yell it it sounds like "male mango" which is absolutely hilarious.

We don't like to say who wrote a particular thing. If a work is not credited to a particular person on this account, either she does not mind, does not believe it shows her proper work, or is too embarrassed to have written anything too trashy or too explicit. The internet is anonymous as is, but still, some of us tend to be more comfortable not being directly associated with any racier works. The strange thing is that anonymity lets us stretch what we are dare do. We do hope you understand, and we are sorry for any confusion it might have caused.

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Kathy, Lin, Miss Guo (previously Adeline), Tetsushisai (Tet, Tess, w/e) --please update this list with your name if you want to post anything on this account.--

Kathy:

Lin:

Came to America with parents. Parents are writers and political scholars so had to escape mainland.

In high school but I want to study engineering

Not radical or revolutionary but Chinese society needs to change and change fast, and not just urban areas- why is progress not reaching outside cities?

Want to "fry" the "river crab" back in China.

Was born a girl but I don't know what gender to identify with. I might be a boy too.

I can read and write English well but my spoken English is lacking.

Miss Guo: Call me GuoGuo or Miss Guo or something. I never initiate anything but pop in and randomly add stuff.

Tetsushisai: I have a lot of nickanmes. My family moves to the US when I was in 8th grade. I'm sorry because I don't speak English that well. I am a same age as Kathy and Lin. I go to a different school. I'm a gay Chinese boy but my family is Chines and Conservative. Thus Im never going to tell anyone in RL. I like Dynasty Warriors characters. I like other fighting games more, but Dynasty Warriors characters are my favorite characters so that is why.

Shifting around people. Someone writing more and might want to link on, more people coming who just want to post maybe a story, chapter here or there.

If PMing this account, please either address it to "all writers" or a specific person.

We are sorry it's so confusing. Sometimes one of us writes the majority of a chapter/story, sometimes it's more spread out.

Give the Dynasty Warriors love, the man-man and woman-woman pairings are featured.

These are generally the pairings shown. May or may not be "fancanon" in different stories. Ones with asterisks will ALWAYS be.

Primary

Wu

Gan NingxLing Tong*

Sun CexZhou Yu*

Sun QuanxZhou Tai*

Lu MengxLu Xun*

Sun Shang Xiang x Lady Bu*

Da QiaoxSun Shang Xiang

Wei

Cao CaoxXiahou Dun*

One-sided Cao PixXiahou Dun*

Sima YixZhang He

Zhang HexZhang He (seriously)

Zhang LiaoxXiahou Dun

Zhang LiaoxCao Cao

Xu HuangxZhang Liao

Guo NuwangxCao Pi*

Guo NuwangxLady Bian *

Shu

Liu BeixZhuge Liang

Liu BeixZhao Yun

Liu BeixGuan YuxZhang Fei

Zhuge LiangxZhao Yun

Ma ChaoxZhao Yun