Alright! I've been updating my story for a while now, and I have to say, big success! I mean, come on! How many hits and reviews for a crack-shot idea? Plenty, I'll tell ya that! Anyways, my name is censor S. censor! I live in censor, in the state of censor! I am a guy, age censor! Yeah, let's see those crazy internet stalkers track me down now! All they know is that I'm a guy with the middle intial S.! And that fits all the guys in my family!
Anyways, most of you have probably read my story, Uzumaki's Choice. Great story, it rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box! Lol, sorry, had to put the wierd Al quote in there. If you haven't, I'd suggest reading it, as it was the first story posted on here, and it was a great success.
Alright, down to the last little bit of this really small profile. I have a few story ideas in my head, and I want your guys opinion on them. If you want to use some of them, just let me know, and I'll give you my a-okay!

2 ideas, tittles within: The idea behind these two are a Naruto cross-over with Hoodwinked. I'm thinking either A) (Naruwinked) Have and age 7 Naruto get transported to the woods and go through the movie with him in it (all with Red's story), or B) (Happily Ever After Makers) have the happily ever after agency send Red, Grandma Pucket, the Wolf, and Twitchy to give Naruto his happily ever after, which turns out to be taking him out of Konoha and having him help them with their new jobs. Both would be a Naruto X Red pairing. Maybe I'll do both... I dunno. I figured that with how well the El Tigre story went, this would be another great crack-pot turned real story. Added 6/21, Edited 7/17

Kitsunes Vs Penguins: A Naruto cross-over with the Penguins of Maddagascar. For this one, I'm thinking about having Naruto being transported to New York with either Hinata or Tenten (I can make either work) while simaltaniously (SP?) being turned into kitsunes (foxes for those who have no chance at understanding Japanese) on the way. They are brought to the zoo where the Special Penguin Forces (the four penguins) inhabit, under the new multi-tailed fox exhibit! From there, various callenges will ensue in order to prove who has the better military training!? Pairing would be Naruto X Hinata, Naruto X Tenten, or Naruto X Both Hinata and Tenten, with various side parings! Overall, it has potential. Added 6/21, Edited 9/27

iNaruto: A Naruto cross-over with iCarly. Starts with the cliched Vally of the End (VotE) begining, leading Naruto to wind up in Washington. He'll end up befriending Sam Carly and Freddy, as well as Spencer. Most likely a few webcast, using his skills as a ninja to help out. Probably end up as a Naruto X Sam, maybe remake a few episodes. Thats all I got for this idea, kinda less thought out than the other 2/3. Added 7/17, Winner of poll, will be next story up- 9/27

Narushocked: A Naruto Bioshock cross-over. Idea came to me as my brother was trashing the game for the... I wanna say 12th time. Plot is that after the battle on the bridge, Naruto gets blown off and swept out to sea, vanishing. He returns right before the Chunin Exams, with plasmids, and a little sister (Her name not yet picked). Having lived through the events of the game (with Jack going evil), Naruto has changed, with the effects altering the plot. Paring would be tricky, seeing as the events in Rapture would scar his personality, but I'm thinking about working it into a Naruto X FemHaku. Added 9/27

Hellfire Kitsune: Alright, this idea just won't leave my mind. It's a Naruto cross-over with Static Shock. Basically, start with a classic VotE opening, with him popping out in Dakota city. He'll wander around a bit, before running into the chick who will later become Permafrost (Can't remember her real name at this point). They talk about they're problems, and end up at the site of the Big Bang. At this point, Naruto gains his powers, which is basically flames and the ability to shift into a kitsune. Then time-skip to the episode were Permafrost meets Static, but throw in Naruto. At this point, after that episode, Naruto helps out Static. Paring would be Naruto X Permafrost. Added 9/27

Now then, since I've got my story ideas out of the way, time to issue my challenges!

First on the list, the cross-over challenge. As you can see by my profile, I like Naruto cross-overs. As such, I am issuing a challenge to all who read this! It is, to make a Naruto cross-over that either hasn't been done before, or isn't done that often! Requirements: Naruto must be the main character, other characters may be involved, but Naruto is a must! Plot wise, I don't care, just so long as you make it decent and some-what belivable! I don't care if he goes and becomes a pokemon master or lord ruler over all of hell, just make it realistic! Make it origanal! Don't go and copy someone else's ideas, that's boring! If you're adopting someone else's work, that's different, just don't copy! Parings are optional, but no yaoi or yuri, there is to much of that junk! (No offense to those who like it, but I don't, and the majority of it is junk anyways!) However, if you do decide to use a pairing, again, make it realistic! Don't make them fall in love in one day! And don't pair up people who'd never fall in love in the first place together, unless you can make it damn real convincing! Example, Orochimaru and Hinata. Never in the Nine levels of Hell is it going to happen, unless you take some blackmail, some brainwashing, some major arm-twisting, and a whole hell lot of explaining, and even then it's likely to fail! So avoid that. Other than that, you've got free reign.

My second, and currently final challenge, is for, once again, Naruto. What I want is a Naruto that's a true ninja. One that hides in the shadows, uses all sorts of trickery to win, and will stoop down to almost any level to get what he wants done done (he still has some morals). How he gains this mindset is up to you, but I want him to have it. Plot: I don't care. Pairings: Anything realistic. Notes: His team should have Shino, since the bug-boy has the mind-set closet to this in the anime anyways, and possibly Shikamaru since his tactical mind would work well with this. Sensei would most likely be either Tanzo since he was an ANBU unit and they are used to those kinds of manovers, or an OC of your choice. Overall, I just want Naruto styled after a true Ninja.

And thats all I've got. 'Till next time, Weasel Master signing out!
-09/27/09