Hey peoples!! Here is some information about me!!

Name: Ms. Dont-Feel-Like-Being-Stalked

Age: 15

Favorite Story Book Charater: Percy Jackson!!

Favorite Animal: Hippocampi; Pegasi (IM NOT OBSESSED THANK YOU!!)

Favorite color: Anything Neon!! I hate pink though!! (If you read my story, you will see!! I'm Brooke!!)

I'm really random! Do you need proof?

10 Things to do to Your Hotel Room that Will drive the Maid Crazy!!

1. Write "Hairball!" on the comforter in marker. If someone asks you about it say "Why don't you people ever leave me alone!!"

2. Put the heater up as high as it goes on a hot summer day. (I reccomend you do this right before you leave!)

3. Record your voice on a voice recorder. Set it under the pillow. Record yourself selling "They're Coming For You!!" when the maid comes in.

4. Put a plastic spider on the ceiling fan. Wait for them to start it (remember the heater?) then watch them scream. Make sure to wait in the hallway to see them run out screaming. (This will only work on some maids)

5. Smear all the soap on the bathroom counter. Write your name with your finger in it.

6. Eat all the food in the mini fridge. Leave all your trash in the fridge. When they ask you to pay for it say "I didn't do it!! It was the fish!!"

7. Rip out some of your hair and put in the sink. They'll have to pick it up!!

8. Go to the continental breakfast and get all you can grab. Make numerous trips if you have to! Dump it in the middle of your room and leave a note on it that says "Merry Christmas!"

9. Ask someone at the desk for their business card. Take it to your room and set it on the night stand and put a note next to it that says "Call me!"

10. Flip over all the furniture! Even the beds!

Thank you for reading! Just so you know, I made all these up and I am not responsible for any trouble you get in with the police if you actually do any of these things.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

Tomboys rule!(if you don't know 'tomboy" is a girl who acts like a boy)

If you think that skateboarding is hackin awesome copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile (My mom keeps beggin me to read Little Women but I hate it! Its boring!)

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

When life gives you lemons, make apple jucie and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

Take the flames from other peeps and make spicy nachos!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this onto your profile (I'm allergic to mosquito bites!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile (I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed!)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile (I'm on break! Sue me! I don't know if I spelled that right. SEE!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (Add puch in the FACE to that too please! I swear, I'm not as violent as I let on. I just don't think things through.)

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination (I got a text from someone like this. Then I sent it to zeusgirl39 and started the one in the profiles)

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much weirdo?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your a jerk isn't it?"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

"Dreams like a podcast.

Downloading truth into my ears.

They tell me cool stuff."

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, seaweedbrain537

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, seaweedbrain537

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

AVirgoGirl/Anoushka

xcheergirlx3/h... (i don't like my real name, so i'm going 2 refer 2 it as 'h', as 'h' is a cool letter)

Mrs.DiAngelo/Carrie

zeusgirl39/my real name sucks so i will use bree

seaweedbrain537/ 1. You might think I'm a boy 2. I don't feel like being stalked thank you very much! Percy

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Dang scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over (I didn't write this but I totally agree with it! :)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' (Hehehe)

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive (My room really is a pig's sty!)

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone (This is so true!)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within (Deep)

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? (I never want to see baby oil again!)

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?.. (My dad actually said that the last time we had eggs!)

And there you see the distiction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him (This one I don't get, but it sounds like it involves hitting people!)

-dude, we lived! we're livers!
-dude, you just totally called us livers!

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.-Slytherin (hehehe)

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile (You know who you are! cough cough, zeusgirl39, cough cough)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile (Speak to me!)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile (As I said before, I'm kind of stupid)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. He needs to just freakin' change her already!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Believe it or not, both have lost!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (I think I've put this one on here twice now!)

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile (I get decent grades but I'm not very smart!)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Yo dudes! I know your probably getting sick of all these copy and paste thingys because I am. I am going to start just writing from now on. I'm sorry, but I refuse to tell you my real name. WEE! I think I'm going to tell you a little bit more about me now.

Percy: Good, cause I'm a character in your story.

Me: Man dude, I expected Annabeth to be watchin me under her cap, but you?!

Annabeth: Well, you were right about one thing.

Rachel: Hey!

Annabeth: Care to leave, Snobbyface?!

Rachel: Oh, it's gonna be like that?!

Me: Yo! This is my profile! Get out!

Percy: G Man!

Grover: Hey man!

Me: Yeah, yeah. You guys are home dawgs!

Rachel: You can continue anytime.

Percy: You're pretty, um... Ms. Dont-Feel-Like-Being-Stalked.

Annabeth: (slap)

Me: I have a name. Just use my one from my story.

Percy: Okay,(reads story)... Brooke.

Annabeth: Can we just talk for a minute? (Walks away with Percy) (slap,slap,slap,slap,slap)

Percy: I've been reduced to a human punching bag.

Me: Yeah, that's nice. Anyway, my favorite food is...

Grover: So, how's life?

Me: French Fries.

Rachel: Good as it gets.

Me: I love to...

Percy: It'd be better if I wasn't getting slapped all the time!

Me: Swim.

Nico: Sup?

Percy: Hey, how you doin?

Me: I really love my cargo pants. They're x-tremely...

Nico: Pretty good. Dad's not happy though.

Me: Comfortable.

Rachel: I know how that feels.

Percy: I'm sorry. Do you need a hug? (hugs Rachel)

Annabeth: (slap)

Percy: What? Okay fine. (hugs Annabeth)

Rachel: (slap)

Percy: I just can't win for losing.

Me: I am also a total sucker for anything with...

Nico: That's because you stink with girls dude.

Me: skulls.

Percy: You know from what I hear, you're not doing so hot with the ladies either, old man.

Me: Okay, look. This is my profile. I can delete all of you guys if you don't stop it and let me talk. I'm usually not a controlling person, but I am trying to tell these people about me and they are not understanding a word of it. They've probably had to reread it like a million times because of you guys.

Everyone: You put us here!

Me: Yes... and no. I mean I kind of put you there, but now you have a mind of your own.