Katie Bell decides she has been reading far too many romance novels. But really, how does a girl banish those images of Oliver Wood from her mind? You know the ones...the swordbrandishing, swashbuckling, makeyoudroolalloveryourpotionsessay ones.

Oliver comes back to Hogwarts to scout for his new Quidditch team, Puddlemere United. What he doesn't realize is that a certain chaser could cause more than trouble for his carefully planned life. From getting stuck in a broom closet to flying in the rain

Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.

Full title: Seven Times Hermione Wanted to Snog Ron Senseless, and One Time She Did. Eight canon moments - plus some non-canon bits, but I've tried to make it realistic - third-person, R/H and some H/G in some of the later chapters. Enjoy! T just in case.

Ron and Hermione in the weeks after they return to the Burrow.DH spoilers...

With a little help from Angelina and Alicia and a lot of encouragement from the Weasley twins, Katie Bell attempts to win over Oliver's heart.

It didn't take Katie long to discover that life gets much more difficult when you're in love with your Quidditch captain. Will she be able to win Oliver's heart? And more importantly, can she keep it? Which is more important: Love or Quidditch? KBOW.