Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.

“When are your kids coming to Hogwarts, Draco?” “Pardon?” “Your kids? You know, yours and Hermione’s kids? When are they coming?” “WHAT?" Draco, head boy, has an interesting conversation with a first year about the head girl. Prequel to 'No Comment'. HGDM

“Are you blind, Granger? How much more obvious do I have to get? I watch you all the time, and I kissed you good morning!” “So what, Malfoy?” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY YOU, THAT’S WHAT!” Hermione and Draco dialogue, Christmas of their seventh year. One-shot.

Pansy's got the answer to the on-going war between Draco & Hermione, despite everyone else making nice. Sexual Tension! She's convinced she's right and she's going to prove it. A/U and OOC M for later chapters.

A late start to the morning, getting dressed in the dark, and a class room full of snakes and lions.... this can't end well