UNIVERSITY is keeping me busy at the moment.

Sarkura's Profile Page

Comedy by Sarkura

cast (in order of appearance)

Sarkura - Young lady author on Fanfiction(dot)net who spends too much time reading yaoi or playing computer games.

Sawada Tsunayoshi - A teenage boy (with a career problem because of a hitman baby) character from Katekyo Hitman! Reborn! which belongs to Amano Akira.

ACT I

Time: (10-11-14) somewhere which time does not exist.

Setting: Sarkura's messy bedroom which has a single bed and desk next to each other, a black laptop is placed ontop of the desk. Sarkura is currently sitting on the bed typing the script to her profile page in sheer boredom. An imaginary Tsunayoshi which can only be seen by Sarkura floats around her cramped room equally bored.

Sarkura: (muttering) Do I still have to write the disclaimer for Tsu-chan? Well I guess it wouldn't hurt. Fortunately for Tsunayoshi he doesn't belong to me.

Tsunayoshi: Hell would freeze over before you could possibly get the chance to own my ass.

Sarkura: Have I told you where I'm from?

Tsunayoshi: No... (he trails off confused)

Sarkura: Oh, fabulous! (smiling, in her hands is a green and black pellet gun closely resembling Reborn's own gun- he is also from Katekyo Hitman Reborn) It's a warm place. Want to visit? I can book you a one-way ticket to Hell.

(Tsunayoshi hides behind Sarkura's teddy bears on her bed, but obviously you can still see the boy. Sarkura rolls her eyes and puts the gun back from where she pulled it out.)

Sarkura: (directed at Tsunayoshi) Where'd your backbone go? Bah. (she turns to the profile readers figuratively) It's nice when I see that some readers want to read more of my stories, really I appreciate it. What should I write in my profile? I don't really know what to put here to be honest.

(Tsunayoshi continues to watch Sarkura like a hawk in case she turn into Reborn while Sarkura continues to write.)

ACT II

Time: (28-03-2015) still somewhere which time does not exist.

Setting: Sarkura's new and larger bedroom with a bed against one wall and all her desks with various electronics place on top is at the other side of the room. Sarkura is currently sitting on a chair in front of her new sparkly computer, typing another script to her profile page tired. Amazingly imaginary Tsunayoshi which can only be seen by Sarkura is nowhere in sight.

Sarkura: (muttering) University... at this rate will kill me.