During a horrific storm unlike anything Gamindustri has ever seen, Neptune has a freak accident that leads to her waking up in an old enemy's bed with no memory of how she got there. But hey! You'd think an adventure in a crazy new dimension would just be another day for good old Neptune... but as she'll soon learn, this strange new world is far from normal.

Sometimes... you just get unlucky. No questions asked, no @# ! given. Me? I never considered myself lucky or unlucky. But in this blasted place, you need to be a little lucky or you won't survive. Little did I know that Death would be heaven, compared to the alternative...

The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.