So..you have no life, loser? Obviously, because your here...on my profile. sad. sad.

My name is Amber. I am 14 years old. I am a girl. YAY! GIRL POWER, and I live in the south. Yeehaw, actually I never say that...Thats all I feel like sharing at this particular moment...

NEEEEW OBSESSION: SREDDIE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE iCarly...Sam and Freddie belong together ( just like miley & oliver)

I HATE HATE HATE LOLIVER!!!! Did you know...there are 48 more loliver fics than moliver fics?? HOW??

If you get scared easily don't read this, just copy it into your profile:

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

(ok I seriously almost got a heart attack when i read this... I couldn't breath... who ever made this up is really really really mean. I don't ant to scare anyone. I just put it up because it told me to)

I DONT WRITE FICS, I ONLY READ THEM!!!

MY FAVE FICS ARE:

1. iCarly

2. Hannah Montana

3. Gilmore Girls

4. Instant Star

I LOOOOVE SAVING JANE!! ROCK ON!

"Im here to start a one girl revolution!"

I LOOOVE RASCAL FLATTS!

"You get mad, you get strong. Wipe your hands shake it off. Then you stand..."

Well, thats the end...I really hope you didnt read this...that would mean you pretty much have no life.

I will leave you with this thought: How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

And... "Expose yourself to your deepest fear, after that, fear has no power." -Jim Morrison

-AMBER OUT.