My name is Lieutenant Muffins, even though I am not a real lieutenant in any army of any sort. If you have a problem with that; tough.

To be quite blunt, I like reading fics about sex. No, let me rephrase that: I like reading intelligent, well written stories about sex. That means more then two characters coming together in completely unrealistic situations simply to "bang each other." If you post a poorly written, unintelligent attempt at a sex fic, (such as the example above) and I happen to stumble upon it, you had better be prepared to receive some serious criticism.

But besides that, my reviews can be quite helpful to new writers, so long as they have the attitude of someone who's willing to improve. If not, then they had better be prepared to receive some harsh words.