If you find my choice of humor inappropriate in any way, shape or form, be thankful that you don't go to my school. The second graders use more profanity and sexual remarks than me. But anyway, comedy is about saying whatever you think is funny and other people will enjoy even if it offends people.

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April 11, 2010: It's my birthday! Tra-la-la!
Yeah, I'm that damn lazy. It's not that I haven't wanted to update, but but it would take too much effort and time out of my busy schedule of being a nerd. I'm thinking May, maybe May 4th so I can say 'May the Fourth be with you.', maybe not even into early June. But I will try.

January 31, 2010: Hello to anyone who cares. It's been two years, three computers, and about five documents later, but I finally, finally, got an update for Kingdom Hearts Chronicles. Unfortunately, it's a rewrite. I intend to keep the original up, but don't expect anything new.
Yes, I rewrote it. I had it rewritten, but it's been forever since I could update anything. Fanfiction apparently changed its entire look and settings and forgot to tell me what was going on. In the meantime I've written and finished KHC, only to have the entire document deleted. So, yes, bring it on. Let the rewrite begin.

Anime/Manga: Death Note, Elfen Lied, Dragon Ball (including Z/Kai), Fullmetal Alchemist, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yugioh (season 0 mainly), Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, early Pokemon Anime

Books: Discworld, Harry Potter, Secrets of my Hollywood Life series, Gallagher Girl series, Wicked series, Chronicles of Narnia, City of Ember, Lord of the Rings, Confessions of a Ugly Stepsister, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Coraline,

Cartoons: Codename: Kids Next Door, Fairy Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob, Invader Zim, Phineas and Ferb,

Comics: Watch AT4W. Pokemon X, Bob and George, Ansem Retort

Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Pokemon,

Movies: "The Greatest show on Earth", "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"/"Bogus Journey", "Miss Congeniality", "Pirates of the Carribean", "Princess Bride", "Spaceballs", "Back to the Future", "Karate Kid", "

Plays/Musicals: Wicked,

TV shows: Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Ned's Declassified SSG, Keenan and Kel, iCarly, H20: Just add water, Muppet Show/Muppets Tonight, Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonny With a Chance, Pushing Daisies, Quantum Leap, early Power Rangers

Web Originals: The Abridged series, Sailor nothing, That Guy With The Glasses, Angry Video Game Nerd, Atop the Fourth Wall, The Spoony Experiment.

How not to write a fanfiction
With examples from "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie

Toll-ing (is that even a word?): hy guis ow wluod yo feel if i typeed wtih me el bows?
...Just read "My Immortal", it's hard limiting it to one example.

Mary Sue/Gary Stu: To make clear what a Mary Sue is, it's an author's pet character created by bad writing who bends the universe of the story around him or her. It's just dull! The perfect character just irritates me beyond belief!
Ebony. Just...Ebony. (I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!)

Out of Character: It's okay if it's just a little, or someone reacts a different way than usual, but when you blow a character completely OOC you aren't really keeping the original character.
To name one, Harry Potter/Vampire. Vampire is in Slytherin, Draco's ex-boyfriend, he doesn't have a scar, wears makeup, doesn't care about killing Voldemort, a vampire, and 'goffik'. Do I even need to compare to Harry Potter in the books?

Plotholes: Self explanatory. Make your story make sense, guys.
Where to begin on that one?

Fourth Wall Breaking: Ok, I've done this too. But it does get annoying. Have a point, or just don't do it.
Not really in "My Immortal". But I think that everyone calling Ebony "Tara" qualifies.

Critical Research Failure: DO YOUR RESEARCH! I cannot emphasis this enough! You can slip something up every once in a while, but you need to do research!
Hogwarts having math, biology and "Hair of Magic Magical Creatures" classes.

No plot: YOU NEED TO HAVE A PLOT! Another one that needs more emphasis!
Okay, "My Immortal" had a plot. It just didn't make any sense.

I will keep updating this, so feel free to PM me and add what you think. Also, 'goffs', I'm sorry for trashing your ruler.

Current Stories:

Kingdom Heats Chronicles: Abandoned. I'll keep it up if you really need it.

KHC rewrite: Getting it all posted up for you. 5/4...?