Hi, everyone. My name is Kade Johnson, but i would rather be known to all of you as "my pen pal's name is Mr.Hussein" Yes, I am a male, no i'm not middle eastern, I'm turtle Cree Indian, Hispanic, and a medley of Europa white.. I like dog's, insanity, anarchy, being by myself, and writing. I am fifteen years old, and, so far, life is grand. As for experience with literature, I am no official writer, nor am i a critic. I have been writing since second grade, and i have, so far, enjoyed it. I have received awards from my many different school's for the short stories i have wrote in the fiction genre. I am sure there are many writers on here wiser, and more experienced in literature, than I. A bit more about myself:

My Favorite Movies:

1.A Clockwork Orange

2.The Pineapple Express

3.The Shining

4.The Departed

5.Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

(For those of you who didn't notice, yes i do love Stanley Kubrick)

My Favorite Video Games:

1.Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (XBox 360)

2.Stickarena: Go Balistick! (PC)

3.Halo 3 (XBox 360)

4.Bioshock (XBox 360)

5.Red Alert 2 (PC)

My Favorite Novels:

1.American Gods (I'm still reading it, actually)

2.Youth in Revolt

3.Hannibal

4.The Shining

5.A Wrinkle in Time

At the bottom of my list: The Twilight Saga (Yes, i read all of them, no i did not enjoy them.)

My Favorite Colors:

1.Neon Green

2.Purpla! :p

3.Pink

My Favorite Bands:

1.I Set My Friends on Fire

2.Bring me the Horizon

3.Death Cab for Cutie

4.The Devil Wears Prada

5.Led Zeppelin

:I don't think there is much more i could tell you about me. I do kick people's asses, I do not take shit, and I hope my writing is good enough for you to read. I'm not racist, I do not belong to any religious group (this means, for you slow one's, that i do not beleive in any of the religions, and therefore anything included in them), I'm not homo-sexual, I'm not bi-sexual. (This means I am straight. I do not have a vagina, nor do i have boobs, i do not dress in womans clothing.)

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Future Endeavors:

Category: The Legend of Zelda

I plan on writing a lengthy story for The Legend of Zelda. It will take place and time in the nintendo 64 series of Zelda, and the recent release: The twilight Princess. As for a short discription: It runs along the storyline of no Legend of Zelda game. Link, a fine swordsman in Clocktown, the center of Termania. As he grows, he becomes more experienced with life, and eventually becomes a skilled swordfighter, with a love interest in a certain feindesh red head. He makes friends with mysterious figures, who eventually dissapear, away from his side. The story also follows two other characters. Malon. and a character i created myself, who's name is to be revealed when the story begins. All three get into their own trouble, their own way's, and eventually twine themselves together after a series of events. Which way they twine themselves is the real question though.

This story is currently being written. The storyline is already created, up in my cranium of course, and i will release the chapters as soon as my three day safety measure is up. I have also planned a sequel to this story in my head.

Release Date: Released

I have unfinished business with a story i recently quit in my other account named balance. There are two chapters written already, and it received positive reviews before being piled under all the other zelda stories being released everyday, hence i plan on re-writing it, and releasing it. If you want to find out what it is about, I'm sure you can find it using the very handy search tab that fanfiction has granted us with.

Release Date: Releaesed

Meanwhile, I am starting to think up a story that is about the Gorons of "The ocarina of time" from the Nintendo 64. It is, so far, a shorter story, about the Goron society, though it does focus around one Goron especially. It is about sex and death in the Goron city, and will most likely not go over fifteen chapters. It will not be as serious as my past stories, and maybe there will even be a few laughs.

Release Date: Most likely Sometime between July and September. It really depends on how positively received my other stories will be.

Category: A mix of something or other

A have no idea what yet, but i would like to open up a ness story, with a cross of something else, most likely with another writer. It seems like ness mixed with other games or manga's/anime's would be a good idea, but doing it by myself would not. So forth, this is only an idea, somewhere at the back of my mind. I do not have friends on this website, yet alone anyone who my want to write a whole story with me.

Release Date: Completely undecided. It could range somewhere from June 20th, 2009 to December 12th, 2035 (Imagine if this site were to last that long)

Other ways to contact me.

Though my email is provided on this page, somewhere up, i will say a second time that i can be contacted at aim with the name "bigmanwithagunkj@hotmail.com" I also have an account in stickam, and if you would like to know it, then please private message me. Besides aim and stickam, i am also on myspace. It should be my homepage, but if for some reason that doesn't work, you can see my ugly mug here: www.myspace.com/zerooverunder.

I play stickarena: go balistick! quite frequently. My name is .,..arrow..,. , and i am usually in the flat world server if any. I'm rank seven. (easy enough to find?)

Soon i will have enough money to buy my XBox live account. I don't have it yet, and i don't want anyone taking the name I'm planning on using, so i will tell you where to find me and what my name is on XBox live when i apprehend the damned profits and then actual account.

Well, there aren't really any other way's to find me, so if you wanted to talk to me, you probably already have, though i must give you a fair warning that i frequently run into trouble in which case I cannot obtain any amount of time on any computer, so there may not be a way to contact me, seeing as though i won't tell you where I live, and i won't tell you my phone number (unless i know you to well), though i will tell you that I go to a remote location in Montana during the summers, where i find much more time to write.

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