MY name is Makila, I am 18 years of age and write many many books outside of fanfiction, you could say it is an elemental passtime for myself. Anywho, I am also a critic, I love substantial writing skills and Im very honest when I make reviews on other peoples stories.. Dont worry, Im not mean about it(Im lying probably, I once had someone email me saying I made them cry... I was like... seriously? Wow, your a wuss.), I suggest subtle changes, tweeks, and help beta on some occasions... I understand my account says Im new but I've been on fanfiction of 6 years and running. ;) Yes, naughty little me. Lol.. Anyhow, your wlecome to email me for anything, if you want an outlook on a story, if you need help with a plot, or if you just want to talk, Im all ears!!

Kitsune out~ :)

If you dont want to see me be a B*tch then dont read this, I got it from someone else because I quite agree with it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Then maybe you should have kept your mouth shut.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. Try Vegas.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. Go rent a movie, that's borderline incest. Gay incest.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. Sad, sorry for you, but Shit happens, though, people die all over the world.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. It's called wearing a disguise, HELLO!

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. If you're not adopted how are you living with them?

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I suggest you buy a 9 mm or take up kung fu when that happy day arrives.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. Okay I can sympathize, high school's a bitch.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. Go up there and scare her with your manliness or something... Dont be a wimp.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. Okay... What?

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. Frankly the court system is crap... They didnt need to know you lived with her anyway..

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. My opinion? Get some hot grits and melt this bitches face... Or I dont know... LEAVE?!

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I suggest you man up or go watch 'Enough'. If that bitch could do it, then so can you.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. Get over yourself.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. And what they said matters...why??

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. now that is some shit right there.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. If you didnt care what the hell society thought about you, you wouldnt have this problem now would you?...

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. Church is over rated anyway. Besides, you can watch that shit on TV.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Actually what the world needs most is a better economy, less pollution, and animal hunting laws but hey... whatever you think is important..

Favorite Quotes:

1. "If at first you dont succeed... Then you suck at life."

2. "Life is not like a damn staircase or a bookshelf or any of dumbass thing you can think of.. Its LIFE." ~ME

3. "A raven is not like a writing desk so stop coming up with dumb shiz on the internet about it.." ~Me

4. "Never take life seriously... No one gets out alive anyway."

5. "There are no stupid questions... Just stupid people."

6. "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion... Its just that yours is stupid."

7. "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain"

8. "The road to success is always under construction."

9. "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I'll gladly do it for you."

10. "I never forget a face, but in your case I can make an acception."

11. "Love is nothing but a slow way to die." ~ dmnq8 Fanfiction aurthor

Survey thing:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
"Kill anyone today Grubbs? Blind them maybe?"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
American Flag oddly enough..

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ghost whisperer I think?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10 pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Ahaa! I was damn close, its 10:44...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A lot of clicking and shifting... its annoying me actually.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Today, helping some girl that was having multiple seizures on the floor..

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Something about WW2 I think... Or maybe something about the Rights of Civil Government

9. What are you wearing?
Black and Grey shirt with jeans, socks with polka dots and shoes?

10. Did you dream last night?
Probably

11. When did you last laugh?
Two days ago.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Flags... Theyre... Everywhere damnit.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Refer to question 7

14. What do you think of this quiz?
interesting

15. What is the last film you saw?
Uhm... in cinema, Salt

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Im not that lucky so I dont even think about it.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about you.
Considering you know very little about me?... Well.. I generally hate people... Theyre irritating until proven otherwise.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Fix the ozone layer

19. Do you like to dance?
tough one.. Do I like to? Yes.. Will I do it? No, probably not.

20. George Bush:
Is a sorry excuse for a political leader and those who voted for him should be ashamed..

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
That kinda sucks, I dont want a girl, theyre complicated... But I would call her Darlene.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jeremy

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course... America is irritating me.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Uhm... "Welcome"?... "Well done"?... "Happy Easter"?... "I swear this isnt a joke"? I dont know.

Things I can/will not write about:

1. SasuSaku

2. NaruSaku

3.SakuAnybody frankly, Im a proud Sakura hater, she gets on my damn nerves.

4. ItaSasu ... Really?... No... just... no

5. Harry Potter anything

6. LOTR anything

7. M-Preg... its just odd for me to write, I'll read it but I cant write it.

8. Yuri anything... Im a girl... Im not against it but I just cant do it, creeps me out.

9. Anything with Naruto as some wimpy idiot who cant do anything right and whines and cries all the time.. I will gladly make him a uke, and I like him that way but I will NOT make him some whiney little idiot, its against my policies as a Naruto lover.

10. Crossovers... Nope, just dont ask me to, Im not doing it.

11. Rape scenes... T_T Dont make me punch you.. i will if you ask... seriously.. I will digitally punch you in your face... Get me on somewhere other than Fanfiction and I'll do it but not up here xD Yeah im horrible.

12. Itachi as a uke... Fuck... that.

13. Iruka as a seme... nope.. Does he look like one to you?.. Didnt think so.