ABOUT ME

I'm...
Playful
Flirty
Sweet
A tease

I like...
Reading/Writing
Art
Dancing/Singing
Doodling

I dislike...
Rude people
Being bored
Most spiders

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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QUOTES!!!

I am not normal because I am not like the people who are normal but I am normal because the people who are normal are not normal because they are normal. Did you get that?

Star Wars is like duct tape, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together!

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

I like work, it amuses me, I spend hours staring at it.

Shut-up! How was I suppose to know you couldn't put pancake mix and syrup into a hardrive and not have waffles come out?

All I need to do is figure out is what I need to do but, after that, no problem!

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them...

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites"

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on E-Bay

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

Dying is just nature's way of saying: "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"

Clean laundry helps the confidence level, which helps the self-image, which helps you... umm... win games, which makes you rich, which leads to greed, which leads to more money! Which causes immense spending, which then triggers high anxiety, which causes a heart attack at the age of 31 and puts you in a coma for 10 years while you lose all your money and start at the beginning again!

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

You don't need to outrun the bear. You need to outrun the other guy who's being chased by the bear

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs

When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Guys are like lava lamps, they're fun to look at, just not so bright.

There are some things in life that money can't buy, for everythng else, there's theft and murder

Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.

"The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Instant gratification takes too long.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies.

I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Finals equals academic suicide

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I hear voices... They said they don't like you.

The walls told me not to talk to you.

You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!

Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?

Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.

If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.

Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.

I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back, before I return, please tell me to wait.

Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.

That'll happen when God kisses Satan and everyone claps

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys then so much.

Those who care don't matter and those who matter won't care.

If you love something, set it free; if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.

Behind every nothing is a little something.

…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run.

I'm FINE: Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional.

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

Prepared for the worst. Hoping for the best

Never knock on Death's door, Ring the bell and run instead

The lack of evidence does not signify the evidence's lack. Just because we did not confirm with our own two eyes does not mean something does not exist.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough.

Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

While evil and cruel, the Devil took care of his own.