Name: Danielle

Age: None of your freaking business (So DO NOT ask…please. See I said please.)

Occupation: Student (eternally)

CoO: Canada (aka The Great White North aaka The Place The Polite People Come From)

Fun Fact #1: I am Métis which is part Native (Ojibwa) and part other thing (French).

Point of Fact: I don’t ritually sacrifice things but I do Métis dance (my mom made me take lessons)

Favorite Food: Teriyaki Chicken, Caesar Salad, and Turkey Bacon Club Sandwiches (Only from Timmies)

Favorite Holiday: Still Halloween but I have gotten far more creative over the years. Nothing says fun like scaring the life outta your teachers and co-workers.

What R This?: I don’t self identify as anything, I don’t like stereotypes, but if I had to choose I would be Freaking Awesome.

Likes: Trees, Stars, Music, Reading, Baking copious amounts of sweets, drawing, CATS!, actually I like a lot of stuff.

Dislikes: People who don’t listen, people who feel that their thoughts and desires are a hundred times more important than other people’s thoughts or desires, needles, alarm clocks, the words twerking and awesome sauce.

Fun Fact #2: I am an avid collector of weaponry. I have 4 swords, a dagger, and a hunting knife. Looking into getting a long bow.

QUOTES (I also love quotes):

“If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.”

Nelson Mandela

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

Dr. Seuss

“In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all”

Mahatma Gandhi

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudice.

William James

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

Walter Kerr

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.

Abraham Lincoln

Never explain-your friends don’t need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Elbert Hubbard

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

Dan Stanford

Or another way to see it.

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Oscar Wilde

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Johann Wolfgang von Goete

One of the greatest diseases is being nobody to anybody.

Mother Teresa

Fun Fact #3: I drink ungodly amounts of diet coke and as a result I have so much aspartame in my system that I will probably develop super powers at some point in my life.

Finally…a joke.

It’s a good think Professor Xavier’s last name didn’t start with a C.