BipolarPyrohide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck. Hi people I'm BipolarPyro! I'm a huge weirdo so please dont judge the oddness of this author. I greatly enjoy writing and stuff of that similar nature. I'm a huge fan of the webcomic Homestuck and the pairings it would not be uncommon to see would be DaveJohn/Pepsicola/JohnDave, along with NepKat/KarNep/Karpeta, and SolAra/AradiaSol/HoneyMaid. Those just happen to be my Homestuck OTP(s). But I don't think Homestuck will be the only thing here. Maybe some Fruits Basket, and definitely some GoldxSilver from Pokemon. Maybe some other Pokemon shippings but not likely. If you hadn't realized I'm really flipping bad at this okay? No judging we are all here for fanfictions. BP |
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Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
How to Court a Self-Proclaimed Heterosexual in Just 30 Days by Kariza Elquen reviews
Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Dave S., John E.
Until We Say Goodnight by pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,364 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
The Blue-Eyed Jail Punk by Karhien reviews
John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,415 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] [Jake E., Dirk S.]
Unaware Connections by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,337 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
A JohnDave Life For Meeee by Dianna-Fire reviews
John and Dave meet on their way to the first day of school. ...And Dave is VERY flirtatious.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H.
Denial by gravitysabully reviews
[Humanstuck. DavexJohn.] Your name is John Egbert and you have a little, teensey-weensey gay crush on Dave. A very small one. But Dave is oblivious while that little crush begins to grow. You might just be a full-blown homosexual. All for your best friend that doesn't notice. [#TW: guyxguy]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Everything Will Be Just Fine by HomestuckAddict88 reviews
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and boy do you have a lot to deal with. Everything was fine and dandy until your dad gets in a car crash, You begin failing classes, begin getting depressed, you cut yourself, attempt suicide, and fucking worst of all begin forming a crush for your best friend DAVE STRIDER. (It starts off all nice and happy at first okay?) AU! I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Fireworks by Thecattygrl reviews
John was just a simple school boy. Dave was a freak with a dark past. They spend the week Strider Circus was in town together and learn about love, judgement, family and magic. A PepsiCola (DaveJohn) fanfiction for Homestuck. Be warned, there are sideships. There might be angst, so move with caution.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [John E., Dave S.]
Better the Devil you Know by Casamyriln reviews
Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Carry Me Home by ThatMysteriousWriter reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you are living with your abusive older brother. You can't help but feel that life is not worth living anymore if there is no more hope for you. High school is hell enough, your home life is worse. Until a new bucktoothed kid waltzes into your life. Humanstuck (applies only to the trolls pretty much) May have triggers later on.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Dave S., John E.
Nice to Meet You by Winged Illusion reviews
AU where John has lived in Washington all his life with his close friends Rose and Jade, and Dave moves to their town senior year. It will center around John and Dave meeting and becoming friends, and possibly more? Rated T to be on the safe side because Dave and Dirk have terrible language. Might change to M if I introduce suggestive themes later in the plot. We'll see. :]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Dave S., John E.]
Grief by ThatHomestuckFangirl reviews
Dave is having trouble coping with John's death, especially since he never admitted his true feelings for him. He is going through the Five Stages of Grief; Denial, Anger, Bargaining. Depression, and finally, Acceptance. Nothing can be done until he comes to terms with it. Pepsicola. No Sburb AU. Sadstuck and possible Self-Harm, so be aware.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Five Stages of Falling in Love by MustardPanda reviews
Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Just a Stupid Crush by IShipEverything814 reviews
John has had a crush on Dave for as long as he can remember. He never acknowledged the feelings, and always passed it off as something stupid that would pass. It's not like he had a chance with Dave anyway. However, John, now in college with said coolkid, is finding that the "stupid crush" is getting harder and harder to ignore as time goes on. JohnDave. Rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - John E., Dave S.
PepsiCola by Velocity Point reviews
John invites dave over to play deadpool. But Dave has other intentions like spilling his guts.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Sinner by Yukinachan72 reviews
Dave belongs with a group of bullies and watches as his friend's torture John a dorky kid with no friends. John and Dave are both suffering from depression and loneliness, Dave abandons the group of bullies and become close friends with John When Dave admit's that he is in love years later John happily accepts, but he has no idea he became a homosexual. What even is homosexuality?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Insert creative Title for JohnDave here by Theriseofdax reviews
This is a little something I am working on. That rating may change depending on the future content. Ship:Johndave,Davejohn, PepsiCola, Hammertime, and all the other ship names for these two dorks. What is this Fic about? I don't know. Just roll with it. Or you know-maybe read it and find out. I love you all! Thanks for the love and support on my other story Cutting For Love Phosey
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John E., Dave S.
i like my sugar with two teaspoons of coffee! by sensanity reviews
in which Dave tries to take his anger out on furniture and occasionally really hot beverages, John tries to compete with Kanaya for the Meddler of the Year Award, and Kanaya Scoffs Quietly While Simultaneously Rectifying The Situation Without So Much As A Single Drop Of Sodium Based Bodily Temperature Reducing Fluid Secreted.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Cutting For Love by Theriseofdax reviews
This is now finished. There will be more John/Dave fanfictions by me. This is M for mature content such as, language, butt sex, hand jobs, and so on. I hope you enjoy this! I love you guys SO much! ( Lord Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck! I do not. I'm not that cool. Yo.) JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, and all of the other ship names for John and Dave. -Phosey (Faw-sie)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
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You Say Beautiful Things
Honestly this is just John and Dave being dorks. Rated T for language Oneshot, minor hints of davejohn in the beginning.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Sleep reviews
Dave can't sleep and so he starts pestering John, and some stuff goes down. DaveJohn, JohnDave, Pepsicola whatever the ship is called. Sorry for the terrible summary This is my first one so please no hate. Rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete