Ossu! Zerosu Metallium here. Some of you know me already. If this is the case, skip the next few paragraphs. I want this to be love at first sight. Heh...heh...heh.

Eh heh...Zerosu is my alter ego...I'm just an average 8th grade genius. So sue me. I love the Slayers, and the Zerosu quote above is based on the first few lines of the novel Memnoch the Devil, by Anne Rice. I'm facinated by vampires. Again, so sue me.

I write mostly Slayers and Newsies fanfiction...On THIS name, anyway. If you see some Gundam Wing fics and you're a Heero lover, steer clear. My charrie Alex Daulburn's got dibs. Fweeheehee...

"Quiet, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip..."

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"Your village called...Their idoit is missing."

"I'm sorry...Was I screaming again?"

"One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
(No, Mr. Schmidt, I have yet to look that up.)

"I've only told you a million times, yogurt brain!"
"Want a taste?"
"No! I don't!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to live in a cave in China. My cave will have indoor plumbing, electricity and a satellite dish. I will drive a go-kart, and play video games all day. And then...I'll get a life."