Who am I? Who are you? Why are you reading this? Stop looking at me!!! I'm the person your mother warned you about...I think. My name is of no importance. My purpose here is of no importance. I simply make the fics, dragging thoughts out from the back of the vast recesses of my brain. I write because I can, not because someone wants me to, not because someone asks me to, but simply for the purpose of writing whatever twisted thoughts come to mind. Nevertheless, enjoy what I have written, and maybe, just maybe, I'll dish out some more. :P