Do the native song and dance,
Explore the coast and hidden caves,
Find the treasure in the sands
That’s washed up by the waves.
Daybreak, we will be there—
You will not believe your eyes!
Full speed ahead to Pirates’ Paradise!

Welcome, welcome to the Caribbean!
Where water sparkles in ten shades of blue—it’s true!
Welcome, welcome to the Caribbean!
Enjoy the ocean breeze!
Sleep under swaying trees!
The Pirates here do anything they please!

You should all know right now that I'm Pirate and I take slight offence to those who poke fun at them, unless it's at the movies. I'm not a recent Pirate fan, I've been one all my life, and ever since I was a little girl, while other girls wanted to be Ballerinas and Princesses, I was playing with plastic swords and dreaming of sailing the seas. Which a reason I refuse to go on a cruise, no matter who paid for it. If I'm going to be on a ship, I'm going to earn my keep.

I've been writing since 1999, but I don't claim to be the world's best writer, I just claim to know what I'm doing. But, I'm always open to suggestions and requests and whatnot. So, just send me a PM and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I'm able to.

I'm not just interested in Pirates. I'm also fascinated by Robin Hood, Jack the Ripper, Magic, the Middle Ages, King Arthur, Sherlock Holmes, Sword Combat, Combat and Competition Archery, and Poisons. If you feel so inclined, you may fear me. My friends do. I'm also a Theatre Production Major, so I've been working towards a career in Show Business, whether stage or film is yet to be decided. I also want to work at Disneyland in California as a Pirate Face Character at Pirates' Lair on Tom Sawyer Island. I think it'd be a fun job to help me get into Hollywood after college.

Anyways, this is me in a nutshell.

I got this map from a friend of a friend,
He’s a bloke who met an unfortunate end.
He stole it from a thief he knew well.
Is the map for real? Time will tell!

Treasure, Treasure, plenty of it in a sunken chest.
Treasure, Treasure, yes, we love it; no time to rest.
Buried in waters icy cold.
He who finds it gets the gold!

It’s down below in a creepy cave.
All the riches will go to he who is brave.
Yes, he who is brave, not he who is not.
The booty lies here, and X marks the spot.

Treasure, Treasure, and plenty of it in a sunken chest.
Treasure, Treasure, yes, we love it; no time to rest.
Buried in waters icy cold.
He who finds it gets the gold!

P.S. Mary Harley was an actual Pirate from History. I'm not tooting my own horn in my story. I just really like the way her name sounds. That's all.