Yo. I'm a crazed and perverted twilight fan. And yes, i am a-a v- NEVERMIND! the word makes me gag. ANYWAYS! How old do YOU think I am?

Statistics:

Eye Color: Hazel (or green with a ring of topaz around the pupil)

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Hair Length: Just at the shoulder

Skin Color: Pale, damn not tanning skin.

Height: 5'2" i think (though i am having growth spurts)

Weight: Like 90 pounds i think? i'll have to check, i might be getting fatter. Dammit.

Bra Size?: I don't know hold on... 33A damn growth spurts.

Nails: Chewed off. Dammit.

Hell Yeah I'm Single! lol.

My thoughts on Edward Cullen

1. Hot.

2.There is an Edward that is my perfect match, and is looking for me. AND i WILL find him.

3.Good enough for Bella good enough for me.

4. ... i fink that's it lol.

My Personality.

Hmmm... Bouncy, short-tempered, good sense of humor, perverted, crazy. For example!

For Christmas i want the Twilight Hand Book (HELL YEAH!)

So, I'm planning on writing Santa a letter something along the lines of...

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas, I HAVE to have the Twilight Hand Book. If I don't recieve it,
I may stab one of my Stuffed Animals. AND you may be missing a few reindeer.

Sincerely,

My Name

Alright I think I'm getting to the end of this, so you can see my Fanfictions BUT i think i want you to know some of my Favorite Things

Music: Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Queen, Britney Spears (lol), Avril Lavigne, One Republic (to some extent), Lil Wayne (acquired from my older sis.), and Nickelback

Songs: Apologize(one republic), I kissed a girl (Katy Perry HELL YEAH!), Lollipop (lil wayne, like i said perverted), Mr. Carter (lil Wayne, don't know why though..), Poceckful of Sunshine (Natasha Bedingfield), Feels Like Tonight (Daughtry), In Love With A Girl (Gavin DeGraw), Shake It (Metro Station).

Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn. (Working on the Host), Harry Potter 1-7.

Movies: Twilight (idc if it isn't out yet!), Harry Potter 1-6 (same as before lol), Transformers(i know WTF? lol), The Convenant, Penelope (partly because one of the previews is for Twilight lol)

Tv Shows: Shear Genius (i got bored), iCarly(when nothin else is on), Gilmore Girls, That 70's Show (HELL YEAH!!XD), Queen Bees (on The N if ya didn't already know.)

I Finally HAVE GOOD NEWS!!

TWILIGHT FANS!!

INSTEAD OF HARRY POTTER No.6 BEING IN NOVEMBER OF 2008
THEY MOVED IT TO JULY OF 2009
FOR ANOTHER MOVIE TO BE PUT IN IT'S PLACE

TWILIGHT!! FUCK YEAH!!

okay i'm done...