Beansxxhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts. Hi, I'm Beans! If you're one of my loyal reviewers from AFF, my AFF screen name is now XxiRoxasxX. I haven't been active much recently, but with some hope, that should change :3 My current and only fandoms [that I write for] are Kingdom Hearts, and Left 4 Dead 2. I love them both very much. Wanna know how old I am? Old enough. :D I don't like being serious about things. Nothing is srsbusiness here. If I seem a bit crass or rude, rest assured that I'm only joking. I'm generally a happy person, but I'm no "Demyx". You know what, I think I'm more like Roxas - he's retarded. And a fatass. And a sweetie. These are just what I've personally gathered from the games so far, so don't take them as fact |D I'm pretty liberal on the drug front. There will be some stories in which drugs are being done - don't worry about it. xD |
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Love, Sociopath Style by Fantome reviews
Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
sweet talk 101 by tenshiplz reviews
Mute blonde boy meets redheaded boy. Redheaded boy hates blonde boy. Redheaded boy starts hearing voices and having weird dreams. Mute blonde boy and redheaded boy fall in love. The afterlife. akuroku. soriku. zemyx. done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,836 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Uncontrollable by runswithskizors reviews
Roxas meets Axel's eccentric band at a club while OD-ing. Axel takes care of him but kicks him out after an embarrassing incident. But could there be something under the surface? Why do they feel familiar? AkuRoku Zemyx Maybe Soriku. First chapter lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,817 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Scary Monsters by idioticonion reviews
Slash-y goings on at the ELE between Billy Dr Horrible and Dead Bowie. Contains references to Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog DVD Easter Eggs.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dead Bowie
Something Wicked This Way Comes by kurosora1984 reviews
Long ago, when the natural and the supernatural met as commonly as neighbors are known to do, a secret, forbidden romance was sparked in an isolated farming village. Yet neither Axel nor Roxas could know what forces would come against their love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Over At the Frankenstein Place by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. When Axel landed the role of Frank-N-Furter at their local theater, Roxas never expected to find the sight of his best friend in drag a turn on. AkuRoku oneshot in three parts. For the.israel.project.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Those Who Lie by the.israel.project107 reviews
Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Silence by Morgana Maeve reviews
Axel.Roxas: He lies there limp and unresponsive, and there is no way to draw him out of it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Interrupted by you.broke.a.promise reviews
For AKUROKU DAY! CHAAA! After listening to Axel and Roxas fight for the past hour, Sora takes a chance and goes to investigate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by the.israel.project107 reviews
AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
pass the plate, please by de yaten reviews
.kink meme. I'll bash his brains in with an Easy Bake Oven, step over mommy-wommy's burning body and let the juices dribble down my chin. Just like momma used to make, and all for you. :: Sora/Donald vore :: Dark, vore, language, weird. Very weird.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sora, Donald Duck - Complete
mine all mine by de yaten reviews
You are mine, Roxas. Mine. M-i-n-e. Got it memorized, baby blues? Buttons have to pop sometimes, sugarbunch. :: Axel/Roxas :: Dark, violence, non-con.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
This End of Winter by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
And I will watch your brilliant sapphire eyes in unhidden cruelty and ecstasy as they slip shut. Forever.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sora, Axel - Complete
A Very Scary Christmas by DragonRose888 reviews
Spin Off of AnimeDutchess's 'A Pokemon Christmas in July'. Sora drags Riku to meet Santa Claus and finds out just what list they're both on...M for Sexual References. Slash. Mention of Pokemon Characters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Throb by vami reviews
Confusion and sex all in one! Rated M. Good luck!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
i'm coming up the stairs by de yaten reviews
One, two, I'm coming up the stairs. Three, four, I'm halfway there. Five, six, I can hear you breathing. Seven, eight, I'm almost there. Nine, ten, you'd better start running. Dark. :: KH1!Ansem/Riku ::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Riku, Ansem the Wise/DiZ - Complete
Kerosene by de yaten reviews
Axel peered into the bright blue eyes and wondered if they would light up like Roxas' had under the flickering flame of his Zippo lighter. Burn, baby, burn. Insane asylum AU. Dark. Oneshot. :: AxelxSora ::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Faith by lawfulidiot reviews
It’s all wrong, is all he thinks while touching Sora's darker half. Riku/Anti-Sora, onesided Riku/Sora. Oneshot, drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Did Somebody Order Housekeeping? by de yaten reviews
Reno promised Rude anything he wanted upon the completion of Shinra's rebuilding process, and Reno was usually a man of his word. Usually. He never quite imagined Rude wanting anything like this... :: RudeXReno:: Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
A Box of Chocolates by de yaten reviews
Glue stuck to Kadaj's fingers, and there was a film of glitter over everything, but Kadaj was determined to make this the best present ever. Nii-san was such a spoilsport. It was the thought that counted, right? :: written for Valentine's Day ::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Missed Me by Hermaphrodite reviews
AkuRokuOneShot Missed me Missed me. Now you've got to kiss me.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Stalking by de yaten reviews
Axel has been following Roxas for weeks. It's funny, since the objects of his affections are usually charred, dead, and buried by now. Will Roxas survive the night...? Bondage, yaoi, noncon. ONESHOT. ::AxelxRoxas::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Blood Game by Silarcta reviews
This fanfic contains extreme gore and other repulsive themes. You don’t want to read this. Pairings: MarVex and ZekuAlmostEveryone ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
The Red Spot by DragonRose888 reviews
Twilight Town...the average, quiet model village of the 1690's. Live by the Bible, and condemn the sinners. Witches are linched and burned at stake. Sora and Roxas could be next...unless someone can save them...RikuxSora, AxelxRoxas. KH AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sora, Roxas
Red Velvet or Nothing by Quillslinger reviews
When Pence met Roxas, he gave him a cupcake. Roxas/Pence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Pence, Roxas - Complete
SICK by Candied reviews
Then, I realized his eyes were closed. His mouth was agape. Those red locks were mussed beyong reason. He hadn't even woken up. THAT. BASTARD. ALMOST. SHOT ME! AU, AxelRoxas, yaoi, lemonlime. Read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,451 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
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Shenanigans and Other Such Tales
In which a lot of pot is smoked, and hilarity ensues. M for drug use
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010
Friday Night reviews
A pair of best friends are enjoying a great Friday Night to themselves - until the cops show up. Then it becomes awkward. Rated M for drug use.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Silence reviews
to be edited
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sora, Axel
The Hunger reviews
Sora is starving, and he doesn't know why Donald and Goofy won't let him eat. Though it's breaking their hearts, they know that they would risk anything to save him. Even friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sora - Complete
To Be Abandoned reviews
Years after their father's death, Sora and Roxas have now lost their mother. Left in the care of a strange woman to whom their mother left everything in her will, they are constantly at odds with her in a battle of emotion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Roxas, Sora
The Old One Two reviews
A confrontation with Seifer ends in a fight. Axel just never listens... AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sweet Sixteen reviews
Roxas sweet sixteen hasn't been so sweet. AkuRoku warning, and very un-manly weeping.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Christmas Song reviews
It's Christmas, and we walk alone; two strangers with no one to miss us, on our own, out in the cold. Songfic, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Face reviews
Zexion's happy little parties are just gosh-darn swell. M for drugs
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Roxas - Complete
Five In The AM reviews
It's five in the morning, and Axel is hungry for more than just donuts. AkuRoku, Shounenai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hello Helicopter reviews
I'm not saying anything you haven't heard before; I'm just trying to understand the way we are.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sora, Riku